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01x04 - Strike a Pose

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x04 - Strike a Pose

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no we're not very busy at all well

there's hardly any customers I'll get

some filled apart with customers by

tonight or I'll get the sack but uh

oh he's gone oh what am I gonna do now

I've got an idea uh oh what is it then

we could advertise the part more

what are you talking about my posters

are everywhere oh yes you mean the ones

dating back to the Dark Ages sue my

posters are not that old oh yes they are

you come with me I'll show you

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well I don't see anything wrong with

those oh Richard

thing very exciting oh

what's that we could make some new

posters yes take some exciting new

photos and then everybody'll want to

come here hang on I'd love to sue but we

need professional photographers wouldn't

we where are we going to find those in a

hurry

who are you

photography services and sweep too

you're the photographers oh that's

brilliant they can help you take the

pictures for the new poster oh yes I'm

sure they could if they had a camera but

unfortunately they do have a camera

are you sure you're gonna do this

properly

you're experts

all right then where should we take the

first photo where

where Paul in a minute more customers

here we come

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I think City's idea to take some new

photographs is really great the new

posters are going to look fantastic

well I'm all ready to go we've just got

to wait for the boys to finish setting

up their equipment

oh there they are now look at with

his camera now he's looking down the

lens to make sure he can take the

perfect picture but I don't think he

wants sweep's help

[Applause]

[Music]

all right

I think wants sweet to stay right

out of the way so he can set up his

lights

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oh no sweep's trying to set up the

lights too I wouldn't trust old sausage

brain

okay

[Applause]

okay

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[Applause]

hi boys I'm ready

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[Applause]

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okay how's this

a

[Applause]

make some more

all right

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thank you

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how

was the first picture Richard says

it's going to make a real Splash

yes you could say that Sue

oh you're here are you and I suppose you

want to take another picture of me well

okay but as long as it's not next to any

more swimming pools

no more swimming pools good right what

is it this time

you want to take a picture of me next to

the go-kart track

well it doesn't sound too bad hang on a

minute let's get this straight this is

just me next to the go-kart track

as the cars go round and round

that sounds quite exciting doesn't it oh

all right then come on

YouTube

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where do you want me

back of it okay here

back a bit more all right just here

good

sweet what's the matter

you've just seen something what

the spaceship Square

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up there

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right so let's get this straight there's

no swimming pools for me to fall into no

ropes tied around my trousers could so

what do you want me to do this time

you'd like me to put my face against the

ice cream nozzle and smile

you mean this nozzle just here oh yes

I don't think so I know what you've got

planned the minute I put my face next to

that ice cream nozzle you're gonna take

another silly picture of me oh not this

time I'm gonna stay right where I am and

make a lovely ice cream like this

[Music]

yes

I need a slate

well it's quite a good idea where are

the flakes

over there I'll just go and get one

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um

right here I am let's go

[Music]

and the next thing the ice cream machine

exploded and covered me in freezing cold

ice cream did you look cool

no as a matter of fact I look Daft oh if

Mr Slater finds out about any of this

he's gonna sack me for sure

oh you finished the posters I look

terrible well you better not have put

any of those posters up

good

sweet pass

sweep has oh no I've got to stop him

sweet the posters

do I like them oh

the customers think they're really funny

customers what customers

those customers

thanks to your posters win fizzy again

oh Mr Slater's gonna be so happy and so

am I hello okay everyone

do something funny for all our new

customers gone

oh Izzy wizzy let's get busy

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[Laughter]

bye bye everybody

[Applause]

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