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01x11 - Reading Month With Sooty

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x11 - Reading Month With Sooty

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TheSootyShowOfficial | The Haunted House

hurry up oh hello I'm about to read and sweeper very

scary story are you ready then I shall begin it is a

dark and stormy night a lightning flashes and the wind how

you see this laboratory working on his latest diabolical experiment

[Music] your own master your creature is almost ready oh

just throws a smidge little creature will you

oh you are totally a genius Dr sulkenstein

yeah there is only one ingredient missing before your creature is complete

it is missing a prey this is your assistant sweeper sausage

is also missing a brain

what is your creature missing Dr sulkenstein is missing and an Earthly presence

[Music] oh he's hot birthday presents sirborne

[Music]

[Applause] [Music] a giant vampire bat if you only singer

to get rid of a vampire is a steak I've got one

what's that it's a Sweepstake

the time is not Dr sukkenstein's creature will leave

look the moon is full

what do you mean oh no vices that bother you

[Music] enjoy

[Music] assistant do something

[Music] your creature is annoying let us see

this hideous creature oh

hello what's going on here oh hello Richard

I'm just reading the boys at ghost story we just got up to the bit where the Hideous creature

isn't you came in hey what's the phone it's Mr Slater

hello sir is there why uh yes

it's for you anyway Sue I don't know why you're

wasting your time reading ghost stories because there's no such thing as ghosts you're right sweep it's rubbish oh hello

what did Mr Slater want with you to offer you a job well I suppose it's better than wasting

your time reading ghost stories of course I'm not frightened of ghosts yeah

nor is sweep could I spend the night in a real haunted house of course I could no

problem no problem for sweep either suspect to spend the night in a haunted house you'd

have to be stupid I rest my case hey

he'll put us to the test what do you mean and where are you going to find a

real haunted house

you've arranged for me in sweep to spend a night in a real haunted house well I'm

not sure Mr Slater can spare me and what I'm a scaredy pants I'm not

prove we can spend a night here all right you're on come on sweep

maybe we've been a bit Hasty sweep I mean what if ghosts really do exist don't tell somebody but actually I'm a

little bit scared of you oh you're shaking is it fear

you're dancing you're dancing come on let's just knock on the door

please it's not Simon Cowell

good evening good night I'm not being a scaredy pants I've been

expecting you follow me but stay close I

wouldn't want to lose you [Laughter]

[Music]

hey don't be a scaredy pants I'm not being a

scaredy pants it's all right that I'm coming I'm coming [Music]

Mr Goodell Master Suite this is your room I do hope you both have a good

fright I mean night [Laughter]

he does laugh at anything we could do with him in the audience for one of our live shows come on sweep let's get this

night over as quickly as possible let's just get to bed foreign

[Music]

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yes they have moved they were closed now they're open because you've just woken me up we're not supposed to wake up till

the morning good night laughs

[Music] what do you mean look at the eyes what

are you going on about the eyes on the picture sweet what a load of nonsense what are you going on

about your crackers what

[Music] hello

[Music]

oh well done they look terrified there's nowhere they lost the night

[Music]

[Music] well done this is spectacular

look rich is in position activate incy Wincy now

there's something on my head where what do you mean there's something on my head

he's there again [Music]

what is it sweep there's a horrible hand at the bottom of

the bed quickly quickly take this and when I tell you to hit it as hard as you

can [Music] ready right hit it now

heck that was my foot bone brain

[Music] we fooled you so it was you two trying

to frighten us all the time you little scunt you see I might have known there's no such thing as ghosts

of course the phone Slater good morning Mr Slater what

thanks for testing out your new haunted house ride our screams are bought in a big queue and you'll make a fortune what

oh he's gone so that was the job Mr Slater gave you testing out this new Haunted House yes

and it was a job well done yes

[Music]

