01x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

[classical music playing]

[David] Mm.
Only the best for my bar mitzvah.

This is f*cking amazing!

-Right? This salmon tataki. Okay.
-[Samia] Mm-hmm.

-Who votes for this?
-For sure.

No way, guys. Salmon tataki makes
your mouth smell like a litter box.

Especially with champagne.
We should definitely avoid that.

Plus, veggies are better.

What about the asparagus?

No, guys. Asparagus is terrible.
It makes your pee smell super gross.

Apparently, she's planning
a golden shower for my bar mitzvah.

[all laughing]

Let me know,
maybe I'll need to provide a tarp.

-[chuckles]
-[Samia] Yeah, right.

Anyway… And the shrimp?
They're huge, right?

Shrimp this big come from Madagascar.
So just imagine the carbon footprint.

[David] Whoa, is everything
on your hit list today or what?

Seriously. I book
a great place just for us,

so we can try
all this amazing food by a great chef,

and you're busting my ba*ls with, like,

carbon-footprint shrimp
and litter box salmon, c'mon.

f*ck it, you know what?

It's my bar mitzvah,
so I choose the salmon,

and the meat will be prime rib.

And Léo, I'll throw in some julienne
veggies on the side for you, okay?

Thank you, my friend.

-[David] Everyone happy?
-[girls] Perfect.

All right. Great. L'chaim!

-[girls] L'chaim!
-Great.

-L'chaim!
-[clinking]

[phones dinging and buzzing]

[seabirds calling]

[ship horn blowing in distance]

-[uneasy music playing]
-[Jess] Huh?

[Léo] What the f*ck is this?

[phones dinging and buzzing]

sh*t.

I-I don't get it, what do they want?

They're accusing us of stealing
the ticket from Mr. Pivot.

No! We didn't steal anything.
It was our ticket.

We know that, but how can we prove it?

[Jess] Yeah, but he's mainly
accusing us of trying to k*ll Pivot.

[Léo] That's literally
a one-way ticket to jail.

My legs are numb.

[intriguing music playing]

[Samia] We're in deep sh*t.

[Jess] Let's think this through.
Who would threaten us like this?

Loads of people, hate to break it to ya.
There's Jordan, we ruined his life…

That man from the LJF,
David threatened him with a screwdriver.

And there's Victoire.

We tried to screw her over too, right?
To mention just a few.

All right, guys, calm down. You know what?

We'll just give him money,
and he'll leave us alone.

Well, if he wanted money,
he would've asked for it.

I mean,
that's what blackmailers do, right?

-Yeah.
-[phone dings]

-[Jess] f*ck.
-[David] What?

What did he say?

[Jess] He said he just wants to play.

[Jess sighs] This code is driving me nuts.

It makes no sense.
The numbers don't correspond to letters.

Wait, did you try going backwards?
Y'know, reversing the alphabet?

Yeah, forget it, I've tried everything.
It's meaningless.

[David] Same here.

I turned it into GPS coordinates.
I mean, I get nothing.

The whole thing's baloney.

Oh, I love baloney! [laughs]

Baloney, mustard, and cheese.

That's my favorite sandwich.

Goat cheese.

Honestly, bro, nothing personal,
but this is really not the time.

We're all toast. Okay?

What kind of toast?

-No, man… Tom, he doesn't mean--
-[Tom] Can I join you?

Five heads are better than one,
know what I mean?

[David] No, Tom, seriously.
It's an equation.

It's really complicated,
it's not your thing.

[Tom] Let's see.

Oh wow.

Is this the math homework? f*ck' A.

This is crazy, what the hell?

One of your ba*ls is out.

Oh! Oh.

-Sorry.
-[Samia] Mm-hm.

What's going on here? sh*t.

Okay. Got it.

You're lucky I'm a genius.

Léo, gimme your phone real quick.

Wait. Don't get too excited.
What're you gonna do?

Ninety-two.

That's where all the rappers live. Yeah?

But it's also…

C'mon, Tom, now's not the time
for your endless guessing games.

-Seriously…
-Okay.

I'll break it down.

No worries.

Plus, 92 is Pakistan's country code.

There's 20 numbers. How can you possibly
think it's a phone? Are you crazy?

