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08x13 - Space Mission Blaze

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.

08x13 - Space Mission Blaze

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

[upbeat rock music]

[cheering and laughter]

[laughter]

[tires screech]

[laughter]

- Oh, hey.

I hope you're ready for some fun that's out of this world,

'cause today is Space Day!

♪ ♪

- Check it out.

At Space Day, we can learn all about outer space

while doing cool stuff, like going on space rides.

- [growls] Whoo-hoo!

[laughs]

- And playing space games.

[laser zapping]

[upbeat chime] - I won! [laughs]

- And eating space foods.

- Freeze-dried pizza!

[comping]

Mm, crunchy.

- Blaze and I love learning about outer space.

- What about you? Do you like outer space?

Great!

[Stripes roars]

- Look, here come our friends,

Stripes, Watts, and Zeg.

- Blaze! AJ!

- [chuckles] Hiya, friends. Where are you headed?

- Wait till you see what's over here.

You're not going to believe it.

♪ ♪

- It's stuff that astronauts use for real space missions.

all: Whoa.

- Yeah, they've got helmets and spacesuits.

They've even got jet packs.

- Whoo-hoo! - Who-who!

[all cheer]

- Wow. I wish I could be an astronaut someday.

- Yeah, me, too.

- Ooh, Zeg wonder what that button do.

- Careful, Zeg.

That looks like the button to turn on these jet packs.

- [chuckles] We definitely wouldn't want to push that.

- [giggles] - No, thank you.

[quirky upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[mechanical whirring]

[jet packs roaring]

- Blaze, look! The jetpacks are taking off!

[chaotic rock music]



[all screaming]

- Gaskets!

They're flying off with our friends!

And taking them into outer space!

- Outer space?

- That not good.

[all screaming]

♪ ♪

- We've got to find some way to get into outer space

and save our friends.

- Wait a second. I've got an idea.

Why don't we go into outer space with that?

- Whoa! A rocket ship! That's perfect.

- We said we wanted to be astronauts.

Well, now's our chance.

- Let's suit up.

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

Prepare for blazing speed blast-off!

♪ ♪

- To blast off into outer space with blazing speed,

say, let's blaze!

both: Let's blaze!

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

both: Astronauts to the rescue!

- Hitting the thrusters in three, two, one.

- ♪ Cruising past the planets ♪

♪ Launching satellites ♪

- ♪ Conducting science experiments ♪

♪ While our spacecraft is in flight ♪

- ♪ Traveling through the galaxy ♪

both: At such a high velocity ♪

♪ Astronauts to the rescue ♪

♪ Astronauts to the rescue ♪

♪ We're on our way, leading the mission ♪

♪ Calculating our exact positions ♪

♪ Astronauts to the rescue ♪

♪ Astronauts to the rescue ♪

♪ Racing to space, saving the day ♪

♪ Astronauts to the rescue ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Doo-dee-doo, outer space ♪

♪ La-dee-da, what a place ♪

- Pickle, what are you doing?

- Oh, Crusher, you're just in time

to see me fly my pickle rocket!

- Oh, I wish I had a rocket ship.

- Gee, Crusher, do you want to have a turn

on my pickle rocket ship?

- [laughs] You bet I do!

Out of my way, Pickle.

I'm going to fly this rocket

somewhere no Monster Machine's ever gone before.

Pickle, send me to the moon!

- You got it.

[dramatic music]

- [laughs] Moon, here I come!

♪ ♪

Uh, Pickle, the moon is that way.

- The moon?

Oops, I thought you said you wanted to fly to the spoon.

- To the spoon?

[screams]

[groaning]

[birds chirping]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[electronic chiming]

- Watts to astronauts Blaze and AJ, do you read me?

- [gasps] It's Watts!

- We hear you, Watts. Can you tell us where you are?

- I'm headed for one of the planets.

It's the second planet from the sun.

- The second planet from the sun?

Hmm, let's check it out.

There are eight planets that move around the sun.