[Music]

this way or to the haunted house yeah it's very good very good but you

know I've certainly had enough screams for one day what's that footy there's one scream I haven't had what's that

ice cream oh lovely yes very funny

yes Richard's face is so white you'd think he'd see the ghost

bye bye everybody oh hello there hello Mr Slaters told us

TheSootyShowOfficial | Sooty's ABC Adventure

to tidy up his office and I'll tell you something it could certainly do with it [Music]

three that's far too full

[Music] brain strikes again [Music]

it's sweet we're supposed to be tidying the mess not making it and where's

gone to now

Sonny will you come up here please I said Chucky when you come up here please

[Music]

never mind about the waving to everybody oi what are you doing down there

[Music] what's all this oh look lots of letters

what's that City you can actually spell your own name with the letters well you

can really do that really right now well come on then prove it

[Music] well less of the Bowing big head get on

with it go and fetch the Whiteboard that's over there this is going to be interesting

seven o'clock see if you can spell your own name sooty's name begins with us

just like a snake so what letter makes a sound like a snake

a can of beans a can of beans

a can of beans does not make a sound like a snake it does if you open it

all right then I'll open it

all right all right very funny ha ha ha come on stop it now get rid of this

snake we don't need it for learning about letters

it could be useful for learning about numbers why it's an adder

all right you're up to go you'll have to go oh you loppy lugs take your snake and

hop it go get out of it go on oh look it's everybody

he has spelled out his name with the magnetic letters

wow sutty you have done well he spelled his own name look at this here's the first letter it's the letter s that

makes the S sound the next letter is the letter O which makes an o sound but when

you put two o's together they make an ooh sound no look that sound is the

letter called T and with the letter Y on the end that makes an e sound so you

have so

well done City it's all right city thank you very much

we've had quite enough bowing for one day don't milk it I bet that was thirsty

work City would you like a cup of tea so you'd like me to fetch you a tea

[Applause] [Music] there's your teeth

[Music] oh Sue that's very funny the letter T can you remember what the

letter T sounds like can you City yes you're right the letter T makes us

sound like a now I can make mine my name

[Music] there you go oh see how clever you are

can you see what Sue's done she spelled her name look there it is s and the two o's ooh Sue well done Sue

Anyway come on we've got to get Mr Slater's office tied it up

Richard there's a bee on your head what did you do that for

Sue said there was a B on my head oh God

sweep that is the letter b and it makes a bus sound it is not a bumblebee you

nitwit don't you know anything about letters

say oh don't not these kind of letters oh sweet

I'm talking about the letters in the alphabet you haven't got a clue have you no he hasn't got a clue about anything

he's just a sausage brain you are you've always had sausages for

brain Sweep come on all right all right stop squabbling you two sweep learning

about letters can be easy peasy lemon squeezy in fact I tell you what we'll finish tying up and then I'll take you

all to a magical place where we can teach Sweep All About the letters in the alphabet but come on g*ng first of all

we've got to tidy up Mr Slater's office what's that Susie we could tidy up the office super fast if we use the magic

wand

I wonder if the boys and girls at home know the magic spells I'm sure their mums and dads do and in case you don't

it's Izzy wizzy let's get busy so if we all say it together after three we'll see if we can tidy up Mr Slater's office

by Magic ready game here we go one two three

Izzy wizzy Let's Get Busy [Music]

look at this is all spigen's band oh well done and well done to your home for

helping with the magic all right all we need to do now is get these leaflet Staples together we can head off

right City I'll do the stapling and you can do the stacking action stations oh

just think sweep an exciting day out where we can all learn about the alphabet what's the name of this magical

place Richard it's called

wooky hole

[Music]

come on then g*ng come on come on come on here we are Wookie hole the perfect

place to learn all the letters of the alphabet well hang on a minute wait for me

oh look it's a wishing well I read in a fairy tale if you found a

magic wishing well you could make a wish and your wish would come true if only

this well were Magic the real magic

come on then easy let's get

[Music] there you are I'd be looking for you

three everywhere hey do I believe in magic wishing wells ah no I do not

Richard if you did believe in magic wishing wells who would you wish for well right now I'd wish for a nice cold

drink [Music] [Applause]