It's not one phone number, David.
It's two phone numbers in a row, idiot.

Okay? Look, what caught my attention
were the two 92s.

This one right at the start, and this one
smack-dab in the middle right here. See?

Look.

[Jess] Well, we might as well try, right?

So, uh, I'm calling.

-[line ringing]
-Sometimes he's right…

Pretty impressive, Tommy.

f*ck' A!

[chuckles] Hm.

[phone dialing]

The number you have dialed
is not in service.

-Please check the number and dial again.
-f*ck.

-[sighs]
-[Tom] Wait, I know, let's…

We're not getting anywhere like this.
We need someone who knows computers.

I'm sorry, Samia, you won't like this.

No, no, no, no way, c'mon. Just forget it.

[keyboard clacking]

[David] I'm so lost. What is all this?

It's an address that opens
the interface, apparently.

Damn, this guy's good.

I mean, I've never seen anything like it.

[dinging]

[Jess] What the…

-[Samia gasps]
-Wait.

What the hell is this?

-Oh no.
-Oh my God.

Hold up, hold up.

I don't get it.

What did you do to Mr. Pivot?

-[boys] Nothing.
-[Samia] Seriously.

No, I'm out. Whatever trouble you're in,
I'm not getting involved, okay?

Th-This is not my problem.

He had an accident, it wasn't our fault.

Who do you take us for?
We didn't hurt Mr. Pivot.

[Jess] Yeah, we just asked him
to cash in our lottery ticket.

Wait, cash what in?

So you're the ones who won the lottery.

Not Jordan.

[Jess sighs]

Mm-hmm. Okay.

[chuckles]

Now I understand
why you dumped me all of a sudden.

That had nothing to do with it.

-Okay, I'll help you out.
-[David sighs in relief]

For half a million euros.

-A quarter million.
-Don't start, David, come on. Okay.

So what is this app thing, anyway?

[Paul] It's a bootleg app.

You have to download it
if you wanna get in touch with this guy.

[David] Okay, then. Let's do it.

[dinging]

[David] Oh. Huh.

[mysterious music playing]

[sighs] What's that?

[David] f*ck.

[beeping]

[David] I don't understand.

[Léo] What the hell is this?

[David] Oh f*ck.

[pixels clicking]

[gate slamming]

[Léo] "No talking."

"Don't try to fool me."

[Jess] "Don't try to cheat."

[Samia] "Keep your phones on."

[menacing noise]

[David] f*ck…

[Jess sighs]

Guys, I… I don't feel well.
I think I'm gonna faint.

What if we just ignore his game?
What's gonna happen?

He'll go to the police.
It's pretty obvious.

Honestly, if I were you,
I wouldn't risk it.

This reminds me of Anonymous,
y'know, heavy stuff.

I'm sorry, guys.

-sh*t…
-Jesus Christ.

[mysterious music continues]

[woman] Take your time
and stay focused, okay?

You've got 45 minutes left
on this practice exam.

[game app dings]

[woman] Turn off your phones, please.

[Léo] Yeah, yeah, sorry.

I'm sorry, uh…

[gate clangs]

Um… [swallowing]

Uh… can I please go?
I'm about to have an accident.

-[woman] Really?
-Yeah.

-[woman] Okay, but don't be too long.
-Thanks.

I have to go too.

-Come on, you can't go at the same time.
-But, I, uh…

-I've got the runs?
-[woman] Uh… Okay, just go.

Me too.

-My stomach's doing backflips, sorry.
-Yeah. Me too. Me too.

[students murmuring]

It's not hard to understand.

You either pay
four and a half million euros

or accept the challenge
to keep David out of prison.

Yeah, so just do it.

She's gonna hate me, isn't she?

[Samia] Chloé's just a gold digger.

She doesn't give a damn about you.

I could pay him, though.

Are you out of your mind?
You won't pay four million for Chloé.

[Samia] Seriously, snap out of it. Okay?

-f*cking do it.
-[Léo] Okay!

Yeah, okay, yeah, you're right. Okay.

[Samia] Go on.

-Yeah, I, uh…
-Let's go. You're doing it.