And the second planet is number two.

Where's the number two?

Right there, yeah.

- [gasps] That's Venus,

the hottest planet in the solar system.

♪ ♪

- [screaming]

- Hang on, Watts. We're on our way.

♪ ♪

- [screaming]

Phew! It sure is hot on Venus.

Must be because the heat gets trapped

by those sulfuric acid clouds.

Sulfuric acid clouds?

Astronaut Blaze, watch out!

[Blaze and AJ yelping]

♪ ♪

- Phew, that was close.

- To rescue Watts, we've got to get to Venus

without touching those sulfuric acid clouds.

- Help me look for a hole in the clouds

that we can fly through.

When you see a hole in the clouds, say hole.

[soft suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Hole!

[upbeat rock music]

- Whoo-hoo! - Nice flying, Blaze!

But get ready,

more sulfuric acid clouds up ahead.

- When you see a hole in the clouds, yell hole.

[soft suspenseful music]

Hole!

[upbeat rock music]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- We almost made it.

- Yeah, we just have to get past these last clouds.

♪ ♪

When you see a hole, shout hole!

[soft suspenseful music]

Hole!

[upbeat rock music]

[musical car horn honking]

Whoa, yeah!

♪ ♪

- Astronauts, you made it!

♪ ♪

Boy, am I glad to see you.

- Nice to have you back, Watts.

- Remember, our mission is to rescue three friends.

We just saved Watts.

So how many friends still need our help?

[soft suspenseful music]

Two, yeah!

We still need to rescue Zeg and Stripes.

- Well, come on, then. What are we waiting for?

- Astronauts...

all: To the rescue!

[engines revving]

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- All right, Pickle.

This time, you have to make the rocket fly exactly where I say.

Got it?

- [giggles] Yes, sir, Crusher, sir!

[button beeps]

Where would you like to go?

- Hmm, I want you to make this rocket ship fly me...

to Jupiter!

- You got it.

[panel beeps]

[dramatic music]

- [laughs] So long, world!

I'm going to Jupiter!

- Jupiter?

Whoopsie, I thought you said Soup-iter.

- Soup-iter?

[screams]

[groaning]

[birds chirping]

[upbeat rock music]

[electronic chiming]

- We're getting a distress call.

- [laughter] Hey!

- It's Zeg! - Where are you, Zeg?

- Zeg flying toward fourth planet.

- The fourth planet?

We'd better figure out where that is.

Remember, eight planets move around the sun.

And Zeg is near the fourth planet.

Where's the number four?

There, yeah! Planet four is Mars.

- [screaming]

- Hang on, Zeg. We're on our way.

♪ ♪

Prepare for landing on the planet Mars.

♪ ♪

[Zeg screaming]

- Look, there's Zeg.

He's headed for that giant mountain.

- Hubcaps! That's the Olympus Mons!

- Olympus Mons?

The tallest mountain in the solar system!

Whoa, whoa!

Phew!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[chaotic music]

- We've got to hurry and get him down from there.

- Activating Mars rover mode.

[upbeat rock music]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Astronauts...

both: To the rescue!

♪ ♪

- [screaming]

[engine revving]

- Don't worry, Zeg!

Mars rover Blaze is on the way!

- Yeah!

♪ ♪

[engine revving]

[Blaze grunts]

[tires screeching]

Phew, the Olympus Mons is super high.

- It's higher than anything we've ever climbed before.

How are we going to drive all the way to the top, Blaze?

- We can do it.

We just need a lot of Mars rover speed.

- Yeah!

To reach Zeg,

we need to go the fastest speed we can,

a speed of !

♪ ♪

Which one is the number ?

That one, right.

[engine revving]

♪ ♪

- Accelerating to a speed of !

♪ ♪

- [screaming]

[musical car horn honking]

♪ ♪

- Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - Whoa!

♪ ♪

[all cheer]

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

♪ ♪

- You did it, astronauts. You saved Zeg.

- Aw, Zeg so happy to be back with friends.