[Music] I don't believe it it is a magic wishing

well can the world teach you the alphabet I

doubt it's that magic sweep that's where you're wrong you silly man

I'll help anyone if I can greeting sweep and Sue it's lovely to meet the

three of you oh it's got a voice hey it's sounding well sounding well get it

well they'll suit yourselves I'll help you learn your ABC here we go one two

three [Music] take a look inside this can can you

guess my wizard plan look it's full of letters from the alphabet a challenge to

test you the toughest yet find words to match the alphabet search all around at

the bite but finished before the time Runs Out

look it's a giant egg timer all the sand in the top part slowly trickles into the

bottom part and we've got to find words to match the alphabet before the sun runs into the bottom quick come on let's

go oh you go my friends and make haste there really is no time to waste right

g*ng the first letter of the alphabet is the letter A A makes an a sound so what

can we see around here that begins with an ah [Music]

oh what have you found sooties found an apple that's it City you've got

it this is an apple apple begins with an A and A makes an a sound can you hear

the ah in apple ah is for apple oh does that mean we found our first letter it

certainly does Sue what's the next letter the next letter

is the letter B yes I had one of these on my head earlier didn't I very funny

oh [Music] the letter B makes a bus sound and bur

is for bike bike I got an idea

now we haven't got long to find the words to match these so let's split up

put some letters in my bag Richard that's a great idea suit there you go you head off with Sweep come on jump in

come on sweet K-pop

come on City with this bike we'll find words super fast see you later guys bye

does he want the airport no I don't think so sweet get rid of it

[Music]

[Music] [Applause] [Music]

oh do you know sweep I think Rich has just discovered our next word it's cone

starts with the letter c can you read the cuss sound in cone C is for cone

thank you boys [Music]

well that certainly gave me the giggles but don't forget the sand still trickles

right our next letter is D the letter D makes a D sound welcome we find around

here that begins with a D sound [Music]

you haven't got the foggy dear brilliant Philly I have look

where there can't you see something beginning with d

ude sweet you've got you've got to learn your letters you're looking for

something beginning with d d awn let's see if you can get it

foreign [Music]

now sweet concentrate have you seen anything beginning with d

Dino

first D is for dinosaur well done now the letter D makes a D sound and D is

for dinosaurs

right the next letter is the letter e which makes an a sound now what

can we see around here that begins with e uh uh uh uh hey what are you taking me what

are you doing City what's the matter hey oh

orphaned e makes an S sound and F is for elephant brilliant

jump you and your magic wand hey you can do other noises as well oh go on then

did you really have to do the smell as well [Music]

so the letter s makes a f sound and F is for flower ah

oh sweet thank you very much dozy dog

come on [Music]

keep on looking don't waste time there's still lots more words to find

right the next letter is the letter G which makes a g sound

hey you think there's a gorilla around here somewhere a gorilla ah don't be

silly and I don't want any Monkey Business from you but you are right G makes a gus sound a gur is for

gorilla you think you've found the gorilla oh yes and where

[Music] everything

[Music] oh

oh quick our next letter it's the letter H which makes a h sound now what

can we see around here that begins with a ha sound hey [Music]

well I can't see anything around here that begins with a huh [Music]

oh [Music]

I get it h makes a ha sound and ha is for hat

[Music]

[Music]

sweet I think I've just found our next word

[Applause] it's not real you dozy dog

[Music]

I think I got rid of that man city now no more getting me into trouble hey you think you found our next letter

well our next letter is the letter J which makes it just sound what have you

found around here that begins with a J hey oh

J makes a j sound and J is for juggler

[Music]

what did you do that for [Music]

no no it wasn't me actually just a you're gonna chase me as well aren't you oh well join the club club get it Club

foreign

[Music]

[Applause] oh I hope you don't find me I'll just

hide down here by the lake especially gets me into so much trouble

[Music]

it seems to be getting rather windy sweet sweet

[Applause]

[Music]

Church you found our next word the letter L L makes a sound so look is the

lake cake which Richard has just fallen into

Hard Rock keep looking sweep and Sue the

Sands of Time Won't Wait For You

okay thank you all right

you'll be careful dad oh it's nice

[Music] what Richard's trying off let's buy him

something nice to eat yes but we mustn't forget to look for the next words

what's our next letter our next letter is an M which makes a hmm sound and to

buy Richard something we need to use [Music]

honey well done M mixer um sound and um is for money

now what can we get Richard to eat our next letter is the letter N which makes

a m sound could you see anything to eat beginning with um

oh those vegetables look nice but nothing beginning with

noodles well done yes n mixer

is for noodles boys perhaps we can find our next word

which begins with the letter O which makes an o sound

foreign

you're really getting the hang of this now yes the letter O makes an o sound

and O is for orange well done sweet

oh and it looks like sooties found our next letter done Richard will love that our

