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01x26 - Holiday Season!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x26 - Holiday Season!

Post by bunniefuu »

oh hi everybody Mr Slater's giving me

the weekend off so I'm determined to

relax with some peace and quiet

naughty

you're up early what am I doing well I'm

just reading the paper and I'm enjoying

a nice cup of tea from my favorite China

cup so if you don't mind shh

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foreign

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ah

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what is the matter

you think you've spotted my name in the

newspaper what where

you're right my name is in the newspaper

we're thrilled to announce that Mr

Richard cadell is the lucky winner of

our prize draw a luxury weekend break

for four people at a mystery location

City we want a holiday I can't believe

it

a mystery weekend break I never win

anything this is marvelous

Richard is it true we've won a holiday

yes

where are we going to well I don't know

that's why it's a mystery but it's bound

to be somewhere snazzy

what time do we leave uh well I'll have

a look it says that our VIP transport

will collect us at lunchtime today

you better get packing yes let's get

parking come on

I'm going to phone the competition

helpline to see if I can find out where

we're actually going

hello this is a competition helpline

please help the line to find out where

you're actually going

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how exciting a mystery holiday it's

bound to be somewhere really far away

I'm going to pack all my favorite

dresses

you sweep what should you pass well

we're bound to be going somewhere really

far away so you'll need lots of

Provisions I think it'll be China That's

where pandas come from oh and I've

always wanted to visit you

pack for China

am I serious of course I'm serious

sausage bread now get packing

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your suitcase doesn't look like it's

been used since we have that brilliant

holiday in Australia cool

Hattie why what is in there

oh

it's your Boomerang hey see if it still

works

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oh

dear I think you put a bit too much off

into that one here let me have a go oh I

can't wait to try this one two three

let's go

what's that you don't think it's coming

back oh it will don't worry

boomerangs always come back

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this is Shirley

I can't take your call at the moment but

please stay on the line and listen to

some sounds of the Highlands

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so much stuff you can't get it to close

do you really need so many jumpers

what are you doing with Richard's China

I said to pack China no I didn't bone

brain I said to pack for China take it

back you nitwit

really

sweet

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look what you've done now you've smashed

Richard's China cup

do I think he'll notice well unless you

were thinking of sticking it all back

together again yes

now where are my beach towels oh China

has some lovely beaches

that's it hey

that I didn't put that in there

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what I'm sure that wasn't there before

I must be going bonkers

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just a minute

it was you putting all those clothes in

my suitcase you gave me the

heebie-jeebies

oh

it's funny is it

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oh that is funny

hey

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stay on the line your call is really

important this holiday better be good I

still don't know where we're going I

hope it's somewhere nice and warm and

sunny I can sunbathe and get a tan

Egypt would be nice oh yes Egypt Egypt

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oh it's hot

[Applause]

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oh God

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[Applause]

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oh hello sweet sorry I was in a world of

my own then

what all I can drink from my beautiful

China Cup oh go on then an orange juice

or something

do you know I'm beginning to wonder if

these people will ever take my call

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oh thanks sweep no

on

fast enough

join a cup

hello oh hello you two are you all

packed of course I must say so do you

looking rather big

you couldn't fit all your clothes into

your suitcase so you're wearing them I

see

[Applause]

just your

bow why doesn't that surprise me

hey that's it our VIP Transporters here

are you talking to Shirley how can I

help you sorry Shirley we've got to go

bye come on

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you're all ready for your luxury weekend

break yes all aboard

off we go oh I can't believe we're

actually going I do hope it's China

you have a sound of dogs what's that

City you hope it's Australia so you can

play Boomerang well as long as I get a

swim I'll be happy with any of those

isn't this exciting

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here you are folks you've reached your

mystery destination

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hang on a minute Slaters holidays have

fun guys but this is where we work

look on the bright side Richard at least

you have the weekend off

and there's a lovely Beach just around

the corner so you can still have a swim

that's true hey and we could play

Boomerang all day long oh we could the

boomerang was very popular when I was a

lad maybe it's time it made a comeback

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I think I need a holiday bye bye

everybody

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bye guys