02x15 - Mission to Monkey Nut Island

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so on guys Victor Vault lives on to

fight

another ow ouch hey this isn't

fair how come they're only hitting out

me

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no Cano

coconut costumes what kind of c*ck plan

you calls it I knew it would never work

but it was your plan look this is

getting us nowhere now as you know my

name for reasons of security is changed

daily today you may call me oh bubbles

kissy

[Laughter]

cuddles no it's vital we disc C the

purpose of Dr Doctor's new monkey Nut

Island Hideway what is she doing there

what is she planning and why and how now

I have some perfect plan maybe you'd

like us to go back there disguised as

bananas don't be so ridiculous Victor

it's time for Action launch the main

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pod die die

die Port 20 Easter 5 make revolutions

240 action stations make it so P star it

20 knots that way you do realize we're

going the wrong

way

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yes so what's the plan Captain bubbles

gy cuddles agent Ray is identified a

secret entry point that's right Captain

bubbles kissy cuddles an underwater cave

that runs right beneath the

island get in there and keep a low

profile but be alert you'll be out of

radio contact with no way of contacting

Bas sorry I didn't catch that Ray you're

breaking

up

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what hello campers hi diddly hi h*

diddly h* it's competition time so hurry

hurry to the monkey nut

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Lounge it's a luxury holiday Resort for

them agents aw those guys get all the

perks we should check this out Victor

Look Anita Expendable suits just what we

need to blend in oh the suit's still

down oh come on Victor

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yeah and always fun it's time for the

Victor Vault look Alik contest what can

you believe this Victor Victor no no

come back oh oh

Victor and now our three finalists and

in second

place and the winner is tough luck

little

guy third oh come

on are you trying to get us Caught no

way were those guys better than me no

way and now sensation Seekers It's time

for the best evil plan to destroy us

competition first

contestant uh yeah I think we should

blow up a great big paper bag and then

burst it to scare them oh police did you

hear that Anita shh creep up behind them

and fill their pants with

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porridge oh come on if these guys will

swallow porridge they'll swallow

anything listen to this an listen come

back come on hey why not build a giant

bamboo chicken and and leave it outside

US headquarters oh

no yeah and the giant bamboo chicken

could lay a huge

egg and you know how nosy professor

professor

is well naturally he'll take the egg

inside the base to examine it get oh

yeah yeah and then and then on Dr

doctor's signal dozens of them agents

who've been hiding inside the egg would

would jump out with a a

uh W with with Fake Plastic noses

on with only one

nostril yeah and out of the nostril

would fly hundreds of mustache moths uh

who would eat the boss's mustache and

while he was distracted Dr doctor could

Rush In And um yes I could Rush In And

what what what uh fill his pants with

porridge

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it's brilliant it is let's do it what

but I was

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only Victor what have you

done oh no Victor is a double agent he's

one of them ah I never trusted him let

me see let me see hurry Expendables

hurry well I didn't think she was going

to take me seriously well she has I'll

get back and warn everyone about the

giant bamboo chicken fine

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okay o y what the security alert as

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agent Anita has joined them

too what she's leading an attack against

us

die those lumps I hate lumpy page what

have I done what have I

[Laughter]

done attack your moth filled one nostril

plastic noses and prepare to enter the

egg now there's an order you don't hear

every day do you have the porridge yes I

have the porridge and you know what to

do with it oh yeah I know what to do

with it move away from the controls Dr

doctor the hen party is over

oh surprised huh you think I'm stupid

Victor Vault I knew it was you all along

P sorry Victor I only made it as far as

the beach oh no oh yes now hand over the

porridge Blaster and do exactly what I

say or the girl gets

it this is the most serious breach of

security as has ever faced we must be on

constant alert for anything anything

suspicious bubbles kissy cuddles a giant

bamboo chicken has just landed outside

the base really how exciting what a h

I'm going to take a

look now that's a whole lot of head

stand back professor professor

something's happening incredible get

this egg up to my laboratory I want to

take a closer look at it all

together

push come on put your B in Victor's plan

will never work Dr doctor yeah never

work the egg's too big it'll never reach

the main pod the eggs too to Big it'll

never reach the main pod ready ready do

doctor start piping the

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porridge hurry it's too hot it's too

cold it's just that's

right what's

happening hey this wasn't part of my

plan I thought it would be more fun to

build the entire

building what in the name of

vus my

knickknacks the porridge has reached

level 34 coat Goldilocks Co

Goldilocks incoming

release the mustache

moths oh you kept that bit pointless but

amusing bubbl KY cuddles watch out for

them get my face face don't look it's

horrible give up now in moments the

porridge will set and your precious base

will be nothing but cold

leftovers never you may have taken my

mustache but all that's done is reveal

my stiff upper lip yes your

head bubbles kissy cuddles Victor think

of something why me you got us into this

mess okay okay I have an idea we

parachute in 200 porridge eating pandas

build ourselves a open the landing Bay

hatches Ray or we could do

that what no you can't

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I knew it was a rotten plan all along

get me out of

here I will have my

revenge thanks to Anita the oase has

been saved shame we couldn't save your

mustache what about the one I bought you

bubbles kissy cuddles well

yeah let's see it show us your Tash go

on go on go on promise you won't laugh

Absolut no

no right there

[Laughter]