Yeah, I'm doing it, yeah. I'm doing it.

[Léo sighs]

[game beeping]

Oh f*ck.

[Jess] Okay, we've got one hour to sneak
into Chloé's place and get back the gifts.

David, you keep watch out front.
The three of us go in.

[David] Okay, you're good to go.
The coast is clear.

Don't worry, I got an awesome spot,
can't miss her.

Yeah, okay, great.

Okay, he says we're clear.
Go, Léo. Time's ticking.

-I'm not sure about this.
-Come on!

-Hurry up, Léo!
-Okay.

Help me down.

-It's three feet, you're kidding, right?
-[Léo] Help me down!

I did it wearing
six-inch heels, man, just…

-Come on, one, two, okay.
-[grunts]

-[Jess sighs]
-Not so bad.

It's fine, no one's home.

Look! There's an open window. Perfect.

Léo, climb up this way.

-No, it's too high.
-Shh.

[whispers] It's too high.

-I'll give you a boost so you can climb.
-Yeah, good idea.

-Just get on my back, c'mon.
-No.

Hey, come on. Give me your foot.

Hurry. Put your knee on my back.

-One, two, go!
-[Léo] Okay.

-[all grunting]
-[Léo] Yeah, push.

A little more. Hang on… Got it.

-Hey, watch it!
-Hurry up, come on!

-[Samia] Hold onto something.
-Pull yourself up.

[all grunting and straining]

[all breathing heavily]

[Samia] f*ck, he hurt my ear.

-This is high.
-[Jess] That's, like, five feet high, bro.

I'm going in.

-Oh f*ck…
-[Samia] You okay?

-[Jess] Yeah.
-[Léo grunts] Oh man.

This pergola's barely hanging on.

-It feels really unstable up here.
-[Jess] You're fine, just keep climbing.

[Léo groans] Okay.

You know, I'm glad he's taking
that stuff back from that little b*tch.

-[Jess giggles]
-[Léo grunts]

-Whoa, oh, oh!
-[thudding and bumping]

[Léo] I'm okay, I'm okay.

[phone vibrates]

What's up, are you in?

[Samia] Yeah, but Léo's panicking.
You sure we're clear?

He's so annoying. I mean,
I told you, there's no one around.

You're in the clear.

-[phone dings]
-f*ck.

COME SEE ME TODAY

[tense music playing]

-[child crying]
-[traffic sounds]

[seabirds calling]

YEAH OK

[David] Jesus Christ.

[countdown beeping]

[Léo] Okay, hacker person,
so here are all the boxes,

the boxes and, uh, and the purses.

This one's a Prada. Um…

Um, some shoes too.

Uh, these are McQueens.

Uh, Ale… Alexander McQueen.

Not Lightning.

Uh, some jewelry.

Uh, I don't know what brand.

Oh sh*t.

-Damn it.
-What the f*ck is this?

-What are you doing here?
-Uh, wait.

Chloé, I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry. I…

I mean, I really wanted
to call you first, okay?

I didn't wanna break in, I mean--

I don't care about that, Léo.
What the f*ck have you done to my room?

[sighs]

Uh…

It's… It's just…

I just have to take back
the gifts I gave you.

-I'm sorry?
-Well, yeah. There's--

-Get out of here! Now!
-Okay.

-Out!
-Yeah.

[light, uneasy music playing]

[knocking at door]

-[Chloé] Are you kidding me?
-I'm sorry, I forgot my bag.

Léo, just go!

I'm already gone.

[cars horns honking]

I'm sorry, bro. I really am.

I looked away for two seconds,
and she slipped by.

I don't even know how it happened.

I didn't see her.

But now that it's done,
you need to send the video.

Only one minute left.

[game app chimes]

There, it's done.

[game dinging]

-[sighing]
-It worked, we did it.

[Samia] Okay.

[sigh] Thanks, Léo.

No, whatever. David, get off me.

Forget it.

-Léo, wait--
-No. Get-- Get off me.

["Draganov" by 3DABI playing]

sh*t.

Léo!

[singing in Arabic and French]

[sighs]

[game app chimes]

[song continues]

BUYING FAKE SPORTS HEALTH TESTS

[mutters] m*therf*cker.

