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01x01 - Scavenger Hunt

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x01 - Scavenger Hunt

Post by bunniefuu »

Metal Detecting

hello everybody

oh hello there I'm having a day off

today and we're doing a little bit of

metal detecting have you ever seen one

of these before it's a metal detector

I'll show you how it works you see you

just wave this part over the sand like

this and if there's anything metal

buried beneath the machine will beep and

then you can dig it up and see what

metal object you've found they're

brilliant and metal detectors like these

have found some very valuable Treasures

over the years

wow you've certainly found something

there salty

yes it could be buried treasure

creep stop getting over excited

hey

look what you found I wouldn't get too

excited it's just an old metal

pipe eh it could be worth a fortune a

scrap metal you could be true that yes

give him a hand sweep

s

all pulled together after three ready

one two three

that's certainly stuck in there all

right what's that you've got an idea oh

I see oh

sleep

come on d*ck d*ck that's it come on

Little Richard my metal detectors found

something and sweet stuck it up

wow it could be worth a you but you

never know Sue

quick get to the camper I'll sort it

I'm so sorry sir it's just my friend

he was a looking for treasure

treasure I'll give you a treasure

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searching quick

now

The Genie

you hope that man's not too angry well

you didn't do it on purpose and I'm sure

he'll soon dry off but be a bit more

careful in the future

at least you found some treasure oh yes

that old lamp do you know what this

reminds me of Richard that's story you

read us the other day Aladdin and his

magic lamp

do you think this is a magic lamp no

it's not don't be silly I'm

certain it isn't anyway I've got to go

to the news agents now so be good

what if you do the magic lamps well in

the story Aladdin summoned the genie by

talking in rhyme

yes of course you can have a ghost week

but get it right

I rubbed the lap but I don't want to

spoil it

[Music]

I'll have to go if I need the toilet so

sweet no I might have known he'd mess it

up now I'm going to put this lamp away

we leave this for another day

after a thousand years trapped in that

jar I have returned from afar

wow a real geez you are the ones who

have Set Me Free one wish I grant to

each of these One Wish each wow we

mustn't waste them

what's that you've got an idea

oh I cannot Grant the wish of that bear

I cannot hear him of that I swear well

this is the problem Mr Genie sir

only has a very quiet voice sometimes he

wishes it could be louder don't you

so the little bear has spoken and so his

wish will not be broken you'll hear him

talking from

like a

Suit City are you all right thank you a

voice like this may be absurd but after

all these years I can be heard please be

quiet you'll destroy the character it

seems my new voice won't go quiet

oh this is terrible I wish he was back

to normal

so soon your wish has been made your

friend's new voice will start today

only one wish does now remain it is the

turn of the sausage brain

[Music]

sweet you can do it

think something really great to wish for

money Fame Fortune

sweep prove you're not a sausage brain

you can have anything

[Music]

oh a sausage oh give me strength oh I

don't have to do that mountain which

nonsense anymore that's right now that

your wishes are all granted I can be my

own Genie and I wish to be very naughty

oh I don't understand I thought Genies

were very well behaved so be stupid

I'm not going back in there you know I'm

not oh no I'm going to go out and cause

as much trouble as possible and no one

no one is going to stop me

[Music]

Genie

[Music]

Mr Slater

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yes Mr Slater I'm really sorry to hear

about all the chaos on the part cities

told me who's behind it hey I better

sort it out or I'll get the sack but oh

he's gone oh hey you know how to sort

out this meddlesome Genie well you

better come on

[Music]

not again

[Music]

it's not right there Mr Genie we want

you to leave our park at once thank you

oh yeah is that so Panda Lady well no

one can stand up to my magic well that's

where you're wrong there's one person I

know who's a much better magician than

you

[Music]

quick

well your magic is no match of mine come

on little bear do your word

haha easy wizzy let's get busy

[Music]

is that your best I shall put your magic

to the test Shazam

[Music]

oh that wasn't supposed to happen we've

got to sort that Genie out come on

Izzy wizzy let's get busy

[Music]

he custard that won't stop my power in

return

[Music]

I hope soda's plan is going to work look

at me I'm disgusted

disgusted get it

look clean as a whistle is that your

best your magic is no match for mine my

magic is so powerful that anything that

I even think of will become true

says if anything you can think of

will become true what's the worst thing

you can think of

well worst thing I can think of is being

trapped inside that lamp for another

Thousand Years

your plan works listen

right come on let's get this buried come

on cover him up that's it

well done sutty I think that's sorted

hey will he be all right in there oh I

should think so maybe when he comes out

again in a thousand years he'll be a

little bit better behaved thanks to you

and who needs a genie anyway we've

got all the magic we need from

oh

yes

what would I have wished for no

you oh no I would have wished to be

somewhere else

oh hi hi everybody

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