06x05 - Date Watchers

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So I told him if you were truly

comfortable with your own masculinity,

you wouldn't be so threatened by my

macrame. Bravo. It sounds like you

really asserted yourself there in a

positive, constructive way.

Want to come back to my house for a cup

of coffee?Why, yes, I'd love to go back

to your house. Whoa.

She said love. Yeah, yeah

Now he's gonna take her home.

Hey, Beavis. Let's

follow him until they do it.

Yeah, yeahThis is gonna be cool.

You want to tell me what this is all

about?You want to tell me what this is

all about?Yeah. The reason I brought you

here is I want to do you.

Oh, yeah. This is from that movie where,

like, you know, that white chick goes

into the hood and teaches everybody how

to get good grades. Oh, yeah.

They always have movies like that. Or

there's this teacher and they're like all

good and like everybody like stops being

a gangsta and then they get good grades

and go to college. Yeah. And

then it's like, you know, she like makes

a difference or something. Yeah, that's

really stupid. Yeah.

They should make a movie that's like, you

know, realistic. Where it's like, you

know, the teacher sucks. Nobody learns

anything. Then in the end, it's like you

just be all stupid. Yeah, Yeah yeah,

that would rule. And then it's like, then

see, then you could have like, some cars

blowing up and stuff. Then you could

like, throw some boobs you know, and

like, a big chase scene, you knowThat

would rule.

You know, you know a while ago when when

Coolio said, I see myself in the p*stol

smoke. He stole that from Snoop Doggy

Dogg. Yeah, see, that's why, to me,

teaching is really a two-way street. I

learn from my students as well. Oh, yeah,

that's wonderful.

Van Drethen's gonna score.

Must really want it.

yeah. That sucks.

Check it out, Beavis, a window. Yeah,

cool.

Whoa. He's taking her

clothes off. Whoa, cool. Take it

off! Take it all off!

Yeah, hey, hey Do her underwear next!

Oh, no. Now he's getting naked!

This is pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah

Go for it. Yeah, yeahYeah, yeahDo it. Do

it. Go for it, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

I wish he'd hurry up and do it instead of

just putting his arm around her. Yeah,

really. Come on. Grab her thingies. Come

on. Yeah. Grab his

schlongYeah,

yeahCome on. Wait. I thought I heard

something. HmmI don't think I heard

anything. Would you mind pulling the

shades?I don't want to feel like we're

putting on a show for the neighbors.

Yeah, why don't I do that?

Wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey

Hey, heyCome on. Damn it. I can't see.

Hey. This sucks. Damn it.

This sucks. It sucks. Pull the damn shade

back up. They're probably doing it right

now. We can't even watch. Damn it. The

next time we see them, it'll be all over.

We should just, like, ring the doorbell

and demand they let us watch. Oh,

yeah, yeahCool.

Hey, where is she?

Is she naked?Beavis and Butthead.

What a surprise.

We want to watch. Yeah. Come on.

You'd like to watch what?You know, you

and that chick doing it. Yeah. YeahI

mean, we don't even have to come in. If

you could just, like, put the shades back

up, that'd be fine with me. Boys,

this really bothers me. OK, Now, after

school Monday, I'll set aside some time

to discuss this with you. But until then,

I'd appreciate it if you'd respect my

privacy. OK. Oh, wait. Hey, heyCome on.

Come onDamn it. We came all the way over

here. Come on. Yeah. You

owe us. Come on, guys. Respect my

boundaries, okay?We

want to see something.

Yeah, damn it.

Hey, that's that dude from Nirvarna. Um,

hey, um, Buckhead, I don't think that

dude's with us anymore. You shouldn't say

that. I'm talking about the drummer,

dumbassUm, hey, I've

never seen that drummer before in my

life. Yeah, that's not him. No,

butt munch. I'm talking about the drummer

from Nirvarna is playing guitar here.

Oh yeah, you're right.

You knowThese are kind of, you know, like

nice colors, you knowThey're all orangey

and kind of pretty and stuff. Uh,

Babe?You like

swing on that side now?

Um, do I swing?No, I haven't. I haven't

been to the swing since I was like eight

years old. I

don't even think we have a swing set

anymore. What are you talking about?

Never mind, Bayless.

Dumbass

Why are all these dudes dressed up in

white?EhI

think it's like they all drive ice cream

trucks. Yeah, that would be cool. You

know, like if instead of that dorky music

the ice cream truck plays, if they played

this... Yeah. And then they take the

ice cream and just throw it at you and

scream. Yeah! And then you just like

drive an ice cream truck across your

lawn. You just tear assI

don't owe you

anything. Guys, I'm really

disappointed in you. We're disappointed

in you. It's like you pull down the

shades like you're going to do it, and

then it turns out you're not even naked.

Yeah, really. What about the chick?Is he

naked?Where is she?Come on, buddy. Let's

go find her. What's going on,

David?David.

Hey, baby. If things don't, like, work

out with David, maybe you and I

could, you know, what the hell are you

talking about?Come on, Joan, don't worry

about it. I'll drive you back to your

place. Yeah, baby. Cause

it's like, if we were on a date, we'd

already be naked by now. Yeah, yeahAnd

you would too. So

are you guys going to, like, do it in the

van?Hurry up! We don't have

all day.

Hey, Beavis. We should follow him to her

place. I bet they'd do it there.

Yeah, yeahCool.

I wish I would've met you. Oh, no.

Just look at this crap. It's like another

one of those videos where you don't even

remember it right after you saw it. Uh..

You can't remember any videos right after

you saw 'em, Vivas. Yeah, I can. That's

how I know this is one of those videos.

I'm getting tired of seeing all these

videos where it's all out of focus and

it's all blurry and blobby and a bunch of

art crap. Yeah, really.

Art sucks. Yeah, it's all like, um..

there's all this stuff and there's like

all these colors and... Yeah, it's all

uh..

Damn it, now it's rocking! Damn it.

Now all of a sudden this video has to go

and be cool right when I'm trying to get

some damn sleep. Yeah, really. If they're

gonna rock and kick a*s at least it

should happen while we're awake. Damn

it. It still has all this blurry crap.

Well, I mean, you know, at least the

music is in focus.

Uh Oh yeah.

I think this is a buzz clip.

You know, I mean. I always thought, you

know, like a buzz clip, like, was where,

you know, like they have something in

the, um.. You know where

they

at. Yeah. You knowAmen! Nice shot!

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