- [chuckles] You're welcome, big fella.

- Check it out. We've rescued Watts and Zeg.

So now we've only got one friend left to help.

Who is it?

Stripes, right.

- Come on, astronauts.

Stripes is out there somewhere and we've got to find him.

- Yay! - Let's do it.

[engines roaring]

- Astronauts...

all: To the rescue!

♪ ♪

[quirky upbeat music]

- OK, Pickle, this time you need to make the rocket

go exactly where I say.

Got it?

- Yes, sir!

So where would you like to fly?

- Hmm, let's see.

I want to explore...

[gasps] The big, hot sun!

- Excellent choice!

[panel beeps]

[dramatic music]

- [chuckles] I'm doing it!

I'm going to be the first Monster Machine

to visit the big, hot sun!

- Big hot sun?

Whoops, I thought you said hot dog bun.

- Hot dog bun?

[screams]

♪ ♪

[sneezes and groans]

[birds chirping]

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

[electronic chiming]

- [screaming]

- Ooh! Zeg know who that sound like!

- Yeah, it's Stripes.

- [roars] Astronauts, you've got to help me!

I'm headed for the sixth planet from the sun!

- The sixth planet from the sun?

Come on, let's look for it.

- Where do you see the number six?

There, yeah!

- That's the planet Saturn.

- [screaming]

Help!

- And there goes Stripes.

- [gasps] He just flew into Saturn's rings.

- Astronauts...

all: To the rescue!

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

Hang on, astronauts, we're going in.

♪ ♪

- Whoa.

- Saturn rings pretty.

- [screaming]

- Look, there's Stripes straight ahead.

- Hang on, everyone. We've got to hurry so we can--

[crashing] all: Whoa!

- I wonder what that was.

- Ah, Zeg not too worried.

It probably not going to happen again.

[crashing]

[all exclaiming]

- Uh-oh!

Saturn's rings are made of big chunks of ice and rock.

♪ ♪

[all exclaiming]

- [shakes jowls] What we do now?

- To save Stripes, we need some way

to get past the ice and the rocks.

- Don't worry, astronauts, I've got a plan.

Check it out.

Our ship has a laser that can melt big chunks of ice.

And it has an abrasion tool that can break apart the rocks.

[mechanical whirring]

- Whoa.

- Loosely based on real technology?

Ooh, Zeg like!

♪ ♪

[distant rumbling] - Get ready, astronauts.

Something's headed this way.

- Let's figure out what it is so we know which tool to use.

[suspenseful music]

Are those pieces of ice or rock?

Ice, right!

- Activating ice laser.

[upbeat rock music]

[all cheering]

- It worked!

♪ ♪

[distant rumbling]

- Uh-oh, here comes something else.

[suspenseful music]

- Is it ice or rock?

Rock, yeah!

- Abrasion tool power!

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

[distant rumbling]

[suspenseful music]

- What's coming this time, ice or rock?

[suspenseful music]

Ice!

[laser whirring and zapping]

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- Way to go, astronauts!

- [screaming]

- Look, we've almost caught up with Stripes.

- That true.

[loud rumbling] But only if ship get past that.

- What is it, ice or rock?

Rock!

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- Oh-h*-h*, yeah!

- [screaming]

[musical car horn honking]

[screaming]

[cheers] I'm saved!

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- Good to have you back, Stripes.

- [roars] It's good to be back.

- We did it, Blaze!

We saved all three of our friends.

Which means...

- Our space rescue mission is complete.

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- Astronauts, set a course

for the third planet from the sun, the planet Earth.

♪ ♪

all: ♪ Astronauts to the rescue ♪

[laughter and cheers] ♪ Astronauts to the rescue ♪

♪ We're on our way, leading the mission ♪

♪ Calculating our exact position ♪

♪ Astronauts to the rescue ♪

♪ Astronauts to the rescue ♪

♪ Racing through space, saving the day ♪

♪ Astronauts to the rescue ♪

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

[upbeat music]