02x07 - Auntie Histamine

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How come I have to get a cola the weekend?

Oh, just stay in bed and get lots of rest

so you won't miss school on Monday. You

said that just to t*rture me, didn't you?

Great cold stones, it's windy. You'd

think we were flying through the large

intestine. That wind means the surf will

be way up, Driggs. Just wait till we get

to Mucus Beach. I

see the mucus. Where's the beach?

The

sinuses must be flooded. Come on, let's

check it out.

It's Rhinovirus and his boys. Hey, dude,

mega drinks for everyone!

Time to freeze some sleaze.

Oh, boogers! Mucus pressure building!

Blitz! You missed that spot!

Oh,

zinc

and Drix, zinc and Drix

Trouble in the air, what you gonna do?

private eyes Cut germs and viruses down

to size Busy defending all the nerve

endings They

got

Like a little sound, like a little sound

I, Zeke and Drake

Inside the body and mind From the tip of

the nose to the behind Different

protectors of the city of Hector I,

Zeke and

Drake

Holy mother of mastication. We got a

stats fail situation.

I don't know about you, but I could

certainly use some mouthwash and a couple

of dry towels at this moment.

Come on, Ozzie, wait for me.

Knives. Are you practicing for a hog

calling contest?My nose is all

stuffed up well. This should

help. It's nose spray, but

be careful.

Uh, read the directions, OK?

It's only nose spray.

Hi, everybody. I

don't love. Whoa, a mucus mother lode.

Oh, my. It's so wet and sticky. Hope I

came in the right entrance.

Watch it, boys. I'm snot in the mood for

games.

Oh, Rapture, she's finally arrived.

You know her?That's my aunt,

Antihistamine.

Oh, no.

You have to remain silent.

Having an excellent time?

Most unexcellent. Put your tendrils

above your head, you filthy mold spore.

Auntie Grixie Boy. Oh, it's

so good to see you again. I remember when

you were just knee-high to a grain of

magnesium oxide. Now you've grown into a

fine young pill. At

night, Auntie used to read me lists of

synthesized amino acids. It's one

of my fondest childhood memories.

That's really special. Oh,

Auntie, I want you to meet my partner,

Ozzy. How's it going, Ozone?Whoa,

you got a mud squat on your front Fender.

Sorry there, Ace. Ma'am, I just

wanted to thank you for assisting the

police. How come he never thanks us?My

pleasure, big guy. I saw your run down

that germ, your one hot muscle cell.

Oh, thanks. So how long are you going to

be with us here in Hector?Not long. I

like to drift away once the work is done.

I don't want to over spray my welcome.

Oh, goodness. No, you must stay, Auntie.

There's plenty to see in the city of

Hector if you've got the right guide.

Well, maybe I will hover around a few

days. Can anyone recommend a dry spot

where a gal can park her storage tank?

Now, I insist you stay with us, Auntie.

It's a small detective agency, but we

call it home. Deal, nephew.

Say, big boy, how about a stroll down the

alimentary canal?Hey,

thanks for asking me if I mind having a

house guest. Oh, I'm sorry, Ozzie. I'm

just so thrilled to see family again.

You're a cell. You have millions like you

all around. Who do I have?I'm

lucky if Hector takes an aspirin.

OK, but I get first dibs on the

bathroom.

Gangway Ace coming through. Oh,

look out. We got a hazmat spill. Hey,

give me those.

Isn't she the greatest?Not

really.

One big happy family. That's us.

Hurry up, snot boy.

I'd like to brush before dawn. Didn't you

just use that?Relax. It's only a

spray.

Where's the juice?We always have fresh

squeezed mucus in the morning. You boys

are out, but I made a nice stack of dry

toast.

Water. Water.

Any time now. Oh, Ozzie, you didn't

forget to pay the water bill again, did

you?Cute dog. Can he yodel?

No. Neither can I.

What's going on?All the water

is gone.

Yeah! Everywhere! God move! Say for

yourself!

That guy was right. The water tower's as

dry as your toast, Auntie. The whole

area's been drained of moisture. I'll bet

a big tough cell like you cracks this

case in no time. I've got a few

ideas. Give me a lead and I'm like a

bloodhound. I bet you

are. Woof, woof.

Ha! Hey, Drix, is it me, or is Auntie's

storage tank putting on a few pounds?

