05x31 - Screamers

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Tomorrow on The Price is Right.

And now, the exciting conclusion of Naked

Chick k*ller. But

Nikki, I don't have a swimsuit. That's

okay. No one's around. Live a little.

They're gonna get k*lled.

Hey, this lake is giving me the creeps.

Me too. Let's go.

Screaming is cool. Yeah. Hey, buddy,

let's go outside and scream. Uh,

okay.

Hey, that's that guy from Dumb and

Dumber. Oh, yeah. I

think that's dumb. Oh, yeah.

Whoa. We need to get one of

those.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I know I've

been saying that for a long time, bud.

We need to get a cool looking chick.

Maybe then people will start to respect

us and stuff. It's like we'll start

getting respect and then we'll get more

chicks and then like with more chicks,

we'll get more respect and after that

we'll get like more money. We'll get like

more chicks and more money and more

respect and we'll just like keep on

going. And all it takes is just getting

that first chick. If we can just get one

chick. I'm not talking about the chick

butt munch. I was talking about that air

freshener thing in the car. Ohh

Those dudes are stupid. It's like three

guys and one chick, and no one's even

trying to score with them. Yeah, really.

If it was me back there, I'd be like

going, Hey, baby, mind if I

take off my pants?Yeah.

That's pretty smooth, Beavis. Yeah, yeah,

I know. And then I'd, like, pull down my

pants real slow, like...

Yeah...

How come this this this this dork who,

like, has glasses and is ugly

gets all these chicks to line up and talk

to him and and we can't even do that?

Well, maybe we should try, like, standing

outside with one of those coats on and,

like, a clipboard and, like, pretend like

something cool is happening. I already

tried that once. Really?Yeah, I've tried

everything. I've tried it with a

clipboard. I've tried it with a notebook.

And I've done it all. It never works!

Shut up, Beavis.

Okay, dude, you ready?Yeah.

One, two, three.

Okay.

This is gonna be

cool. Yeah.

I'm gonna scream really loud. Yeah.

Me too.

Oh my gosh! Ohh Elmer,

we won!

Yes! Ohh

Jake and I could be showing up on your

doorstep, making you our next $10

million winner.

Now, who in the hell could that be at

this hour?I tell you what, it sure as

hell better be Ed McMahon and d*ck Clark.

Screaming rules.

Hello, police. This here is Tom Anderson

at 4120 Woodrow Court. There's two

hoodlums who came by my doorstep and

started screaming bloody m*rder. Hell, I

don't know if they're armed.

ohh Bah! Bah! Shut the

hell up!

My kids are trying to sleep! Why the hell

have you stopped screaming?You're not

helping! Oh yeah?Well, why don't you stay

the hell out of it?Yeah, well, how would

you like me to kick

your assThis is cool.

Wait, dude, here comes someone. Let's do

it.

All right, you little punks, I gotcha.

Go ahead, scream all you want. Do you

like this?HuhDo you like people

screaming?

Now, damn it! The last thing I need to

deal with are a couple of noise vandals

like you! You see, when I hear

people screaming, it usually means

there's trouble! But if not,

it's just like that little brat who

cried wolf. And someday, when there

really is trouble, I'm not

gonna help you!

No. If there really is trouble,

all you have to do is call. Here's

my number. And if you want to scream, you

can scream all you want inside your own

home. JUST DON'T DO IT! OUT!

HELL! Now, get your asses home!

That was cool. Yes.

No, no, no, no,

no, no, noWhoa, this thing is cool.

It's like a dog skull. Yeah.

Whoa. Oh, damn it.

Now it's gone. Yeah.

Now the dog's gone, and it's just this

guy.

You get the ankles and I'll get the

wrist. You get the ankles and I'll

get the wrist. It all comes down to this.

The wrist. That's kind of like when the

Jimmy Swagger dude says that. I don't

know about you, but when I woke up today,

I felt good. I felt like I didn't have to

lose. Yeah. He's like,

you need to plant a seed, a seed of

faith. Uh, that

wasn't that good, Butthead. Yes it was,

Beavis. It ruled.

Hang,

I wonder if that

dog's gonna come back. Uh, I don't think

it's coming back. I'm gonna change it.

No, no, wait, Butthead, come on. It might

come back. Besides, um.. I'm like, I, you

know, I'm starting to like this here. Get

the ankles, I'll get the wrist out.

Let's watch something else.

All right, Van Halen! Van Halen kicks

assYeah. Uh.. Uh.. Uh,

oh boy. Um.. Is this

Van Halen?Uh.. Yeah,

but it's like, where's Eddie?Yeah, I

mean, you know what I mean. How can they

fire Van Halen from Van Halen?Yeah.

We can

push with

all our might Athletes.

Oh, nothing's gonna change

And if I

askThis is kind of

like a country video. 'Cause it's like,

you know, it has like football players

and like old people and dogs and stuff in

it. Yeah, yeah, it's like every time you

watch TNN, all the videos have that stuff

in 'em. Yeah. All they need now

is a big pickup truck. Oh, yeah, yeah

Hey, hey, hey

Whoa, check it out. They put plastic on

their couch. We should try that. That's

stupid. Then you can't get any stains on

it. Yeah, yeahThen, like, you wouldn't

even have to, like, get up and go to the

bathroom, see?'Cause I've noticed,

like, over at Stuart's house where they

have that plastic on the couch, if you

pee on it, it just kinda, like, rolls off

and it just, like, goes away. Uh.. Oh,

yeah. That's cool.

That was cool when that cop screamed

right in our ears. Oh yeah.

He was pretty loud. Yeah. And

then he said we could scream all we want

just as long as it's in our own house.

That's cool. Yeah. Hey, Beavis, let's

call Stuart. Yeah.

Hello. Ohh

That was a pretty cool idea for a cop.

He left Colin. Here's the number he gave

us. This is gonna be cool.

Highland Police.