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01x18 - The Silent Movie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x18 - The Silent Movie

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

oh hello there Mr Slater's asked me to

show his grandchildren around the park

today and I've got something extra

special for them

hi City give us a hand with this will

you there we go there's no way today is

going to be a letdown

do that do it properly

it's more like it

oh

hello there oh oh what's all this for

then Richard well I am a fan of old

films and I also happen to own my very

own silent movie and we're gonna watch

it

long before the internet DVDs or even

videotapes if you wanted to watch a film

you had to do it on one of these it's

called a projector I'll prepare to enjoy

a crazy comedy film that's nearly 100

years old and it's still so funny right

I'll turn off the lights turn on

the projector turn it on

the broom handle that doesn't sound very

entertaining Richard

oh you just wait and see this is

hilarious

the pictures are all green there's no

sound that's how it's meant to be in the

olden days there were no color films

everything was black and white and the

sound was provided by a piano

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now watch

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[Applause]

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this is terrible will this get any

better

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speed it up a bit

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foreign

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speeding up a bit why it was boring it

was not when Mr Slater's grandchildren

see that they're going to say what a

load of rubbish no they're not it's the

phone Mr Slater hello sir your

grandchildren have arrived and if they

don't have a good time I'm gonna get the

site but oh he's gone quick finish

cleaning up this room I've got to meet

Mr Slater's grandchildren oh dear come

on boys let's get started

[Music]

oh no Richard's film's gone in the

bucket it's ruined it'll be awesome all

soggy

no it's not funny you dirty dog

oh what are we going to do

what should I be back with the children

to watch the silent movie and there is

one

hey

we can make our own silent movie instead

oh

[Music]

welcome children well come on cheer up

have I got some fun in store for you

follow me

foreign

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[Applause]

movies

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don't careful

[Music]

here we go

did you enjoy that kids no really oh

well don't worry because you're going to

love what I've got planned next come on

[Music]

that many silent Movies featured scenes

of great danger

what you're going to climb to the top of

the ghost train oh to set up your first

stunt How brave

ready sweet lights

camera 30 scrapes take one and

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be careful

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come on come on oh no you are going to

love this it's Richard oh hello YouTube

what are you doing here this is going

really badly Mr Slater's grandchildren

are being really miserable where's

he should be able to cheer these

children up oh

soon well I hope so because the way this

is going I'm gonna get a sack

well children this is the ghost train

where the truly unexpected happens

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many silent Movies featured scenes of

great suspense and excitement such as a

lady being strapped to a railway line

whilst the handsome hero tries to stop

an oncoming train pretty please right

boys and girls you are really going to

enjoy this

or maybe not huh

[Music]

on that part before we set the train

going it's very dangerous to play on

railway tracks you know

sweet

turn the car off sweet

[Music]

was installed in 1987 an amusing

incident happened

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I think he's feeling the strain oh

should that be feeling the train

what's that City just a few more shots

to do at the Caravan and the film is

finished oh quick let's go

[Music]

whoa Richard Mr Slater's grandchildren

don't look very happy do they that's

because everything's gone wrong today

thanks to you lots at least I've got my

wonderful film the broom handle to save

the day

salty it's your silent movie ready

oh I hope this works right children as a

special treat I'm gonna show you a film

a silent film

from the olden days

quicksort he just start it up

oh thank heavens for the broom handle

[Applause]

seriously

a spotty

this

oi what's happened to the broom handle

the way oh no well this better be good

[Music]

wow

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[Applause]

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come on

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[Applause]

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who's Mr Slater hello sir yes your

grandchildren are having a great time

listen

[Applause]

oh thank you oh he's gone

well done but what happened to my

copy of the broom handle

it got a bit soggy what do you mean

oh no actually it doesn't matter because

I have another broom handle and this one

works perfectly

bye bye everybody

[Music]

all right

foreign

[Applause]