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01x08 - Happy Easter!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x08 - Happy Easter!

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TheSootyShowOfficial | Easter Time

Easter bun is going to be beautiful yes it's lovely oh hello there we're just making an

Easter bonnet yes I'm going to wear it in the Easter egg hunt this afternoon Mr Slater's put me in charge of an Easter

egg hunt for the children's club and if it goes well he's going to give me extra wages get it extra

how and sweet are getting on making the hot cross bun [Music]

s

oh no look at all this mess

you've been making hot cross buns you've been making a mess more like you ski boys you can't be trusted with

anything so we don't have any hot cross buns and we still haven't bought the eggs to hide for the Easter hunt

you'll take the campervan and fetch some oh good idea we can buy some from

the farm come on let's get the eggs all right but don't shell out too much

money shell out shell out I'm on form today okay then sweet let's crack on

crack on oh there's no stopping me right we need to get this mess cleaned up go and fetch the dustpan and brush oh dear

right sweep sweep sweep sweep there's your brush get rid of the flower come on

in you go that's it careful sweep the old flower into the

dustpan go on gently that's it off you go yeah

now we can't use this Old Flower so go on throw it away

yes throw it away throw it

[Music]

is that what I meant not really

[Music]

down here right then sweep let's make hot cross buns

first we're going to need to make some dough [Music] can you fetch the ingredients yes that

would be very very hot we need fresh fresh flour

[Music] not that kind of fresh flower bone brain

fresh baking flour baking flour off you go baking flour

he's a few crumbs short of a fruit on that one that's it pop it in there good boy good

boy now we're going to need to mix water in with the flour can you fetch the water yes please you

know at last I think we're getting somewhere I know sweet no no no no that's not

water that is hose pipe

[Music]

oh hello in city and Sue isn't it yes well I must say it's very nice to see

you here today how can I help oh you need some eggs for your Easter hunt yes please when you've come to the

right place all the eggs are just down there with the Easter chicks and Easter Bunnies take as many as you need thank

you you're very kind come on

how's it going sweet you nearly finished making the dough oh

and it's looking good [Music]

don't do that well we'll just have to use a fresh piece now won't we and we

have to knead it yes I want you to knead the dough

[Music]

eat you oh come here you nitwit I'll do it and add in some currants go on

ah right go on need it sweep you can do it now

sweep packet hasn't been opened where did you

get the currents from from the rabbit hutch start again

[Music]

come on City [Music]

there we go sweep a lovely batch of Hot Cross Buns made with a real currants

now there's only one thing left to do what's that we have to make the cross

sweet [Music] what are you doing

you're making them cross no I said you have to make the cross not make them cross you see all Hot Cross Buns have a

white cross for decoration he'll have to go hello hello you two well look at all those

eggs yes yes they have plenty despair so the farmer

what to do is hide them for the children to find what's that can you hide them well um

your egg experienced egg hiders

your experts all right all right all right you can hide the eggs and I'll

stay here and finish these buns come on then boys scramble scramble

scramble eggs yes no no

oh [Music]

thank you [Music]

ah lovely now that is what proper Hot Cross Buns should smell like oh

it's Mr Slater um hello Mr Slater oh yes we're all ready my costume's ready to collect you

could put a spring in my step well thank you sir I just uh oh he's gone oh well

I'll just go and collect my cozy and then we can start the Easter egg hunt excellent

I'll just make my exit ladies and gentlemen boys and girls

welcome to Slater's Easter egg hunt

without further Ado allow me to present your host for this afternoon here to rub

it on is our very own Easter Bunny

[Applause] thank you sir welcome Hunters once

you've found your egg take it to or sweet to claim your prize

on your mugs get set go

today [Music]

congratulations [Music]

well done g*ng you know you have done a fantastic job so as little reward I've got for you chocolate Easter eggs

there's one for you one for you sweet and one for you soon oh wow thank

you Richard no thank you sue what city do you think I deserve something too oh

let's get busy [Music]

