06x12 - g*ng of Two

[bunniefuu]

Why don't you punks quit bothering me?

We were just sitting here. Yeah,

we're just eating nachos. Yeah, well, it

was really loud.

You guys need to get a life. Just

stay put, all right?We'll be back later

and kick your weasley assesYou better

have something to drink next time.

That was cool, the way he like, didn't

kick our assMaybe he's gonna let us be in

his g*ng now.

I just had a vision, Beavis. We don't

need to be in Todd's g*ng. We need to

start our own g*ng.

Yeah, yeah, yeah We're gonna

start our own g*ng! This is gonna becool!

All right, Montell Williams! Maybe you'll

have some whoresYeah. Yeah

Or some slutsYeah, Yeah or

maybe a good girl fight. Yeah.

Or maybe some skank hoes.

ohh It's a video.

Ehhh...

Well... See you later, Beavis.

Oh wait wait wait wait, just a minute.

Just check it out. Maybe like... Give

it a chance...

Okay. At least it doesn't

look like a video. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

exactly. Yeah. Yeah

Uh, doesn't your mom watch Montell

Williams all the time?Yeah,

she watches Montell Williams, Terry

Springer, Shane Whitney. She

watches all of them. She's always saying

like, I should be on one of these shows,

baby. Yeah, but like, what

would be the topic?you

know It'd be like, I'm a

sl*t and my son's a dumbass

Next, Montell Williams.

Yeah, that's a good one, buddy. That way

we can both be on you.

You dumbass

Being in a g*ng is cool.

Yeah. We just kickin' it.

Hangin' out in the crib. In the house.

Uh..

Hey, Beavis. How will anyone know we're a

g*ng if we're just like hanging out at

home?Oh,

yeah, yeahI didn't think of that.

Now what do we do, butthead?Uh..

I guess our g*ng, like, needs a name.

Oh yeah. Um.. We should be the, uh,

Bloods. Yeah, the Bloods. No way,

Beavis. It's already taken by, like, some

guys who could kick our a*s

Oh yeah. Maybe we should get some of

those guys in our g*ng. That'll be cool.

Yeah. We need, like, some other

members.

Hi guys, what's happening?Uh,

we're like a g*ng. Yeah, you're on our

turf. Cool! Hey, can I be in your g*ng

too?Uh, no.

Come on, guys, it'll be fun. You guys

could initiate me. Yeah, come on,

butthead, we could annihilate

him. Uh, yeah. Cool.

Uh, I don't know, guys. What do I have to

do?Uh.. Uh, you have

to break something. To prove you're as

cool as us, we're pretty cool.

So it's like, uh.. If you want to be in

our g*ng, you have to... Uh.. Uh.. You

have to break this milk crate. Uh,

guys, that's vandalism. You're not gonna

vandalize it, dumbassYou're gonna break

it. Now get to work and

prove how cool you are. Yeah, biatch.

Hey, baby. Uh,

did you ever, like, do it with a g*ng

member?

Ow! Uh, we need to have,

like, colors. Yeah, yeahColors, yeah.

I think we should be gray. No way,

butthead! Um.. I

think we should be blue. No way, Beavis,

we should be gray. No way, we should be

blue, dammit! Then get your own g*ng,

dumbass

Darn it! I'll never pass this stupid

initiation. I shouldn't have to prove how

cool I am. Hey, what the hell's going on

back here?Um, Beavis and Butthead maybe

do it. Oh, they did, huhTough guy?Yes,

sir. They're right in front of the store.

Oh, yeah. Well, we'll see about that. Get

inside!

Is this a diaper commercial?

No, this is a d*uche commercial. Oh,

yeah, yeahThat's funny. d*uche.

What if d*uche, anyways?Like, how does it

work?Uh.. I don't know.

I think chicks use it, like, when they

get that not-so-fresh feeling. Oh, yeah,

yeahI think it'd help them, like, go

horseback riding and, like, go down to

the beach and stuff like that, too. Yeah.

I wonder how come they don't have a

d*uche for guys. Yeah, yeah, that would

rule. like, sometimes, you know, I feel

like, you know, not so fresh. Well,

maybe if you'd wash your butt once in a

while. And I'm not

talking about washing your whole buttI'm

talking about washing your butt whole. Oh

yeah, yeah

They just said you suck. No, they didn't.

They said you suck. They

ripped off my idea for a song. Yeah.

You, like, already ripped off the idea

for me, bonghole. Pivas, do you remember

what I told you about trying to be funny?

Um, that I shouldn't.

That's right. Now sit there and shut up.

Nut sack. Wait,

wait, wait I think I can see something. I

think I can see the side of her boob

I think that's just a koala bear. Oh,

yeah, sorry. You know

something?I wish these girls were naked,

and I wish, um, they were right

here without any clothes on, and I wish I

was grabbing their buttAnd that's

about it. Uh..

Well, all right then.

ohh Hey! This kid said some g*ng members

made him bust up my milk crates. You know

anything about that?Uh, no.

He was acting on his own, sir. Yeah, we

never saw Stuart before in our life.

Yeah, and, uh, you're on our turf.

I thought I told you to have something to

drink. Uh, you better not mess with

us. We're in a g*ng. So you are in a

g*ng, huhYou little turd!

Looks like your g*ng's gonna mix it up

with my g*ng. Being in a

g*ng sucks. Storm, help

us.

American woman! They

think they're bad 'cause they're walking

slow. Look

at Scotty. Captain, she's

breaking up. We can't hold out much

longer.

Get out your seat and jump around, jump

around. Get out your seat and jump

around, and jump around.

These guys are like, like they're trying

to be House of Pain. Yeah.

And the Beastie Boys and, uh..

Goodfellas. And

Reservoir Dogs.

Yeah, yeah, yeahFight! Fight!

You know, if these dudes were as cool as

they think they are, they'd be hanging

out with chicks on a Saturday night.

Yeah, yeah, really. Or at least, like,

you know, watching TV or something.

I wonder where these guys get these

clothes. Uh..

You can get that stuff at this place

called By George down at the mall. Oh

wait, really?Cool.

Who are these guys anyway?Uh..

The Lords of Brooklyn.

I thought there was only one Lord. That's

what they said in Sunday school.

You're thinking of like outer space,

Beavis. That's where the Lord

lives.