07x08 - Underwear

[bunniefuu]

Foreigners.

Words. Plane

crash.

Whoa, here's one. Where?Oh,

yeah. Whoa, check

it out. If you luck hard enough,

you can see our... You know

Oh, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I think I see

it. Yeah, yeah

Hey, buddy, what does that say?Uh..

Grand...

O-P... Peen...

Peening?

Grand opening.

Hey, Beavis.

Wanna go to the grand opening?

Underwear for chicks. Yeah,

but it when chicks put that stuff on,

they're like, they're naked.

YeahAnd then, like, when they wear

this stuff, it's touching them, you know,

down there. Yeah.

Yeah. It'll be on our boobs

And we're looking at it.

Hey, Beavis, I just

thought of something. If we, like, touch

that thing and then some chick buys it

and puts it on her boobs we'll, like,

sort of be touching her boobs

Oh, yeah, yeahWe'll be touching her boobs

Hi there, fellas. You've been standing

there all afternoon and I'm getting

complaints. Yeah, yeah, we've been here

all afternoon. Check it out. Chick's

underwear. Yeah,

you can see through these ones.

Yeah. Well, you're gonna have to either

go in the store or get your butts out of

here. All right, OK.

Yeah, sure. No problem.

This one's going to be

cool.

Oh my God.

Check it out.

Yeah, and someday a

chick is like going to put her boobs

right here. Cool.

This is where she's going to put her butt

Excuse me. If you're not

purchasing something, please refrain from

handling the merchandise. OK?Yeah,

Beavis. Thank you. Sorry.

Whoa. She's going to try it

on. Yeah, yeah, we weren't

touching it. This is going to

be cool.

This might be the closest we've ever

come to getting some.

So how'd that work out?

We sort of scored.

Leave us. The more underwear we touch,

the more chicks we get to sort of seal

up. Yeah!

Yeah, yeah

Oh,

man. Uh.. This sounds

different. Yeah, yeahYeah, it was slower

before. Yeah, and she was walking

slower before too, and she had bigger

hooters.

You know, I sure would like to do

Madonna. Yeah, me too. I'd like to have

sex with her. That would rule.

Yeah, that's that's what I meant too.

Kick a*s

Madonna looks pretty normal here. Yeah,

really. She just looks like a normal

white-haired old lady walking down the

street to get some groceries. You know

what I'm saying?Uh, yeah. But for, you

know, like an old white-haired lady, he

still looks pretty good. Oh yeah, no, no

I'd do her. I mean, I'd do her, yeah.

I'm not saying that. You'd do your old

white-haired grandma if you got the

chance. No way, butthead. My grandma's

got like... Brown kind of purple hair.

It's not white. Uh.. Oh,

yeah.

My baby's got a secret

My baby's got a secret

My baby's got a secret

Shut up, bonghole.

Madonna's always like... Masturbating

during her videos?Yeah, yeah, so am I,

you know, during her videos. Yeah,

but like when she masturbates she's still

doing it with Madonna. When you spank

your monkey, you're just doing it with

Beavis. No, I mean, little Beava.

Boy, if I was Madonna, I would like

fondle my boobs constantly.