oh thank you you're so kind that looks delicious do you know this has turned

into the best Easter ever delicious hot cross buns and fantastic weather smiley

faces and for once nothing's gone wrong you know it's been cracking cracking cracking eggs that's funny

oh

[Music] something that makes Richard one hot

cross bunny bye bye everybody oh hello there I'm just having my

TheSootyShowOfficial | Sooty Takes Off

breakfast cheers [Music] pesky flies

what's going on here get out of it what what's this all about

ah so it was new lot was it I might have guessed City I've told you before do not

land planes on people's toast you were practicing for the junior Flyers club

just to be in the junior Flyers club you have to be something special you had to be able to perform spectacular stunts

and Maneuvers that will really knock your socks off yes yes Richard

the pants what are you doing today

Richard's really got his knickers in it toys [Music]

I say City stop playing with this a minute

why am I dressed like a smarty pants well it just so happens that Mr Slater has put me in charge of the junior

Flyers club today which is why I'm dressed like a pilot thank you oh right

come on let's go boy hang on a minute where do you think you lot of going

I've told you before you can't join the junior Flyers club you haven't got a

proper model playing anyway I'm going to be late so be good and I'll see you later [Music]

you're looking forward to going to the junior Flyers club yes it was I sweep

yesterday we still can what do you mean you heard Richard we don't have a proper

Plain City oh the magic wands good thinking

easy let's get busy

[Applause]

come on boys let's explore

Concord one of the fastest ways ever yes

oh I like this you wonder if we could slide that one

over there oh yes wouldn't that be fun what are you up to

we're going to fight ourselves this will show Richard and this junior Flyers Club

come on [Music]

oh [Music]

wow good Flight pilot what's my phone it's Mr Slater hello sir oh yes the

Junior flying Club is going really well it better go well or I'll get the sack oh don't worry sir I think it'll really

take off take off oh he's gone

how exciting foreign [Music]

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[Music] that's it

we're taking off come on

[Music] well done Captain City

yes we are sweet that is the Eiffel Tower hello

what a nice man [Music] yes and the Taj Mahal hello

and a warm hello to you too

yes it does look cold down there

[Music]

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wow this is certainly going very well isn't it g*ng and just to think sweep and so are at home behaving

themselves for a change oh I'm quite thirsty sweep sweep

oh please could you fetch me a glass of milk [Music]

I could get used to this Sunshine the clouds and a steady turn

s over my dress she'll get me some more thank you

foreign

breathtaking you know for some people their glass is always half empty but I

am definitely a panda whose glass is half full

my milk's all over the floor sort of like a straw no I would not like

a straw sausage brain I would like my milk in a glass please

it's very hard to be angry with that dozy dogger when you're this relaxed

I mean cruising high in the sky like a

mighty bird

[Music]

what's going on sweet [Music]

oh all I wanted was a glass of milk and

what I've got is I love bells in my ears you think there's a problem with the

engine oh well in that case why don't you try giving it a drop of oil

oh that dozy dog I don't think I'm ever gonna get a drink oh well at least I can

enjoy the view the mountains there's oceans

see you doing

you're oiling the engine I was joking you nincompoops

hey this minute [Music]

[Music] you don't think we all made a difference

no neither do I oh hello do you know what's wrong with the plane

we're gonna have to make an emergency landing now we're gonna land right on top of

Richard's Junior Flyers club City sweet we need to warm it to Clinton

call him you marked why not you're out of minutes quickly

[Music]

oh what a perfect day oh I've got a text message coming through ah it's from

sweep hello Rick how are you LOL

P.S don't look up eh Don't Look up

yeah [Music]

hello oh no it's you three is it what have you

been up to you've flown around the world and you've come home for tea yes I thought he couldn't fly a plane but

he's just brutish well that was a pretty impressive Landing pilot

can you join the Flying Club now well why not

oh no not that thing again

TheSootyShowOfficial | The Magic Show

well I'm afraid they're over at the park Mr Slater has asked Richard to put on a

magic show for the children so is performing I say what do you think of

this this is my first pressing it's a Bluebell but by the end of today my book

will be full of beautifully pressed flowers I'm just going to pick some more it's such a gorgeous day

