05x12 - Plastic Surgin

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Welcome to Heart Story. Tonight we bring

you another special report on breast

implants. For many women, a visit to the

plastic surgeon means a larger, firmer,

perkier bust. Just take a look at these

exclusive photos taken before and

after. Whoa.

Yeah, yeah, yeahThe thingies got bigger.

But is this operation worth the risk?

Should women get potentially dangerous

implants just for the sake of, quote,

bigger thingies?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahGo

for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah.

Hey, Beavis. What?We should go to one of

those plastic surgeon dudes about, you

know, making our thingies bigger.

Mine are, like, already big enough. It's

not worth the risk. Not bigger boobs

dumbassBigger, you know,

thingies. We could, like, get wiener

implants. Oh, yeah. Cool.

Yes, Pantera, yeah, yeah yeah

YeahBut, uh,

what's going on here?Don't worry, buddy,

it's time for I have fun.

Ooh, baby. UghI

like that. Yeah. Yeah

Yes! Come on! Yeah!

Take it! Yeah! YeahHey, buddy, does this

Pantera guy ever relax?Uh, I

don't think so. This guy's

dad must have kicked his a*s when he was

a kid. Yeah, really. He was like,

Dammit, Pantera, this beer is warm!Get me

another one! Yeah.

He was like, You treat your stepmother

with respect, Pantera.

Or you'll be sleeping in the street.

He's like, Damn it, Pantera,

I told you to get out there and mow that

lawn. Oh, what's this?Is

that a tear, Pantera?Oh, is Daddy's

little girl upset?I'm gonna kick your a*s

in a next Tuesday, now get out of here,

and quit acting like a damn little girl!

Settle down, Beavis.

Yeah, yeahOoh

That was pretty cool. Um,

he's in a session right now with a

patient. Can Can I help you?We're gonna

get big wieners.

Does

this surgeon work on

bones?

Well, yes, he can change bone structure

in extreme cases. Yeah. Cool. But he

prefers to work with softer tissues.

Yeah, yeah, me too. Good afternoon,

Doctor's Office. I go through a lot of

Kleenex. Okay, I'll tell the doctor.

Uh, we want to, like, change our, uh..

Bone structure. Yeah, yeah, me too.

Good afternoon. Doctor's office.

Hey, we were next, asswipeOh, really?

You boys are next, huhWell,

well, I'm the doctor, so why don't you

boys come on in?Uh, OK. Yeah.

Cool.

So how much smaller would you like

your... We want them bigger. Yeah, we

need bigger thingies.

Well, I've never done an enlargement.

All my patients have either asked for

reduction in size or a slightly different

shape. They're stupid. Yeah,

size is everything. Well, I suppose I

could fashion something longer for you by

breaking the bone and adding an

extension. But it told me it's like, not

really a bone. Well, actually, it's

cartilage, which acts like a bone.

Mine acts like a bone in the morning

sometimes. Well, are

you experiencing any pain, any swelling

or any unusual discharge?Yeah, yeah,

sometimes. Beavis is becoming a man,

Sir. OK,

well, surgery is always risky, but I

think in your case, any change would

probably be an improvement. Yeah,

but how can you tell all that just from

looking at my nose?Well, let's just say

I've seen a lot of these little thingies

in my line of work. Oh, yeah.

Ow. Is this

operation going to stink or something?No.

In fact, you probably won't smell a thing

for a couple weeks. So how come you're

holding my nose?Please don't talk.

Well, I think I'll break the cartilage in

your nose. and add an artificial

extension there. Your noses will be

bandaged for at least a week afterwards.

Um, are you going to have to touch our

nads?'Cause, like, if you do,

could you get one of those, you know,

female nurses to do it?Yeah, yeah, like

maybe that chick out front.

Whoa.

Check out his unit. Mom,

this chicken's flat! See this?

You see that unit?Yeah, yeahThat means

it's not a chick. Oh, yeah. I

wouldn't look at that. I

wonder what the most beautiful chick in

the world looks like. Uh, well,

she'd have to be naked. Yeah, yeahAnd

she'd have to have boobs

yeah. It'd also be cool if she

had a butt too.

Yeah. That would rule.

And also, like, if her butt was naked.

Uh, yeah.

Well, you know, when I said she'd have to

be naked, I meant, you know, down there.

Yeah, really.

You know, Beavis?I was looking

at your mom naked once. Really?

How come you're naked?Hello, Beavis.

Your mom was naked. Ohh You

know how Prince is, like, searching for

the most beautiful chick in the world?

Yeah, yeahWell, he doesn't need to go

anywhere near your house. Shut up, Bruno!

I'm sick of you bad-mouthing my mom.

Mouthing?

Ohh

This sucks. It'd be this. For

what?Our wieners are

bigger. Oh, yeah.

Mine looks bigger, dude. Yeah.

Me too.

Now I need a bigger hand.

Yeah.

Oh.

Whoa, is that Jesus?Hey, is that our Lord

Jesus Christ?Eh.. No, I think it's Lenny

Kravitz. Um.. No, I think

it's... No, it's Rush. Oh, God...

Yeah. Invisible airwaves crackle with

mice... But I can tell we saw with

the energy. This guitar

sounds kind of cool, though. Yeah. If you

happen to be a wuss.

A dude with dreadlocks and tattoos

strapped to a chair.

That's a good idea for a video.

Didn't they do that before?Yeah, but,

like, this guy's on a pole. Oh, yeah, yeah

No, wait a minute, buddy. I think they

already did that, too. I thought a dude,

like, strapped to a chair up on, you

know, like, on a pole. Yeah, but he

didn't have dreadlocks.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. He

had tattoos, though. Yeah, that's what

I'm thinking. Yeah, it's like, they had

dudes with dreadlocks strapped to a chair

on a pole, but they didn't have a tattoo.

And that's like, they had dudes with

tattoos tied to a chair, but like, they

weren't on a pole, and they didn't have

dreadlocks. Yeah, I remember that. So

this is like, you know, all original and

stuff. Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Mm-hmmPole.

ohh

I think I saw Lenny Kravitz tied to a

cross once, too. No, Beavis, that was

Jesus. Oh, yeah, yeahYou're

right.

Who is this chick?Uh.. I

don't know. She looks like some chick

you'd see hanging out in Kmart.

I think I've seen this chick before.

Yeah. She did prince. Oh,

really?Well, at least that's something.

You know, they don't have to keep showing

her just 'cause she's singing. Yeah,

really. Like, move down and show

her butt or something. Yeah.

Look at the stupid stuff she keeps doing

with her face. Ohh This

chick is pretty dumb. Yeah, and

she's probably a sl*t too.

Why do you think this chick, like,

dresses up like a slutPrince makes sure

that all his women look like sluts

That's one thing I like about him. Yeah,

he has a vision. Me too.

Come day. All the girls in the world will

all come unto me. It's gonna be

cool.