[phone vibrates]

[sighs]

WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE GOLF CLUB?

YOU LOOK GOOD FOR A 21-YEAR-OLD

YOU LOOK GOOD BY A GARBAGE CAN

[chuckles]

[buzzing]

[heavy breathing]

[party commotion on the phone]

Oh my God, man! That's insane!

[song continues]

[crowd cheering on TV]

[song fades out]

[knocking]

Mm.

-No.
-[door opens]

[groans]

Oh man!

-Whoa.
-My eyes! C'mon, you're a pain in the a*s!

You okay, man?

Well, not great, to be honest.

[Tom] I can tell.

Wanna rub one out? To take the edge off?

The f*ck, man?

Hmm… You sure?

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

Well, I guess I will.

Oh! Hold on.

I've got some good news for you.

Samia likes you.

Right, good one, yeah.

No, I swear. She loves you.

She told me.

Tom!

Okay. I'll leave you to it.

Good night, bro. Love you.

I'll show you my new rap tomorrow.

That'll cheer you up.

-Mm.
-[door closes]

[phone line ringing]

[Léo] Hello,
you've reached Léo's voicemail.

Please leave a message after the tone.

He won't pick up.

[David] Because of that f*cking
blackmailer stirring sh*t up between us.

You know, he's not gonna stop, right?

I've been thinking,
it's gotta be someone who hates us.

No way they're just doing it
for the money.

-Wouldn't make sense.
-[Jess sighs]

I have something to tell you,
but don't get mad.

What?

I've got a bad feeling about Victoire.

What do you mean, a bad feeling?

The other day at school,
she was acting really weird,

like, passive-aggressive, and I…

I haven't been able to reach her since.
She's avoiding me.

I f*cking knew it. I told you guys
that bougie b*tch was fake!

She found out we tried to f*ck her over.

-Now she's turning on us, blackmailing--
-No, wait, calm down, David.

We don't know that.

Anyway, we can't mess this up.
We have to be careful with her.

Our money's still in her account.

[frantic knocking on door]

Did you order food?

-[Jess] No.
-No.

[suspenseful music playing]

Careful.

[knocking continues]

[David exhales]

Yo. Easy there, tough guy.

Yeah, sorry, bro.
I'm a little tense right now.

It's Tom.

-Oh, great.
-[Tom] Yo.

-Hey.
-What's up, weirdo?

Uh, not much.

It's Léo. He's not doing great right now.

-I've never seen him like this.
-You, worried about your brother?

Yeah. Things are super sad
at the house right now, kind of sucks.

So, yeah, y'know,
I just want him to feel better.

'Cause even my little rap couldn't
cheer him up, so you know, it's, uh…

Your little what?

My little rap.

What do you mean?

Well…

[raps badly] ♪ THC got me cray-cray
Like I do with the ladies ♪

♪ They want my c*ck
[sniffing] Smells nastay ♪

♪ I'm eating caviar all day ♪

♪ b*tch!
It's summer, and I'm wearing kitsch ♪

♪ But I'm cheffin' up in my kitch… ♪

♪ …En ♪

Wow.

[Tom] Kitchen.

Kitsch, kitchen. Get it?

So you wanna help, right?

No.

You just said
you wanted to help your brother.

Oh! Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.
Of course I wanna help.

Sure. Sure, sure. Sorry, I misunderstood.

Okay. So you know Victoire, right?

Yeah.

[intriguing music playing]

[David] All right,
so you're gonna shadow her.

If she does anything weird,
you tell us, okay?

You want me to follow her?

[David] Yeah, follow her.

Exactly, but keep your distance.

In disguise?

No, no, no. Absolutely not.
Keep it simple.

Of course, I'll keep it simple.

Just a fake mustache.

No. No way. No fake mustaches.

[Jess] Simple.

Okay, got it.

[mysterious music playing]

-[phone beeps]
-Okay, guys, the target's in sight.

She's walking fast, confidently.
She's heading towards…

This f*cking mustache is so f*cking itchy.

[exhales] Okay, I'm back now.

So, she's heading towards
Sadi Carnot Square. Pretty focused stride.

Uh, she's wearing shorts.
Material, uh, acrylic.

