02x11 - Double Dose

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ohh Ozzie, big news! Maria put me on

special assignment. Yeah, I'm in charge

of an iodine shipment coming into the

thyroid from the gastrointestinal labs.

Such an important assignment. At Hector's

age, iodine must be the most valuable

element in the whole body. He can't grow

without it. That's why I want Rixie to

carry itfor a little extra protection.

So what about me?What do you want me todo?

Wipe your chin?

No, I mean it. Me and Drix, we're a team.

You gotta have something for me to do. Hmm

Okay, fine. You can ride

shotgun. Shotgun! Hey! Ow!

Just remember, Jones, this is a

by-the-book operation. Got it?Don't get

creative on me. I'll be dull

as a devil.

Ozzy, this is the perfect chance for you

to show the HPD that you can operate as a

team player for once in your life. Oh,

I'll definitely give it my best shot.

Hot snot sundae?Tempting, but no. The

wonder is that you're still hungry.

Must be my macho metabolism.

Oh, cartoons at this hour, must we?

You kidding?It's a classic. So you don't

want to watch?Much as I enjoy the sight

of candles repeatedly falling on people's

heads, I'll pass.

Why does this place look familiar?

Back off, Fuzzy! You don't want me, you

want the rabbit. What am I saying?Get,

get, away!

Now this is getting weird, even for a

nightmare.

No more midnight mucus pig outs for me.

Drigs, wake up! Drigs,

wake up!

Help! Drigs!

Help!Hey, what's the membrane?

Whoa, just hold on a minute. Hey! Ozzie

and Drix, Ozzie and Drix.

Trouble in the air, what you gonna do?Is

it cold as the beaver or maybe the

blue?

private eyes Cut germs and viruses down

the sides Busy defending all the nerve

endings They got dust

and nerves

in the birds

I, Zeke, and Drix I, I, Zeke, and

Drix Who can try the body and mind

From the tip of the nose to the behind

Different protectors of the city of

Hector I,

Zeke, and Drix Oh, no! Not the stomach I

said!

Sounds like a party. Think I'll drop in.

Hey, glad you could make it. Great to

see. You are old enough to vote, right?

Oh, Mr. Mayor, this party is like totally

gastric. What, really?

Really?Wait till you see this.

Yo, this can't be good for Hector's

digestion.

Yeah, the secret of throwing a really

great party is to keep those surprises

coming.

Wow! Good one.

Says here they booked them on charges of

mayoral as*ault and boat battery. I know.

I had to empty the blood bank to pay for

bail. Fozzie. Hey,

Drix! My man! Did you bring my threads?

Great!

Do you mind?Look, Jones,

I'm here to tell-- I know, I knowYou're

here to apologize on behalf of the mayor

and begged me not to press charges. Well,

you can tell him, and I'm thinking about

it, but-- Actually, I'm here to say that

because of last night's little stunt, I'm

taking you off the iodine detail. Say

what?Why do I, just 'cause I bumped into

the mayor?No way! Come on,

Maria. There's a perfectly good

explanation why I was down there. You

gotta give me one more chance. It wasn't

my fault. Think of all the times I

saved Hector.

Okay, I'll let you come. But don't

forget my butt's on the line.

I never. But that's what happened.

It's true. Every word. I mean, look at

this place. You really think I did this

by myself?Ohh

No, you had help from a mysterious

four-armed intruder who somehow managed

to bypass our state-of-the-art alarm

nervous system. Maybe he was already here

before we turned it on. Dander would

certainly have sensed any trespasser.

Wouldn't you, my little baby

snookie-wookie-bookie-dookie-wookie?

Yeah?Well, maybe you got a better

explanation, pookie-dookie. Indeed I

do, mockie-wockie. I believe your

midnight snot snack, combined with all

the other goodies you've been shoving

into your vacuum lately, caused you to

sleepwalk, knocking over furniture as you

headed out into the street and over the

edge of the throat. What the frick!

God, that's it! I'm gonna walk this off

before I say something I might regret.

Fine, well, you just watch where youstep.

Dude tries to threw me in and nobody

believes me. Comes into my home, shoves

me in a sack like laundry, huhThrows me

down Hector's store like some kind of

after-dinner minute, and they all think

it was something I ate.

You know I'm telling the truth, though,

don't you, pal?

Hey, good to see you. How's it going?We

need to talk.

Face it, Ozzy. I know all your moves.

Is that right?Even this one?

Okay, now I'm really confused.

What's the matter, bro?Don't you

recognize you?The face is familiar, but

I can't place all the fingers. Where'd

you come from, anyway?From you.

Last night when you thought you were just

having a nightmare...

You were actually going through mitosis.

You were subdivided.

Whoa, so that's why I've been so hungry

lately. I was eating for two.

