05x38 - Tired

[bunniefuu]

Quit jumping on my bells, you punks, or

I'll give you something to jump about.

Did he just say quit jumping on my ba*ls?

Yeah, quit jumping on my ba*ls.

Here, I'll let you break this

bottle out back if you just quit

bothering my customers. Cool.

Whoa. Check it out.

That's the biggest tire I ever saw. Yeah,

it's just like the ones at the

playground, only it isn't bolted down.

You know what that means?

I know. It means it's ours.

Cool. Headed

up to here. Listening to a small segment

of people trying to put down America.

America is the greatest. Yeah, really.

And we ought to be proud of what we have.

Yeah, America is #1. Damn it. Yeah,

really. Yeah, yeahAmerica rules. Don't

forget it. Go to hell. This guy kicks

assYeah, really. America rules.

I'm thinking tired of all these people

saying all this bad stuff. Yeah.

Whoa, check out that tornado! Uh..

That's not a tornado. That's a Tasmanian

devil dude. Oh, yeah. He kicks assDid

you ever see that time he beat Bugs Bunny

upside the head with a shovel?Uh.. yeah.

I like the one where they grab Elmer Fudd

by the head and pull him through a

knothole in a fence and then beat him in

the head over and over again with a

shovel. OhhThat's

kind of harsh, butthead. Yeah, cartoons

are cool.

Oh, cool. Look at all that trash flying

everywhere. Yeah. We should have a party

like that and just, like, go outside and

get some garbage and just, like, throw it

all over the house and, like, run around,

and that would kick assUh.. Yeah, but

we'd, like, have to get some chicks to

come over first. Well, I was thinking,

like, you know, just you and me could do

it, you knowUh.. No, I mean, you know,

chicks would be nice, but, you know, if

you can't get any chicks, you know, why

stop?

Get out! There's a tornado in the

audience! Beavis, you already said that.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did. Remember?And

then I told you it was a Tasmanian devil.

I don't remember that.

When did this happen?It happened just

now, Beavis. Really?

BungholeMaybe I hurt my head or

something. Frankly, I'm getting a little

ticked off. Go to hell.

This tire's heavy.

Really?

This is hard work. Let's take a break.

I can't. I'm holding the tire.

Oh ohh yeah. Good job.

Maybe we should like take turns or

something. Good idea.

I'll go first.

That's not really what I meant, butthead.

But Eva, the longer you stand around

talking, the harder it's going to be to

push me to the top. You'll get your

turn on the way back down. Oh, oh, yeah.

Cool. That

would have been a cool buzz if you

weren't so slow. Wussy.

Whoa, check this out. This town looks

small. It's like, you can see all the

little houses. Check it out, butthead,

this is pretty cool. Shut up and get in

the tire, dumbassOhh

Wait, butthead, I'm not ready... Wait a

minute!

Light up, dillwad!

Oh, damn it! My good

genes.

Oh, it's beautiful, David. Now, the thing

to remember about nature photography is

that-- David?

David,

David, help. Somebody please

help.

Hey. You step on my property

again and I'll sh**t your a*s

Damn it, but I said I wasn't ready.

He's playing a toy. Oh,

check out that chick's panties. Damn it,

Beavis. Don't talk to me when a chick's

panties are on TV. It's like you mess up

my mind and I can't, like, see the

panties right.

I think this is Blue's traveler. No,

it's not. Where's that big fat dude?I

think that's him, Beavis. I think he

just, like, lost a lot of weight. Damn

it. That pisses me off. Everybody keeps

getting skinny. Yeah, he looked better

when he was a big fat slob bouncing

around on the stage going. Yeah, yeah,

yeahIt's like

stomach was hanging over his pants going.

Check it out, Beavis. I'm fingering my

lips.

Big, big, fat dude.

Remember that cartoon that had that big

fat dude in it?And he used to go, Hey,

hey, heyOh, yeah. And then he had that

friend with his eyes cut out of his hat,

and he'd, like, go, Hey, baby, let's

go... Yeah. See,

they used to have cool cartoons. Cartoons

now just suck. Yeah. I

don't think Dorothy was this hot in the

movie. Chicks were all like ugly

and old in times. It was like really

messed up. Oh yeah. I guess that's

why old dudes are like all cranky and

stuff. They're like, back in my day,

you'd hardly ever get wood watching TV.

Oh yeah, it was rough.

Yeah.

Beavis, that kicked assCome on, it's

my turn. I don't know, butthead. It

made me kind of dizzy. Well,

then you don't have to ride it anymore,

wussy. Just push me.

Ohh

Whoa, it's Todd.

Would you like to go for a ride in our

tire, sir?You preschoolers

are dead, man. You made me spill beer all

over my pants. We're

sorry, sir. Want me to

kick Beavis's a*s for you?That won't be

necessary, man.

Yeah. Teach him a lesson.

Watch where you're going all this time,

Beavis. Wuss.

Now it's my turn.

Water. What?

Yep, there's some water.

I'm getting sick and tired of these smart

a*s videos where there's like, you know,

college dudes and they're like in the

water and they're like, you know, being

all smart assYeah, yeah, really.

Maybe we should turn the TV off.

OK. Yeah, let's turn it off, OK?

So, um, how's it going?Uh,

pretty good.

So, um, so what'd you do today?Uh,

I've been sitting here all day, Beavis.

Oh, yeah,

yeahUh, oh, boy. Uh, OK.

So, um, you been getting any?

Uh, no?

So, um, what's on TV?Uh, I

don't know, let's see. Yeah, yeahYeah,

that's a good idea. Oh, cool, a video.

Ah, this is great.

Whoa, I'm talking about the beavers in

the butt head coming right back.