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01x29 - Bonfire Night With Sooty and Soo!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x29 - Bonfire Night With Sooty and Soo!

Post by bunniefuu »

over there it's fireworks night

oh hello would you write some tickets

five there you go boys and girls and

have a great time at the Disco tonight

thank you very much roll up everybody

get your tickets for fireworks tonight

roll up get your tickets

now remember boys nothing makes a

fireworks display quite like The

Spectators reactions so let's practice

now I'll be the firework okay

hello

[Music]

it's only me you dusties what are you up

to

you're practicing for Mr Slater's

firework display ah right Richard it's

gonna be super look I don't know how to

break this to you again but I'm afraid

we can't go hey well it's just the

tickets are so expensive I can't afford

it this year I'm really sorry g*ng

why am I dressed like this oh well it's

because I'll be going back to work for a

little bit you see I've got to check the

tickets on the gate and then I'll be

coming straight home which is why I've

bought this as a treat

yes toffee apples and

indoor fireworks fetch the plate

not on my fingers now these are going to

be brilliant but we have to remember the

fireworks code oh yes keep fireworks in

a closed box and follow the instructions

yes stand well back and keep fireworks

at arm's length never go back to a lit

firework or put them in your pocket yes

and never throw fireworks and keep pets

indoors on adults only that's me so you

lots stand well back go on off you go oh

this is going to be brilliant what's the

first one oh the cosmic laser meteor

shower

turn the lights off

here we go

mm-hmm

so that's it maybe I didn't do it right

now don't worry we'll try another one

this is gonna be the one oh yes look at

this the futuristic volcanic Serpent of

ninja

right stand back

oh

[Music]

yes it does look like a yeah I

don't think Mr Slater will be having

that at his fireworks display oh it's

the phone

where's Mr Slater hello sir what get

there right away I'll get the sack oh

he's gone listen g*ng I mustache I'm

late for work but when I get home we can

watch the fireworks display from the

bedroom window bye-bye

well that's that then boys we've no

chance of seeing the fireworks this year

oh that's for you thank you very much

normally Mr Slater lets me start the

display by pressing the plunger for this

year he said he wanted someone with more

Charisma Buster the pig

hello Buster I see you've got the

plunger while they're waiting for you on

the backfield

good luck oh

just think of all those people having

fun at the fireworks display it's such a

shame Richard couldn't afford tickets

oh hello well at least we've got

these toffee apples to enjoy

if only we can make something to sell we

could buy tickets to go

well yes but what could we make that

people are going to want on fireworks

night

foreign

[Music]

this really is a smashing idea sotty now

what do we need first apples yes I think

there are some apples in the garden

you'll get them but be careful sweet and

don't forget we need the hundreds and

thousands as well

[Music]

what's that we should make some soup to

sell as well oh good idea and we can use

my brand new soup maker and let's make

it a really spicy curry soup to keep

everyone warm come on sutty let's do it

tomorrow

there we are and carrots onions

I think this soup's gonna be a real

winner let's put in some Hot Chili

Peppers oh yes what a good idea and so

Harry powder you can never have enough

of that

now we must remember to put the lid on

before we turn it on

sweet did you mind get the apples you

did that's brilliant now how many did

you get

[Music]

hundreds and thousands

but that's not what I meant

Min no no sleep

[Music]

[Music]

look what you've done bone brain you

completely ruined our lovely soup oh

it's going to take forever to clean this

mess up and we'll never make it to the

display

[Music]

the magic wand good idea sutty is she

quizzy let's get

free

wow clean is a whistle well done

[Music]

well done City there's a super spicy

curry some hot stuff so come on let's

get selling

[Music]

Sensational spicy soups

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

try some spicy soup I don't see why not

oh oh no

oh

I think we may have put too many

chillies in that soup Swifty

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

oh just look at all the money we've made

well done boys oh thank you see you

tonight enjoy bye

what are you three doing here

[Music]

please

you get all this money from

sold toffee apples and spicy soup yes

very spicy soup well well done here you

go

why'd you need four tickets

because you bought a ticket for me wow I

can go to the fireworks display oh thank

you g*ng that is why I love you guys

brilliant

get up around everybody the moment has

finally arrived it's the fireworks

counter

stand by Buster

all together now

four four three two one zero

[Applause]

[Music]

oh dear what is this a malfunction oh no

no no is there a technician in the house

anyone

is there anybody out there who can help

I jingle

[Applause]

watch that City you need us to say the

magic spell right now all together now

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

thank you

that's turned out perfectly g*ng all I

need to do now is try your nice spicy

soup

[Music]

thank you

your rocket was super super very funny

bye bye everybody

my God

[Music]

[Applause]