Unfortunately, my half mutated, which

means a body will eventually reject me.

Unless maybe I get rid of the original.

What?No, no, we ought to be like

brothers, arm in arm, in arm.

Come on, group up. Oh,

no!

Sorry, bro. I don't do hugs.

I gotta get you out of the way before

that iodine convoy leaves. That way, I

canYou're gonna steal the

iodine?But-- But Hector can't grow

without it. Relax. I'll sell it

back, a molecule at a time, so

the kid'll be a little short for his age.

I'll be living like Bill Gates.

I can't believe you and me are from the

same gene pool. I guess I came from the

shallow end. I'll

be back!

Hey, Mom, watch this.

Uh-oh.

Whoa. Stop playing

short order, Cook. I gotta get back in

there. This kid's too dangerous on the

outside.

Boogers, why can't I reach him?

Ah, there you are. What's wrong with your

phone?The calls won't go through. HuhUh,

must have lost it. Yeah, probably fell in

the stomach when I was sleepwalking. Why,

what's up?Maria wants us at the

gastrointestinal labs as soon as we can

get there. Let's do it.

What?Do you have the car keys?

Oh, sh**t! Nah, I guess they're with my

phone. I'll get the

spares.

I do hope you'll make some kind of effort

not to aggravate anyone. Remember what

you said to Maria. Hey, I'll be so good,

you'll think it's a whole new me.

Let's move out.

Man, the weather's nasty

out here. But it had to go anyway.

Ohh See what happens when you splatter

grease?Turn on the fan. Got it.

Oh, man, this ain't my day.

Okay, now I'm in trouble.

Okay, bro, time for the midpoint iodine

check?Midpoint iodine check?

Oh, yeah, right here in the itinerary.

Gotta go by the book, you know. Ah, uh,

Glandwich Bags, Mr. Spleen,

mucus, help. This is our grocery list.

Yeah. You might want to add

iodine

to

that. George, what are you

doing?I'm making my getaway. What's it

look like I'm doing?

Ozzy!

Man, what I wouldn't give for some fresh

air. Not

this much fresh air.

Oh, man! Not even the mayor to break my

fall!

Hey! Lake Doggy Bowl!

Ew! Tastes like dog slobber.

Oh, no! Hey,

Uno. Aww.

Time for our walk. Whoa!

You smell the hamburger, don't you, boy?

Yes, I'm back. Unless

you meet my demands by 5:30

today. Whoa. Sounds like I'm

already here. In exchange for the first

payment, you get a little bit of the

iodine back. But no tricks,

or else Hector is in for an era of

no growth. Wait a minute.

I think I know where he is.

Remember, you got till 5:30.

This makes no sense. Ozzy would never

harm Hector. I know. What could have

changed him so much?

Strix here. Drix. Ozzy. Yeah,

it's me. Now listen, Ozzy, in the name of

all that is Hector, I beg you to turn

yourself in and give up this wicked,

wicked life of crime. Strix. Drix. It's

not me. It's my lunatic Floron,

mattosis brother. I beg your pardon?Don't

you get it?There's two of me. Ow, ow!

Look, I think I know where he's hiding

out. Meet me at the old ironworks.

Yes, I... The ironworks?Ozzy was on a

stakeout there last month. You don't

suppose?I don't know what's going on, but

I'm sure a shin splint's gonna find out.

Oh, oh, wait for me!

Nine. Ten. Yeah, that's plenty for the

first payment. I don't want him to get

greedy. Say what?No!

Maybe you don't know me as well as you

think you do. Bet you didn't see this

move coming. Ooh

Catch this, hero. Hey!

This time when I drop you, you gonna stay

dry.

Oh, dear. Ozzie.

There are two of them. Yes, but which one

is the good one?I am. No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

Greg, I don't think this is the time for

a phone call. I think too different.

I really can't talk right now. That's

okay, me neither.

Hey!

Nice shot, partner.

I'm just sorry I ever doubted your story.

Hey, man, you came around in time to keep

me from being a puddle on the factory

floor. That's what counts. Nice work,

Jones. We recovered every drop of iodine.

Nothing left to do now but flush this

slime. Go ahead. You would have done

it eventually anyway. Nobody in this city

gives a mucus about a mutant. Oh, man.

We can't just flush him. We're related.

You got a better idea?

You know, Uno. Maybe your next walk

should be to training school.

Get ready, guys.

No way! Hey, cheer up, bro. It

could be worse. Trust me, it could be a

girl. Okay?Now!

Seems like a lonely end, but I suppose he

deserved it. Might not be that lonely.

Who are you guys?

Okay, okayI've got enough arms for all of

you.

Maybe this place won't be so bad after

all. Who needs to be Pill Gates when you

can be the king of the Caymile?Right,boys?