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02x09 - Rise of the Floaty-Heads

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x09 - Rise of the Floaty-Heads

Post by bunniefuu »

good professor professor we've hit the

floaty heads with everything we've

got don't give up so easily I have every

confidence in you the floaty heads

aren't that

scary observe grit the sticky heads

won't know what's hit them activating

defense Shield

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

now I do that

sorry I am a brave princess I am a brave

princess I am a brave princess oh hey

brother Spong sister ping I have a

surprise for your special day brother

Spong what is it

behold spong oh it is so sweet my own

little solar

[Applause]

system hey where have the floaty head

ships gone and what happened to the sky

what's going on professor professor oh

dear we've got a

big problem

so our entire solar system has been

shrunk and turned into a mobile hanging

in a floaty head princess's bedroom

aboard a mother's ship heading to who

knows where wow hung up by the floaties

quite this is a terrible breach of world

security now as you know I take security

so seriously my name is changed daily

today you may call

me oh oh Char Char

[Laughter]

mittens our lives are literally hanging

in the balance is there nothing we can

do Chara mittens fear not I have created

Hightech disguises so you and Victor can

spy on the floaty heads completely

unnoticed completely unnoticed you're

right just how long have you been

working on these disguises professor

professor oo 10 or 15 minutes uh oh I

nearly forgot the planet box once you

have located the mobile place the

planets into this box and remember to

put the sun in this ovenproof

compartment here it's really hot sun

really hot I won't forget but how will

we enlarge Victor and Anita so they can

retrieve the solar system professor

professor Ah that's a easy part by

reversing the polarity of my shrinky

shrinky Ray I can produce a piggy biggy

way

see okay Victor you get the solar system

and I'll find an escape pod with the aid

of this what's that standard issue o

Sater at the next Junction straight

up good luck

Victor oh how am I going to get up there

oh oh oh oh oh mother I don't feel ready

nonsense my dear of course you

are your father and I and your brother

Spong are all very proud of you but

mother okay easy does

it this is the most important day of

your life ping the entire ship will be

present to witness your puffing out

ceremony Anita the floaties will be at

some weird popping out Ceremony this

evening so Escape is going to be easy

okay Victor I'll meet you in the room

during the ceremony if I can find an

escape pod that

is oh mother I don't think I can do it

I'm scared of course you can if you

don't our plan is ruined do as I say

professor professor wow it's like your

right in my head that's because I'm

hiding in your ear what out on get out

out out I was scared too before my head

popped out but floating is your destiny

my dear

oh who are you huh uh um I am ping uh I

am pong yes yes um my name is pong oh

what are you doing here convince ping to

go through with the ceremony it's the

only chance we have of getting off this

ship with a h system ping you must

attend the ceremony if not for yourself

then for your mom just to see the proud

look on her uh head as you pop

up straight on for the next three

miles you're lost aren't you uh make a

U-turn when it's safe to do so admit it

you're lost um ask directions when it's

safe to do

so Bingo yes you can do that as

well pong what if I can't pop out like

the other floaties was it hard for you

when you did it uh well there was a bit

of a

headwind look ping I I'm going to stick

my neck out for you okay what's a neck

it's what holds your your uh forget it

I'll take you to the popping out

ceremony what I didn't say do that you'd

do that yes no no what about the solar

system you're not like the other floaty

boys you're kind weak thanks the

ceremony is about to begin we must

go oh oh an escape pod yes

[Music]

happy floating ping hope your head

doesn't stick it won't who is this ping

pong Mr pong to you have you gone

crazy Victor

Victor

oh had to take ping to ceremony you grab

the planets and I'll meet you in the

grand hall Victor now uh where's the

Grand Hall at the next set of traffic

lights oh

[Music]

I've got the planets Victor let's get

out of here you heard Anita to the

Escape pod not yet Ping's got her

popping out ceremony remember what

Victor come on well no one's watching

look it's a big deal I can't just leave

her oh

had a girl ping push push ping

push come on PING

breathe that's it you're doing great

you're doing great come on

ping ping you're floating it's a head

you did it ping

[Music]

[Applause]

good now let's get out of here going so

soon you'll miss the best bit now

princess ping you must choose the one to

exchange heads with I

choose pong what no we can't exchange I

um I have a I have a head cold let the

whopping

[Music]

begin no no no no no no

no use as B

[Music]

balloons no no no come

[Music]

back oh

no Victor come on stinky heads after

[Music]

them they mustn't get away oh I nearly

swapped with the sticky head sticky head

get the sticky head get the sticky heads

get the sticky heads after them it's no

use they're everywhere there must be a

way out of here Victor what are you

doing the wrong V that's the wrong V

just trust

me

ping ping oh ping I'm sorry I was going

to tell you I was a sticky head after

you popped but there was no time I lost

my head it got out of hand I Hong you

even took my pretty solar system I know

I know that's why I'm here you see one

of those planets is my home your house

yes and I need your help ping right now

our planet should be floating free just

like your head but how do you know you

can trust me because you're not like the

other floaties you're kind weak

oh good luck I'll miss you thanks ping

every time I look at a balloon I'll

think of you goodbye sticky here's

looking at you floating

sister ping have you seen a sticky head

pass through here no brother Spong I

have

not 10 seconds until we shrink planetary

alignment activated this is going to be

tight and so our solar system is no

longer a mere decoration in a floaty

head's bedroom Victor loves a floaty

head Victor loves a FL stop that I so do

not no way every time I look at a

balloon I'll think of

you butt it sticky

head mittens tell them to tell them

they're picking on me oh you're not