Color, pale aqua. Or maybe pale green.

They look stretchy.
Okay, why is she slowing down?

Maybe chafing?
That fabric looks aggressive, so maybe.

She's wearing sandals,
she probably bought the--

f*ck, what's she doing? She turned around.

I hope she didn't see me.

[car horns honking]

Oh sh*t! It's cotton.

Her shorts are cotton.

And they're not stretchy.

Material, cotton, not acrylic.
Sorry, I was wrong.

Continuing my pursuit. Over, over.

[phone beeps]

["Oublie-moi" by Emkal playing]

[in French]
♪ I found it hard to give my heart away ♪

♪ You didn't do what you promised me ♪

♪ I trusted you and I regret that ♪

-♪ In time I got over it… ♪
-This song is so depressing.

He's must really be a mess.

That little idiot
really got under his skin.

♪ You were important to me
I gave you my all ♪

-♪ Would I do it again? Never ♪
-Yo, Léo.

-Damn.
-♪ My eyes looking up to heaven ♪

♪ You broke my heart in two ♪

-[Léo] Mm.
-[David] Hey. You okay, bro?

[Léo exhales]

[Jess] C'mon, Leo,
it really hurts to see you like this.

I wanna be alone
for a little while, I think.

No way, man.
We're getting you out of this, okay?

No, I'm good.

Come on, we could go
sh**t some hoops for a while.

Yeah, let's go out in the open.
You could use some fresh air.

-[Léo sniffs]
-Yeah, or we could… go clean a beach.

I-I wanna be alone.

Can you guys please listen to me
from time to time? Just listen to me.

[game app sounding]

[sighs]

[tsks] Oh, I can't believe this sh*t…

b*stard.

[heavy music playing]

[Jess] Baby blanket… Is that
the one your mom gave you?

Wait, hold on, David.
You don't have to do this.

We can pay them.
That's all you have from your mom.

[gate clanging]

[Dave] Of course I'll do it.

I owe you that much, bro.

Thanks, David.

[dings]

[countdown beeping]

Let's go to my place and get it.

-Okay.
-Get dressed, Léo.

Okay, guys. Uh, she's still
at the shipping store.

She's, uh… sitting down right now,
uh, at computer 4.

She's probably having
a hard time printing a shipping label.

Well, she clearly bet on the wrong horse.

Computer 4 has the processing power
of a f*cking potato.

A total slug.

[gasps] Update.

She's on the move.

-The manager's talking to her.
-[Victoire] Oh.

-How thoughtful of you.
-He gave her a package with red tape.

Oh, wow.

[chuckles] She's actually lovely.

Oh, she's got a beautiful vibe.

-[Tom] I like that.
-I'm going there.

[Tom] She's, uh, upbeat, and sharp.

She doesn't put on any airs.

She's got a petite figure--

Oh! She's heading this way.

[Tom whispers] Stand by.

She's left her hideout.

I repeat, she's left her hideout.

Okay, I'm going in.

Computer 4 will soon reveal
its dark secrets.

-Hello, sir.
-[Tom] Hey.

-[mouse clicking]
-[Tom] Search history, search history…

Yep.

[tense music playing]

"Urinary incontinence shorts."

"Skydiving." "Irritable bowel."

Oh no, poor thing.

All right, what's this?

-It's a video.
-[mouse clicks]

Oh.

-♪ Let's take a trip up the PCH ♪
-[squirrel chittering]

-[Tom laughing]
-[singers vocalizing]

♪ Let's take a trip and get away ♪

["I Wanna Know" by Retroactive continues]

Yo, guys. This has
nothing to do with the mission,

but I'm gonna send you this
squirrel video, super funny. [laughing]

This squirrel is doing
some crazy sh*t! [laughing]

[cackles and claps]

-God damn it, I wanna watch it again.
-[mouse clicks]

[seabirds calling]

[keys jingle]

[quiet, foreboding music playing]

What the f*ck? Why is the door open?

Wait here, I'll go see.

[Jess] Be careful, David.

Son of a b*tch.

[Léo] What is it?

[Samia] What the hell?

[David] Oh…

They even took the safe.

I TOLD YOU TO COME SEE ME

Oh, that f*ck.

