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01x23 - Soo's Souvenirs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x23 - Soo's Souvenirs

Post by bunniefuu »

sweet oh no what are we gonna do now I'm

gonna get the sack for sure

City you can fix it really oh don't

panic Richard you go with sutty and

leave the rest to us

come on sweep we've got a bit of mending

to do

I see you're going to make some

new pots for the stall well these are

very impressive did you make these

yourself wow

all right bigger less of the Bowing come

on let's get busy then I'll take it this

is the clay well God let's show us how

you do it what what's the matter you

don't want to use that clay why not

you're an expert and you like to mix

your own well why'd you have to do

things the hard way

go on then let's see him mix his own

clay can I get the lid off then that's

write it up look oh it's full isn't it

here we go then I'll put a little bit on

the Spade that's it

hey look at this it's just like being at

the beach isn't it look I'm making mud

pies there we go there's plenty there

fancy this is a master at work we

got here making his own oh thank you

just knock it back

be more careful what you're doing

right go and get the water need water to

mix the clay now here he comes you put

the water in there that's it oh here we

go now be careful be careful not too

much that's it right mix it all up there

we are oh sorry be careful sorry

be careful it's got this oh suddenly

it's going everywhere

it's all over my tie

don't scrape it off

look at it

please

you'd like to use your own clay

I thought as much well go on then there

it is you're going to turn the wheel on

well go on then turn the wheel on

[Music]

um excuse me

thank you right put the ball of Clay on

the wheel you ready

one two three

[Music]

boy

it's on the floor

try again ready

one two three

start again

[Music]

let's come back later the story

[Music]

we need to do is stick all this back

together I'll fetch the glue and you

pick up the pieces

foreign

[Music]

wow that's great

[Music]

Now where's the top of that lighthouse

oh sweet be careful you could hurt

yourself

you were very careful

because you're a bright Spark

more like a dimwit now never mind about

that where are your repairs

oh

oh you dosy dog what what do you call

a spontaneous flash of inspiration

oh give me strength

oh that's great

now we need to put it in the Kiln ah yes

now that's The Little Oven that makes

the clay go hard so you do that Susie

there we are oh this is exciting isn't

it how do we know when it's ready then

look through the peephole he's got a

peep hole as well

have a look then what's the matter what

he's got his paw stuck in the hole come

here

come here look I'll give it a push go on

oh that's more like oh oh dull right

then that seems like I've got my finger

stuck now come around here give me a

pool come on that's it go on dude that's

it right let's get cracking right how

are we gonna know when that pot's hard

enough to paint gotta turn the

temperature up okay come on then

it's a bit hot so are you sure about

this

well you're the expert aren't you

[Music]

that's are you sure that's not too

hot it's okay

all right then I'll go and get your

paints

[Music]

[Music]

quick oh no your butt's on fire and I'll

draw the trouble we went to making the

clay and everything oh quick let's get

it out oh no it's burnt to a cinder what

are we gonna do now

fix it with magic hey why not well let's

all say the magic spell ready Izzy wizzy

let's get busy

oh City I think we're back in business

right let's get these back to the stall

and let's start selling now sweet we'll

just have to make the best of a bad job

we need to attract a crowd to try and

sell something I'm gonna make an

announcement pass me the microphone

sweep

thank you

ladies and gentlemen boys and girls may

I

have I am proud to announce the opening

of so many

Ryan

don't miss this experience of a lifetime

dear this isn't working

an idea nothing sounds like a song

[Music]

we've got porcelain ladies with a dog's

face

[Music]

bound to bring in a huge crowd that's

Bobby

well let's hope Richard had more luck

than we have

[Music]

[Applause]

oh Richard we tried our best but things

went a bit wrong don't you worry at all

has saved the day with a fabulous

range of flower pots

tell you what look let's put some

flowers in them should you go and get

some water I think these are gonna sell

really really well I'll put the water in

your leaking Richard thank you Sue this

has gone all over my jacket hang on a

minute none of these pots have got any

Bottoms in

your gnome hasn't got a bottom either oh

look wait we're never gonna be able to

sell any of this junk I mean who's going

to want to buy a bottomless pot or a

cracked plate or a porcelain person with

a pig's head oh Mr Slater's gonna suck

me for sure this will never make any

money we might as well just throw all

this away

[Music]

a great idea City let's do it

roll up roll up everybody would you like

to have a Go sir it's just a pound of

throw yes I'd love to that looks great

[Music]

lady with a dog's face

[Music]

[Applause]

hello Mr Slater how's business

smashing bye bye everybody

[Music]