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01x05 - A Little Romance

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Capitol Critters". Aired: January 28, 1992 – September 17, 1996.*
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A young mouse named Max is forced to flee his home on a farm in Nebraska after his family is k*lled by exterminators.

01x05 - A Little Romance

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please they hold that the vag*na ain't

seen this stuff since that random Lord

does the president have to pay for all

this course not dunce cap it's a state

dinner whenever a big shots in town

they're gonna stuff this face and show

him a good dad in honor of His Royal

Highness Prince here oh no Meah

hey there's gonna be a performance by

the kabuki theatre of Tokyo jam it jam

it

jam it

jamot jamot

Jared they're gonna have some kind of

theater from Japan yeah maybe we get

stepped on we gonna miss it oh come on

how many chances do we get to learn

about other cultures do you he saw just

now no in October a stupid

yeah are you finished

I'm sorry if I startled you

my name is Ichiro we are from Japan

why you guys bought this place to weave

in that trunk over there they keep it in

the basement of a theater in Tokyo one

night we went to sleep next thing we

know we're on a six country tour this is

Casa Kok my wife and our two sons ha

Ichi Kazu nice meeting you don't slam

the door on your way out

chairman oh who is this

you murdering

whoo he's cranky I had never seen him

that cranky you came two batches catcher

behind you

what is he doing

I I k*lled him you are so brave

my fellow Americans our long national

nightmare is over

how does your head feel hi okay I guess

I never fainted like that before I've

never been rescued like that before but

it's certainly a good way to meet guys

some Bosch huh you don't feel like

joining them

not really it's the best we can do

hello max hi everyone the guest of honor

isn't even at his own party will you

join us for dinner oh no that's okay I'd

be budding in max you saved my child's

life you are part of my family please

sit

Thanks everyone is so proud of you

you must be very happy maybe he found

out what we're eating didn't mean to

k*ll him I thought I could just knock

him out or something I didn't want him

to die listen to this one he's not sure

whether to be a man or a boy that seems

to have emptied the well yes I'm sorry I

just think I'm really stupid

why because you won't hide from your

feelings never apologize for that son

ever do we have a deal

good shall we eat everyone

make up on their faces tells you what

kind of character they're playing the

blue usually represents cruelty the red

strength and justice what about the

white love and romance which one is your

president down there the one right below

me what I wouldn't give for a water

balloon

for you you smell awful I was in the

garbage it took me an hour to get the

lid up

where's Miko she's gone kid that group

that with is flying home she left

hey when that truck goes they go it's

that house remember

you smell awful you ain't exactly mr.

Aqua Velva yourself Fat Boy hey you

smell great what the heck is going on I

can't talk I've got a plane to catch

he hasn't made in Japan Japan as if the

guys who own everything that ain't in

Japan Japan hand me that shirt will ya

so what you're going for isn't it

obvious

I'm in love with Miko you're in love yes

I am

she's my world you've no know one day

she can't even be your zip code beside

she's gone already you don't know where

she lives what are you gonna do go to

Tokyo and mingle don't worry I'll find

her oh love will find a way what was I

thinking you know you could be happy for

me I'd be happy if you found something

you loved like a can of Cheez Whiz or

something

and you never wanted me around anyway

what are you talking about come on the

only things you give a hoot about our

food and sex who did you say hoot

see you Jam it what wait a minute wait a

minute whatever what the heck is a hoot

have a nice flight they lose your

luggage

hey this was supposed to be your week to

take in the garbage yeah yeah where's

max

he's probably at the airport by now I

beg your pardon he left for Japan last

night city had the hots for that chick

in the trunk

not that I care what it does guy wants

to set up with some Asian babe fine by

me I ain't gonna lose any Z's let's go

hey we gotta stop em pinhead Hey as far

as I am concerned the little twerp was

never even here you want to stop and

fine because I don't give a hoot or what

later man

attention trans-pacific flight four four

one two Tokyo now ready for passenger

boarding gate 34 be your attention areas

it's like six feet to Tokyo now in the

final boarding process 842 a standby

passengers Johnson please step to the

counter

hey you are Trixie how'd you get here oh

please I can get anywhere where do you

think my kid learned his stuff you in

here damn it

how come you work at a counter you ain't

got enough to be a stewardess

what the heck are you doing here who

else is gonna knock sense into him he

doesn't love that chick he doesn't even

know that chick chairman we've been

through this I told you I've made up my

mind

she's gotta be here someplace

Miko come on could you at least pretend

you listen you know Miko Miko

Miko Miko Miko

can you hear me look kid I hate to break

it to you but you're barking up the

wrong tree oh sorry

cool I can wait but just for one second

no I won't me go look out

tastes great not too much spinning a day

crawling around the lousy Airport where

the least I don't have to worry about

that stupid yeah look at this I just

cleaned yeah yeah huge beam you ready

here to Japan I'm oh that's what about

kids like I wanna know nobody cannot

they eat or what

please go after him chase him

Meiko

where is this a tribe mate

come and get me a pussycat

that's right whoops got a dull

so what's new I thought we wouldn't get

to say goodbye we won't have to I'm

coming with you to Tokyo I need you Miko

I love you how can you know this I do I

swear it I mean last night we were all

having dinner

I just thought something I can't explain

it

I can Trixie hiya cutie how's it hangin

you don't want her kid you want all of

them you want a family again

I was watching you with them yesterday

the whole time you've been with us I've

never seen you that happy I guess we'll

never make you feel like that even

though we all want to so if you wanna go

you should as long as you know why in

Japan there's nothing more important

than the family does they feel the same

way in mmm Nabisco Nebraska

some nights miss them so much I can't

even close my eyes then won't be right

there in front of me you'll never stop

missing them but you gotta move on you

gotta let time do its work max if you

still want to come with us you can it's

probably pretty divided over there as it

is are you gonna be all right yeah

sorry I bothered you you probably didn't

even like me that much

your first time me too

watch out here comes another one sorry

do me a favor will you no more acting

crazy let's be normal everyday rodents

for once okay okay no more acting crazy

and then we started hearing these noises

what you're doing is

don't look at me I just live with the

guy