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02x11 - World Anthem

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x11 - World Anthem

Post by bunniefuu »

do you notice anything different today

children that's right my bunnies have

gone on holiday fortunately this lovely

big brown cuddly bear is here to help us

sing Our

Song fluffy fluffy bunnies bouncing in

the W fluffy go go go all right sweet

little granny we need this time slot

urgently what did you say dear oh uh

nothing sorry for interrupting just grab

the

camera bye-bye see you now where was I

lovey fluffy

bunes got it come

me run the secret show

[Music]

oh woo

yeah

[Music]

y yeah

wo throw me a

guitar go

V this isn't working throw me a air

guitar

[Applause]

[Music]

so how do we do Marlon enthusiasm I give

you 10 enthusiastic

fantastic relief but talent I give you a

big bouncy ball nothing at all zero v n

oh come on how long have I got to knock

them into shape how long

half an hour half an hour place pillows

all around me I am going to faint it

cannot be done I I could play oh never

mind it has to be done I am Maron Zen if

I say it cannot be done it cannot be

done she brought a

tambourine it has to be done you

squealing hippie oh oh you can't get two

people trained up in half an hour

without all this vening on when are we

going to find out what all this is about

Anita come to my office immediately it's

time you found out what all this is

about the security of the World Anthem

competition has been breached that's on

television tonight exactly it is and

security is everything yeah and for

reasons of security my name is changed

daily but today you may call me oh

angelbert

humpink so Engelbert humpink how do we

fit into all this you must enter the

competition an because we have

discovered that Agents from them have

already entered their own bed and we

need to know why and how and what and

stuff I know I know I bet they're using

their song to brainwash everyone live on

world

television are you taking this seriously

Victor yes well I just thought that

brainwashing people with a song I've

seen that done hundreds of times on old

cartoon shows so well surely it doesn't

matter where the idea comes from this is

not a cartoon show Victor this is as

real as it gets sorry angelbert Humper

dink

W you're looking cool Anita thanks

Victor hey do I look cool

too

huh the World Anthem competition starts

in 10 minutes good luck guys oh thanks

Ray by the way I play a

little

[Applause]

trumpet ladies and Gentlemen please

welcome you host for this evening you

may be you that she is Stacy

Stern thank you thank you

world yes I am Lacy

[Applause]

St welcome to the world Anthem

competition First Act in five First Act

in five

by the end of this evening our planet

will finally have its own theme tune

last call First acting four first AC

four oh we don't have long to find them

okay let's get

started alons Anita what are you doing

here alons I have composed an Anthem for

the world my greatest work I thought you

were a sculptor I am an artist

art takes many forms can we hear your

entry alphons of course I have dedicated

my song to you Anita oh

alons no one's ever dedicated a song to

me

before look we don't have time for this

the world is

dying the world is

dying the world is dying

well that was the world is dead catchy

how

profound huh Hey listen someone's

playing our

[Music]

tune Ray what on Earth are you oh uh

hello Victor the uh The Lads Tau me into

having a go yeah he has a gift sir it

should be encouraged and uh why why are

you all here with him we are back in

singers Raymondo and the rayet on in 10

on in

10

Rondo well we could use your help

Rondo I'll never live this down right

spread out men and check the dressing

rooms for Dr doctor on it

[Music]

she's heading towards the stage we'll

block her from The West

Wing

freeze right you're coming with us I

don't think so hypnotize hypnotize

hypnotize hypnotize the

world hypnoti HP

hypnotize hypnotize are

workno hypnotize hypnotize

hypnotize Ray get them get

them what have you done hypnotize them

with my song and soon the whole world

will be hypnotized and in my power I

knew it I got the idea from some old

cartoon show yes I was right yes who's

your

[Applause]

daddy the world is

dying the world is

dying the world is

dead and now on a more positive note

sweet little Granny and Grandpa

yeaw Granny's got the recipe hello girls

and boys this is Granny's an for the

world she don't do rock she don't do

blue Hip Hop's what my buddies do this

is where am I what happened Dr doctor is

about to hit the ize everyone with a

song on world television what like in

the old cartoon shows I tried to tell

them we've got to stop her come

[Music]

[Applause]

onno hypnotize hypnotize hypnotize the

world hypnotize hypnotize h ti hyno

ti we're too late oh no Victor how did

the good guys win in your old cartoon

show I don't know but I remember a lot

of people running around to music and a

dog was involved we need to drown her

out with louder music oh um Ray still

got that trumpet I never leave home

without

it hypnoti hypnoti hypnoti keep the

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

oo

[Music]

yeah with hey down hold down CH chat to

down now we sing Our Song this is what

is

[Music]

[Applause]

keep the ti keep the ti the ties Hy the

ti the

world we're losing Hy the ti H the ti

the

[Music]

no the world is safe

oh thank you thank you please please how

come he gets all the

credit I love you

[Music]

all and so by stealing an overused

plotline from old cartoon shows Dr

doctor very nearly hypnotized the entire

world with her sng so who won the

competition and goldber humperdink oh

the cats you w of course how did it go

bong the world is saved oh come

on the world is we need a drum would a

trumpet do oh

yes the world is

Sav the world is