and now boys and girls the great magician will wave his magic wand and instantly his assistant bonini will

be free from the chains so let's all say this spell here we go [Applause] [Music]

yes very funny very funny sweet what's going on something wrong with the magic wand oh

you better try again sorry about that everybody [Music]

swing on something wrong with a magic wand it's here sweet you're gonna have to stay like that for a minute we better skip to

the last trick let's get rid of these yes boys and girls ladies and gentlemen the last magic trick as you can see the

magician city has an egg box with two eggs inside it now I'm going to place the eggs inside my pocket and Susie will

wave his magic wand and the eggs will appear back inside the empty egg box okay so all say the spell here we go

let's get busy and here's the

hang on where are the eggs [Music]

at last a full basket of flowers now I

can press on get it oh excuse me oh hello hello look we're

looking for the show wonder if you could help us because we heard sutty is doing his magic today and we love magic yeah

we do eat them you're poor Daniels and Debbie McGee the famous magicians oh sorry I'll

be so excited to meet you oh and you're sure to like his show really not a lot

but you'll like it that's all I need a funny Little Panda come on little Sue

lead the way this way Paul thank you for your patience ladies and

gentlemen and now for the last time the great will try to free his assistant bonini from the chain say the

spell please Izzy let's get busy [Music]

[Music] that's just brilliant City what's going on the ones definitely

broken this is terrible we're in the middle of a show you'll do some repairs not now but what about sweet

oh oh no

[Music]

no no no no no no

here we are this is where sot is doing his magic show oh I wonder where he is

we'll be a tick thank you

do we need to do the show what are you up to

what very funny bruh I see him fixture one can you change me back please

at last here you are where's Richard

well we need to get back to do the show everyone's waiting come on

[Music]

please put your hands together for the world famous magician City

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

thank you [Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

laughs

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laughs [Music]

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[Music] laughs

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foreign [Music]

[Applause]

no no I know but I can't say red right so what you do is you take your green handkerchief and you push it in there

now you need a magic word something like an Izzy something um yeah oh that's it yeah and then you

push it in like this now you push it in look it comes out the top and you tease and tantalize it now there's something

important about this trick as you tease and tantalize this out of the top like that you must keep your fist closed

otherwise they'll see the red one yeah thank you

I think now I'm ready to do some mind reading are you ready for mind reading

I should read the mind of the pooch that's you okay right concentrate make

your mind blank oh it already is why don't you try Sue yes try me all right then my favorite

wee Panda I shall read your mind I am going back in time

I can see you collecting flowers yes and and uh petals and you're pressing petals

you've got a book that's right got a book but that's right there's not much in it is there no but you're absolutely

right that's amazing it's that very book [Applause]

yes that is the book I use for my flower pressing flower pressing wow not a lot

but perhaps I could use a little magic and help you what do you think oh yes

make all the pictures of the flowers come from your brain and into my book with your book all right how would you

go stop stop and look there's all your flowers

oh thank you so much [Applause]

what's that City oh your one's been playing up a bit today oh I'm sorry

oh yeah yeah what's the matter with that oh I see the problem we just need to

just tweak the end give it a go

hey

[Music]

now that's magic bye-bye everybody

[Music] the scene is in the depths of the South American rainforest our hero the

TheSootyShowOfficial | Chocco Chimp

Intrepid Adventurer Indiana has been captured by a mad gorilla who wants

him for his dinner [Music]

how will our courageous Explorer escape the clutches of Doom

superhuman Street [Music]