I hope you're not insinuating that my

aunt is somehow behind this drought. I

heard that, Jones. You better watch what

you say and who you say it about.

Everyone lighten up on ace. A good

detective suspects everyone. Only 10

billion cells to go. Well, those

water trucks should dampen down the

neighborhood. Bad

news, Chief. Big inflammation burning

over 204 N Nasal Lane. Uh, we're

gonna earn our carbs today! All

right, there you go. Over there, you

missed the spot. Come on, step on it!

That's

my boy! Look at him spraying!

Yeah, Travis. I figure if I sneeze a few

times Monday morning, my mom will let me

stay home from school. I mean, it's only

fair, right?My nose stopped running, but

now it's all dry. Hold on.

Water.

Angie, what are you doing?We need that

water.

Uh-oh. Hey.

I managed to put out the inflammation.

Where's Ann?Good globules.

I think your aunt's staying someplace

else tonight.

I'm better now. Really. Really. No, I'm

not the least bit thirsty. I'm sorry,

Annie, but I can't let you loose till we

find out what's wrong with you. Bad news.

Hector's self-treating his dry nostrils.

He's using the nose spray every 20

minutes. Hector's sinuses could get

wrecked for good.

Here it comes.

Auntie, please stay. We can talk thisout.

Oh, no.

Looks like your aunt turned Mucus Beach

into the world's biggest sand trap. It

was scary, man. Like when you're in a

monster pipeline and your skeg breaks.

Uh, yeah. Where did she go?Out there,

dude. Where all the water used to be. This

dehydration seems to go on forever.

Gotta find her, Drix, no matter how long

it takes. I know. Let's play 20

questions. Me first. I'm thinking of a

carbohydrate. Ready and go. Would you

just navigate backseat?Yes, Sir. Mr.

Driver, Sir, going

up, going down.

The dust is clogging the navigation

system. Anybody got a hanky?

Oh, that's so much better.

I can smell my exhaust again.

Hector sinuses are cracking apart. She's

somewhere up ahead of us. Come on, we

can't just stay here. We'll come back as

soon as possible.

Auntie Hissy.

Auntie Hiss.

Antihistamine.

Fix. I'm drying out big

time. There isn't a soda machine in that

chest of yours, is there?I'm afraid not,

Ozzy.

I could be looking at the big nap.

I remember that fool from when I was a

kid. Hey,

what's going on?

Hello.

Hang on, baby. I'm stumbling as fast as I

can.

HuhThis better be a

hallucination.

Auntie!

Hang on, Ozzie. I see moisture ahead.

Only a few steps more. Too late.

I'm not going to make it. Besides, it's

just a mirage.

Really. It looks

wet.

Hey, get back here right now,

Auntie. It's Drixie, your your

nephew. You know, I get the feeling

your aunt only wants us for our moisture.

You may be right. Shall we run for our

lives?Let's.

No! Open it wider! Why?

Her tank's almost bursting! The canisters

will dissolve inside and overload it! I

hope.

Hey, dudes!Surf's up!

What happened?Did I lose it again?Sorry,

fellas. Ohh

Now we're in trouble.

How much of the spray did you use?It's

almost empty. I don't know. A

lot.

Hector, your nose is bleeding.

It is.

It's because you use too much spray. You

have to read the directions, otherwise

you could do a lot of damage to yourself.

Oh, where are we?The lower lip.

Can anybody go to?No, but I can

coagulate.

Hang on, men. The cavalry is here.

Well, boys, this has been the most fun

I've ever had in a trance. When I get

back, I'm going to look into a new place.

Where are you going?I thought I'd show

your aunt Gastric Falls. I think you'll

find the moisture there is outstanding.

You're all right, Ace. Keep an eye on my

Brixie. You got it.

You know, your aunt's OK. And I don't

usually say that about annoying people

who try to destroy me. Well, then you'll

be delighted to know she's moving in

right next door. What?Gotcha.

When there's a fungus among us They don't

want to be rash Even if it's humongous

They'll fix it in a blast Cell communal

swerves, hit some nerves Trying to

protect them, they almost like them

Lookin' good, like a blood cell should

Like a blood cell should Lookin' good,

like a blood cell should With the cells

in the hood Lookin'

good, like a blood cell should Like a

blood cell should Lookin' good, like a

blood cell should With the cells in the

hood