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02x16 - A Hairy Scary World

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x16 - A Hairy Scary World

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[Music]

hello itsy bitsy bunny fans everywhere

sweet little granny here oh look bunny

kins they've given me a lovely new

carpet oh that's it bouncy bouncy

[Music]

[Music]

it won't open stand

back professor

professor look at my lovely locks oh no

it's another one of his crazy cures for

baldness what's it

doing it's going to explode

wow at this rate in a few hours the

whole base will be overgrown with hair

what can we do I need an urgent

transfusion of DNA DNA how are you

spelling that where do we get this DNA

you must go and get Somey Gene from my

identical twin brother identical twin

brother what does he look like Victor I

it was a joke a joke I knew I know no

I'm sorry Anita I cannot allow you to go

chasing about willing in a looking for

Professor professor's missing brother no

butt Sita it's a waste of others

resources which could result in a

terrible breach of security and you know

how seriously I take security yes yes

right okay yes it is for reasons of

security that my name is changed

daily in fact today you may call

me broccoli Spears

[Laughter]

[Music]

broccoli Spears at the current rate of

growth Professor professor's hair will

cover the whole earth in 24 hours what

well what are you waiting for comb the

planet bring me the DNA of Professor

professor's twin

brother whoa this is one bad hair day

[Music]

what was that forgot to tell you giant

headlight are breeding in the hair say

itching like

crazy okay guys you're getting close to

Professor professor's mother's house

thanks Ray Professor professor's mother

is called fra fra and his brother is

called Maestro not Maestro Maestro then

no if we could just have a word FR FR FR

[Music]

FR will you stay still it's about

mro that got her we need to talk to

mro stop saying by

[Applause]

[Music]

inside sorry FR fra but professor

professor is desperate to find his

brother yeah and I want to know why he's

not called Maestro

Maestro Victor you have asked so I shall

tell

you my little Maestro wrote an opera to

become a maestro

Maestro but he could never finish it so

what did he do he red it to pieces and

R see he's

gone but I always keep it his Opera oh

how I miss my little m

[Music]

St fire got

him another one on my tail got him

another one on my got another I'll give

you a hand no time Victor we have to

report back to broccoli Spears a I want

to stay and sh**t headlight yeah

well it's obvious what we need to do it

is you must perform Professor

professor's twin brothers Opera so we

can get his DNA before the world is

overrun with giant head lace my brother

is bound to come out of hiding to hear

his Opera being performed alons can help

us he's a trained singer alons I thought

he was a sculptor art takes many forms

Victor for once I'm ahead of you ah

alons did you get my usmail with a music

sheet attached I was moveed to tears I

must have the lead role I will play

Maestro in his own Opera but I wanted to

play oh he's hung

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

up there's too many of

them we can't hold them off for much

longer

[Music]

as big hair and giant headlight take

over the world the whole planet will be

doomed in less than 3

hours and finally on a lighter note a

brand new Opera the little bitty sapling

is being staged tonight your tickets are

hideously expensive but mine were

absolutely free because I'm Stacy

Stern and sign of maestro

yet

no not yet but he has to come it's our

only hope wow you look great Anita I

mean FR fra hey how do I look um let's

get into position Victor that's

professor professor to

you building secure start the show

[Music]

oh little bitty sapling oh little bitty

tree when I'm the greatest Maestro you

will be my baton you will be the Baton

for

me the Baton for

me I want a pointy stick oh little bitty

tree then I'm a great Professor you will

be my pointy stick you'll make the

finest pointy stick for me

a pointy stick for

me and you shall have your Seck look

here's a little tree with a couple of

work of my little

lordex give it to me me

[Applause]

[Music]

me I knew it all along and now I see

it's true miy never loved me the one she

loved was you no not at all best of all

not at all best of all not at

[Applause]

all boys what is all this

[Music]

noise Who Do You Love best just get it

off your chest I think I might have

guessed tell us who Do You Love best is

it me of course it's him is it him no

it's him

[Music]

[Applause]

no it isn't true it wasn't like that yes

it was yes it was bravo bravo still no

sign of maestro

[Applause]

no what have I done what have I

done keep singing it's our only hope we

have to find my stroll my mother loves

my brother best of

[Music]

all

[Music]

enough enough ooh pretty catchy tough T

tough

tough no it isn't

so no It Isn't

[Music]

So

enough yeah it is me me my brother my

son it's my

goodness you silly boys you silly boys I

love you both the

same I love you both the same she really

does she really does she loves us both

[Music]

my unfinished Opera finally has an

ending and finally Maestro Maestro e FR

fra oh yeah happy family once more with

our whole life ahead of us only 7

minutes until the world becomes a giant

hairball hey G yes oh no but what can we

do what can we do funny you should

mention that mro Maestro I need some of

your DNA in a highly dangerous and

experimental operation to save the

planet oh just like old

[Applause]

times Well Done team thanks to Maestro

Maestro's balene DNA professor professor

is once again hairless and harmless and

the Earth is free of his horrible hair

ball

which has now become a planet in his own

right populated by 20 foot tall

headlight I would like to name my Planet

hairy scary lice World

delightful what that yeah I kep one as a

pet it's really very cute what here

Manfred here boy you can't help C your

professor professor

no no