Supremacy have been armed with this crusty water p*stol just when India on a city thought he had

defeated the gorilla another Savage Beast emerges through the undergrowth

what's that boy will you not stop messing around I'm

supposed to be running Mr Slater's new crazy Golf Course we we resist it it's like being in the

middle of a jungle here it's amazing yes I'm not surprised there's hardly any customers here with you playing around

come on

things are a bit quiet today Richard they certainly are Sue it's head office

it's Mr Slater hello Mr Slater yes I am here at the jungle crazy golf but things

are quiet what get some customers or I'll get the sack but oh he's gone oh

what am I gonna do what's that you've got an idea everyone who gets to the final Hall on

the crazy golf wins a bar of chocolate hey that should attract some customers

yes you're right sweep everybody does like chocolate this idea could really work right I think we need to get some

chocolate delivered and I know exactly who'll deliver it let's call Matt snacks

thank you foreign [Music]

yes you're right it's me Matthew Corbett if you don't recognize me ask your mum

and dad you know 25 years of being a television presenter and now I'm a van

driver life can be very cruel morning sir oh

familiar yes and you look look strangely familiar as well did we uh use did I did

we did I ever I've got some chocolate to deliver

very nice man

hello oh hello can you sign for this please gosh you look familiar oh don't you start hello

I look familiar oh not you too do you know something the last time I saw you

two I got squirted in the face with water as a matter of fact I got squirted

in the face with water quite often I hope you've got some new jokes

at least it's not water thank you I'll take that there's your

chocolate I'm off and this is why I had to retire

thank you talk about a trip down memory lane

bye bye everybody bye bye you know he looks even more familiar

with that pie in his face

[Music] foreign

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[Music]

Mr Slater's gonna be really pleased with me do you know giving chocolate away was a great idea City how can I ever thank

you well how about giving us a chocolate bar

oh all right foreign

oh no I haven't

[Applause] oh no I haven't prove it all right I will

watch this hello is that the yellow bear detective agency yes this is Richard calling from

Slaters holidays and we have had a serious chocolate burglary I need you to send over your two finest detectives

they'll be over right away fantastic [Music]

oh no it's not you two is it you're from the yellow bear detective agency oh

problem but you know what the problem is you we've had some chocolate stolen and I

need to find out who's taken it concludes ah now this is very impressive

this will certainly prove that I had nothing to do with taking that chocolate

what are you doing you're gonna take some fingerprints Prince you're gonna be taking

then just open it just open it hey this is

what you call an open and shut case well this will prove the nine minutes suddy what are you doing so what are you doing

with that so what are you doing City believe this I might fingerprint's taken

by the great Sherlock another one

oh so what does this tell you then I've got to wash my fingers well I don't

think this proves anything does it Cindy what are you doing you're supposed to be looking for fingerprints that match the

thief that took the chocolate don't believe this but what

it's me I am completely

what do you need those Sports

dear I can't believe Richard would eat all that chocolate and then leave all

this rubbish oh yeah what a mess so all over my Paws oh

another gorilla model gosh I haven't seen this one before [Music]

I'm telling you Sherlock City you've got the wrong man I am not the chocolate fish

hang on a minute look at those Paws oh covered in chocolate oh Richard no

I put it to you madam I put it to you madam that you are the

chocolate Thief what the chocolate Thief I've Just Seen A giant gorilla and it was holding a

chocolate bar you don't believe this rubbish do you Sherlock City you do hey and you're

going to set a trap to catch the gorilla but there is no gorilla no there isn't

I don't believe this come on Richard I'm telling the truth

there's no sign of a gorilla anywhere soon oh honestly Richard he was just

here foreign

[Music]

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oh battle joke it's behind me it's behind me

[Music]

[Music]

oh we've got the chocolate chip you're right Sherlock city has caught a seat oh

well done it's not a real gorilla then then who is

it [Music] delivery van driver yes and I would have

got away with it if it hadn't been for you lot what on Earth were you up to well it was just

he did so have you eaten all the chocolate no of course not it's here but if I were

you I wouldn't eat that

all right [Laughter] perhapsody wash him off

sorry I'm sorry Richard another 25 years you could be quite good at this do you

like to do it can I do it it would be a pleasure bye bye everybody

[Music]

thank you foreign