[countdown beeping]

Where's your blanket? Time's running out.

In the safe.

Oh no, sh*t…

[David] But I know where it is.

["Ça va bien se passer" by Nahir playing]

[rapping in French]

[Jess] Hurry up, David.

[rap continues]

Now you come see us.

I was gonna come see you
tomorrow, damn it.

Yeah, and lie to my face again.

Plus, I got to see your penthouse.

What do you mean, lie to your face, Samir?

Sit down.

[repair shop sounds echoing]

Sit down!

You didn't sell any tracks in Korea.

But you did win the lottery.

So don't make me
come after my own money, dude.

Hey, I've already paid you back, Samir.

I owe you nothing.

Yeah, that's true. You're right.

But you know what? I don't give a sh*t.

I want my share. How much did you win?

Hundred and fifty K.

David.

I've had enough of your bullshit.

I've had it!

Okay, fine, I won 17 million.

-[Samir] sh*t.
-You're f*cking rich!

Time to pay up.

No, that's-that's impossible.
I didn't win alone. There's five of us.

Six.

There are six of us now.

No, we already split the money.
That won't work, I can't.

Why won't you share
with your family, David?

You didn't mind
sharing our couch, remember?

Or our food.

Not even our mother.

For years, right? Did you forget?

Okay, you know what, Samir?

It's fine, we'll talk it through,
just not now.

I'm in a hurry right now. I need
something from my safe. Just a rag.

Okay?

Who are the others?

-I can't tell you that.
-[g*n c*ck]

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!

Keep stalling, and I'll
blow you away next time. Get it?

Okay.

-Okay.
-Talk!

Jessica Dayez, Léo Panzoni,
Samia Lasry, and Victoire Varrois, okay?

You know what? I can't wait to meet 'em.

[chuckles]

Jesus, Samir…

[countdown beeping]

[Samir] Don't try to f*ck with me, David!

[kisses]

[Tom on recording] Yo.
Just wanted to say, Victoire's incredible.

Super bubbly.

She reminds me of a Fanta orange
I was drinking on vacation last summer…

Ugh, he's so annoying.
He's just feeding us garbage, f*ck.

-Well, that's Tom. Y'know?
-Yeah, well, he's a pain in the a*s.

[Samia] Hey, are you okay? Did you get it?

Yeah, I got it, it's here. We're good.

I was worried, I mean, I thought
I heard a g*nsh*t. What was that?

No, that was, uh, a tire that burst.

Well, come on, we have to hurry.

Samir was actually super chill.

[Jess] Yeah, well…

For someone who broke into your house.

[soft melancholy music playing]

[sniffing]

David, I'm so sorry,
but we're running out of time.

[sniffing]

[wind whistling]

[game app tinkling]

Okay, the video's sent.

-[Léo] No, wait!
-The f*ck are you doing?

[Jess] David!

What the f*ck! He can't swim.

[bubbling]

[gasps]

-[Léo] Oh no.
-f*ck.

Wait, wait, wait, no, Samia.

Oh man!

-[breathing heavily]
-Oh my God.

[gasps]

[gasping and choking]

-Breathe! Breathe!
-[wheezing]

[coughing and gasping]

[David and Samia coughing]

You jerk! You really f*cking scared me.

I'm sorry. It was a reflex,
I wasn't thinking, okay?

A reflex?
You could have died, you dumbass!

[David panting]

[David] Oh sh*t.

[game app dinging]

[ominous music playing]

What do they mean, failure?
That's impossible.

I swear I sent the video.
I sent it in time, what the f*ck?

[Léo] Damn it.

Now he's saying
we cheated by getting it back.

Oh f*ck. I'm sorry, Léo.

[metallic clanging]

That's it, I'm f*cked.

But how does he know?

How does he know we got it back?

[intense music playing]

Jesus, that means he's watching us…

He must be here.

[Samia] Where the f*ck is he?

[music intensifies]

[David] Where are you, m*therf*cker?

Show your face!

Hey, guys, wait.

Guys.

Look over there. I think it's him.

-[dramatic music playing]
-[David] There he goes!

[grunts]

[intriguing music playing]

[music ends]