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01x20 - National Milk Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x20 - National Milk Day

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[Music]

oh hello here's your tea Richard oh

thank you sue oh hello we don't know

what's happening today but Mr Slater

says it's something very important

Mr Slater hello sir do I know your old

school friend farmer Francis yes of

course I do oh he's a lovely man

he needs help with his animals on the

farm and he volunteered me if I do a

good job you'll give me a slice of the

business eh oh he's gone

slice of the business Richard we could

come to the farm and help you do a

really good job so Mr Slater will be

extra pleased with you oh yes he said if

I do well he'll give me a slice of the

business this could be my big break come

on g*ng let's go to the farm

[Music]

Here Comes farmer Francis

hiya how are you c*ck hello g*ng

I can't tell you how excited I am to see

you all in fact I could crush a grape

now listen why don't you all have a good

look around the farm so you know where

everything is and then we can all start

working I can't wait oh I could jump off

a doll's house

come on

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come on

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oh you're so friendly

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you like my farm I know it's a knockout

isn't it right first job you three go to

the barn and bring the straw for all the

animals and Sue will you help me to walk

the ponies oh yes please I love ponies

you do oh that's brilliant oh I could

jive with a Jelly Baby okay everybody

off to work

[Music]

right we need to load this straw

into this trailer so when I tell you to

you pass it down to me I'll put it in

the floor

not yet when I tell you to you pass it

down to me

[Music]

why didn't you wait for me to say

cages

[Music]

that is what I call the final straw

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in fact I could crush a grape

that's knockout Sue

[Music]

of course I know what I'm doing

looking at Mr Slater's next chief

executive oh yes I'm on the way up I've

spent my life going round in circles but

no more

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foreign

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foreign

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Richard you can feed the chickens I know

you're going to be smashing at this I'm

so excited oh I can wrestle an action

man come on

[Music]

right then let's feed these

chickens now when I tell you flick the

grain

noted me when I tell you to flick the

grain at the

flick the green at the chickens wait for

me come on I'll get them around here

now City click the green

[Music]

now everyone meet Daisy hello

hello

right old c*ck it's the last job oh I

want you to wash daisies others and when

she's all nice and clean then you can

milk my lovely little mooko oh she gives

the best milk ever don't you Daisy

[Music]

oh I could test drive a Tonka

right g*ng this is the last job so it's

got to be perfect Mr Slater's finally

recognized my true worth and all I have

to do is

wash the muck off a couch all right all

right very funny you'll be showing me

much more respect when I'm a top

executive

oh Richard 's coming out right smarty

pants

don't worry you'll teach him a lesson oh

good come on Daisy let's get you cleaned

up

[Music]

thank you you'll be laughing on the

other side of your face when I'm in

business with Mr Slater

[Music]

[Applause]

let's get busy

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get out what's going on here

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[Applause]

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come on salty let's get this milk over

to Farmer Francis and then he can tell

Mr Slater what a good job we've done

come on let's go

[Music]

come on dirty goats out of the way

that's it

I'm so glad Mr Slater saw the potential

in me he knows in the world of business

I'm going to make a big splash

Richard making a big splash

all right all right get a move on you'll

soon stop laughing when I make it in

business

[Music]

it's like you're in business already

[Applause]

hi Father Francis

milk farmer Francis and we finished all

the jobs well thank you very much for

all your help on the farm today

everybody now have you washed your hands

yes good because I've got something very

special for you

and Richard Mr Slater asked me to

present something very special to you

for all your hard work oh is this a

slice of the business you guessed it

sunshine you got it

slice of my best cheese and that is the

business hey a slice of the business is

that it

sortie said that's so funny he could

crush a grape

so could I

and so could I

bye bye everybody

[Music]