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01x28 - Sooty's World Cup!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x28 - Sooty's World Cup!

Post by bunniefuu »

oh hello

[Music]

hello

Mr Slater's put me in charge of the

laundry but unfortunately the

computerized washing machine the Speedy

washimatic is out of order so we're

having to do all the washing by hand

that's right so soot is in charge of

sorting and dunking

it's washing

I'm mangling and hanging

and I'm folding oh this is gonna take

all day hey can we still go to the

football match tonight well I hope so

but only if we finish all this laundry

first right so we've just pop that in

the mangle good dog soon you fold

everything ready for delivery Ah that's

it so do you keep up the good work

[Music]

are you all right

take a deep breath sweep

oh that's better oh thank goodness

there is someone at the door maybe Mr

Slater sent somebody to help us with the

washing all right all right I'm coming

oh no we'll never get to the football

match now

no because we'll never get all this

washing done before kickoff oh it's only

the Speedy washer Matic was working that

machine washes dries and wraps in double

quick time

yesterday you could try and fix it with

your magic wand hey well it's certainly

worth a try come on then Izzy wizzy

let's get busy

foreign

[Applause]

please enter your washing cycle to the

remote control I'll do it

now let's see normal wash

mid temperature and fast spin that's

normal temperature medium thin

look we're back in business

watching cycle complete wow it's all

washed pressed unfolded what a fantastic

machine we'll get this washing done in

no time oh does this mean we can go to

the football game of course it does

We Are The Champions

[Music]

hey there is someone at the door I

wonder who it is

Chop Chop so anybody there

oh hello there how can I help you yes

I'd like to speak to the boss oh I'm

Richard I'm the boss well I'm Martin

James I'm the manager of slit as United

Football Club yes I know I've seen you

at the football stadium we go every week

well Mr Slater a very good friend of

mine he told me you would wash our

players kit for tonight's very important

game oh yes the final between Slater's

holidays and Potter's holidays we're all

going good because I need this kick

cleaned I need it whiter than whites I

need my players to look pristine when

they lift that trophy tonight don't

worry Mr James that kit will be as white

as snow good

deliver this cream kick to the football

ground half an hour before the match yes

Mr James and remember half an hour

before the match and whiter than white

certainly Mr James

[Music]

washing cycle complete

hey you lot guess what I've got

ants in my pants I have not got ants in

my pants as a matter of fact I have got

the football kit for Slaters United

oh yes Mr James the manager has asked us

to wash this kit in time for tonight's

match right this is what we've got to do

you clean that washing and sutty and I

will deliver the clean washing to the

Caravans and don't forget to wash that

football kit it's got to be perfectly

white or I'll be in trouble come on City

don't forget now okay you can count on

us

right let's deliver this washing super

quick

[Music]

slow down

right that's the last of the washing g*n

hooray

do I want to see your chicken impression

no I do not you know I'm sure Richard

told us not to forget to do something I

can't remember either

[Music]

football I've got it I think it was

don't forget to wear our football

scarves and hats for the match tonight

yes right in that case I better pop to

the Caravan and fetch them while you

wait here for Richard and sutty okay

oh

[Music]

please add washing liquid now

[Music]

please enter your washing cycle to the

remote control

[Music]

happens

[Music]

if I can see

emergency

drinking systems activated

[Music]

[Music]

what's going on nothing

[Music]

hey what's going on nothing

excess water

[Music]

watching cycle complete

it's the Slaters United football kid we

better get going sweep what have you

been doing and I can't go to the

football match like this I'm gonna have

to get changed look I'll take this clean

kit and then I'll deliver it to Mr James

then I'll meet you all in the center

stand okay okay let's go right

[Music]

[Music]

well we made it boys

[Music]

thank goodness where's Richard I don't

know but there's the manager Mr James

oh yeah space Richard with the clean

football kit

Richard

[Music]

[Music]

excuse me excuse me

thank you so much thank you it's a good

job you bought that air horn with you

I couldn't see you from down there

James the manager oh yes

he doesn't look very happy

I wonder what he's looking for

oh here comes after you oh seem to have

shrunk and I thought they played in

white so did I oh no we've turned them

pink

oh dear did I check the football kit

before I gave it to Mr James oh no it

was in the sack oh no he's looking for

me quick quick take cover

there you are

[Music]

or maybe pink

excuse me

[Music]

you're right everyone seems to check on

pink bye bye everybody

[Music]

thank you

foreign

[Applause]