next letter is the letter P P sounds like is

hey pie

better our next letter is Q which sounds like can anybody spot anything beginning

with I can see it can't you sweep remember

it's a cross sound what can see that begins with a qua sound

look Lucy here's a clue someone very important a nice old lady that everybody

loves you've got it old mother Harvard why does everyone

love her [Music] because she gave her poor doggy a bone

oh give me straight no look it's qua the

queen on such as mummy look there's a picture of the queen

makes a cross sound and qua is for Queen thank you sir

see you in a minute [Music] oh our next letter is R which makes a ER

sound any idea sweep [Music]

you've got it [Music] Richard oh makes a purr sound an ER is

for Richard but as Richard it's a proper name it should start with a capital r

oh don't sweep hey we've made loads of words we're going to beat that magic

well for sure [Music]

there you are now no more getting me into trouble I've already been chased

by a cross-cranky clown and a bullshy baldy boss hey you bought me something to eat oh

that's that's very kind of you sweetie thank you oh hello YouTube

you've found loads of words oh brilliant so where are we up to we're right up to

the letter s which makes us s sound oh you're right and the S sound is also the

sound at the beginning of your names Sue and sweeper but can anyone

else find anything beginning with a hmm

you can [Music]

oh [Music]

s is for stick you are absolutely right sweep stick begins with the letter s s

makes a s sound and is for stick stick

sweep where did you get this from over there

oh I suppose I'll have to go and apologize and give him mine now oh sweep you bone brain now what's our next

letter yes the letter t which makes a D sound

the word begins with a T sound oh this is your stick sir I'm so sorry my friend

took it by mistake he didn't realize so I thought I'd give you mine [Applause] [Music]

the next letter is you which makes an a sound

[Music]

perfect sweep the letter U makes an uh sound and uh it's an umbrella now sweep

take the umbrella back to the lady quickly please [Music]

oh I'm so sorry

now I'm in Double Trouble [Music]

do something you think the next word could save Richard for the next letter

is V that makes a v sound what you see that begins with feesuti yes on the

counter vegetables the bits of the sound and the is for vegetables so what are

you going to do easy whizzy let's get busy

[Music]

[Music] everything

[Music]

phew that was close hello my friends the sands of time have been completed finish

Fast or you'll be defeated just four more letters to go honey now you can't

be snow our next letter is W which makes a worse

sound now what can we see around here that begins with a were what's that City hey well of course Well

w makes a worse sound and were is for well the next letter is x which makes X

sound let's look around for a word beginning with x uh

oh this is tricky yes it is difficult Richard hardly any words begin with X so

X is just X ah wait a minute Sue I know that you're right hardly any words begin

with an X but lots of words end with an X I'm sure okay so what words end in an

s [Music]

so do you write fox fox ends in an x and x makes a sound Fox

let's find a word that begins with an X that sort of egg sweep X begins with the

letter e eggs don't see dog

come on we need the letter Y or ya sound any ideas hey of course yolk the

yellow part of an egg is called a yolk why makes a yes sound and yeah is for yolk

yes we only need one more letter but quick the egg timers on its last few grains of sand oh

I need to find our last word which begins with the letter Z which makes a z sound

oh that's a hard one

who do you think you are causing all this confusion you're like an animal you

belong in Zoom oh thank you sir you found our last word Z Sounds like sir

and sir it's for Zoo hooray we've done it

and now you know your alphabet I'll make this Angry Crowd forget

when they awake they'll be hail and Hearty carbon it's time to party

we hope you enjoyed learning your ABC and if you did tap along and sing with us

oh foreign

[Music]

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t

u v w x y and z now I know my abc next

time won't you sing with thirteen [Music]

J is for juggler [Music]

is for lake [Music] is

for noodles orange

huh is for pie

now I know my ABC's next time won't you

sing with 13. it's for Queen

is for Richard [Music] is for stick

T is for tray it's for umbrella the is for vegetables

what is for well is in Fox

yeah it's for you sir for Zoo

clap your hands everybody we hope you've had a great time learning there's only one thing left to say and it begins with

Burr bye bye everybody bye bye

everybody

foreign [Music]