05x35 - Buttniks

[bunniefuu]

Whoa. Check it out.

You touch me, I shiver.

Your tongue, I quiver.

My loins, my liver,

I the taker, you the giver.

Whoa. I've got something

to give her. Do

you like my poem?Uh, your

what?Yeah, yeahYour lone insane, your

liver. There's plenty more inside.

Cool.

I'll be damned, it's Dave Navarro. Uh,

who?Dave Navarro, see

um, he was in um, another band and then

he quit and then now he's in the Chili

Peppers or something. How do you know?

It's out on MTV News. You

hear it first.

You're a dork, Divas.

Did you hear it from Kurt Scroter?

No, from Tabitha Thorin.

I get it, Beavis. You're a dork.

You know the MTV News theme song?

Yeah. You hear it first. Ba, ba, ba, ba,

ba, ba, ba...

How come the Chili Peppers, like, have a

new guitar player, like, every couple

weeks?Well, I think what happens is,

um, like, they join the band, and then,

like, flee like this, you know, like,

kicking a*s you know, all over the place,

and I'm like, everything, you know,

getting all the chicks. And then, you

know, the guitar player says, you know,

Screw this. Did you hear that on

MTV News?

It's a mess.

You. Hear it first. Beep, beep,

beep, beep.

And then, my friend,

you die. And then, my

friend, you die, man! And then...

My friend... You die!

Yeah! That was cool. Thank you, Omar.

Is there anyone who'd like to read now?

Any new blood?Check this out.

Uh, I got some rhymes for the house.

What's your name, young brother?Uh,

Butthead. Cool.

Let's groove for a while with Butthead.

Yeah. Groove with me,

people.

This is gonna be cool. I'm

just gonna sit here. Yeah, man. Take a

load off. Take a

load. Check this

out. Uh There once was a man from Venus

with a rocket ship for a...

Wiener

OK here. Hi. What can I bring you guys?

Here I sit. Yeah, get me a

triple amaretta cappuccino, low on a

foam, a double shot, and bring the man

here one too, right?The phone is ringing

and I cannot linger. So look out. But

here comes my finger.

And then, my friend, you die. Yeah, yeah,

you die. Cool.

Try it, man. Come on. It's cappuccino.

Diarrhea. Cha cha cha. Yeah.

Copacetic. Dialectic.

This is a pee-pee. No.

Hi, more cappuccino?I need cappuccino for

my bun. I'll

tell that one later.

There once was a lady from China. It was

a popsicle. Thanks, thanks. That

was organic. Let's give someone else a

shot at the mic.

I am Cornholio. My bunghole will

speak now.

Are you threatening me?I must have more

cappuccino for my bunghole

Bungholio. Bungholio. Ohh

I am Cornholio. I need teepee for my

bungholeI want all your gravaccino.

Do it, Brother Beavis. Are you

threatening me?You do not want to face

the raft of my bungholeMy bunghole it

goes bungor, bungor,

bungor. And one for you.

Hi. I run the multicultural poetry.

program at the university. Your friend is

unusual. What is he?Hispanic?

Russian?Yeah, he's Russian.

Umm Amazing energy. I'd love to see

his portfolio.

Portfolio. Hey man, you've been holding

out on us. Where'd you get all this crazy

rhymes?Would you like to see my portfolio?

I have a portfolio in my bum hole with my

audio. Wow, this is groundbreaking

stuff, man. Uh..

What is this?What is what?

Uh, this thing on the TV.

Oh, look at that! It's an arm.

It's... It's a scrotum!

It's like, why do people make videos?

Why do they have to play this music?And

why?And why?Yeah, it's like... You

know, some dude, like, gets a guitar and

he sucks, and then he gets together with

some other guys who suck. Yeah. It

really sucks. Um

I'm gonna go outside. Really?

How come?UmMy butt's asleep. Really?

Cool. Yeah, I'll be back later.

Okay, Beva.

Whoa. Hey Beaver.

Ohh Better watch out

for the skin deep.

Hey Beaver! What are you doing?

This sucks. Hey

Beaver! Wait up!

Hey, how's it going?Ohh

Roses are... no. Oh, I know.

Here I sit, broken-hearted.

I paid a quarter. You got a quarter?

Well, his 15 minutes of fame are over. I

guess nobody can keep up that kind of

intensity. Wait, I want more, man. He's

not done. Alphonse, bring my boy

another cappuccino. A

quadruple. Quarter. Theta dime.

Yeah, leave the-- Oh.

Thanks. Yeah.

I

am the great cornolio!You have

awakened my bong-hole! And now you must

pee! The streets will

flow in the blood of the non-believers!

That'll be cool. Ohh

Come on, we gotta go to the disco

tonight. No, I don't wanna do that.

Dang! Uh..

Alright, a video!Yeah! Alright,

another video! Cool! Yeah!

I like music and videos. Yeah, because

you don't just hear the band, you see 'em

too. Yeah, this is gonna be cool.

I haven't seen a video in a

while. Yeah, yeah, yeahYeahIt's

like spaceship and stuff. Wow!

Yeah, yeahThis is great. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow.

How cool is this?Yeah, yeah, yeahBoy,

how nice are you, huhYeah!

Whoa! That looks funny.

Yeah, see?See, nothing's gonna happen.

It's gonna be cool. Yeah, look at that.

Oh, yeah, yeahOoh There you go.

Wow. Yeah, yeah, oh,

yeah, okay. Yeah. That is

cool. I didn't know something could kick

this much a*s

Yeah,

oh

yeah, yeahThat's pretty cool. Wow.

Yeah. YeahHey, wow, that

was cool. That's unbelievable. If I

haven't seen a video in a while, this is

really great. You got any more

nutmeg?Uh, I don't think so. That's

okay, that's okay, man, that's okay.

That's okay, I don't need any.