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01x31 - It's Alive, It's Alive!!!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x31 - It's Alive, It's Alive!!!

Post by bunniefuu »

come on hurry up

oh hello

i'm about to read and sweep a very

scary story

are you ready then i shall begin

it is a dark and stormy night

the lightning flashes and the wind howls

my doctor suttenstein is in his

laboratory working on his latest

diabolical experiment

[Music]

you run master

your creature is almost ready

just throw the switch and your creature

will

oh

you are truly a genius dr suttenstein

yeah

there is only one ingredient missing

before your creature is complete

it is missing a prey

this is your assistant sweeper sausage

he's also missing a brain

[Music]

stop it

what is your creature missing dr

suttenstein

he is missing an earthly presence

sweeper

bring forth the unearthly presence

[Music]

birthday presents the bone brain

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

a giant vampire bat

the only thing that will get rid of a

vampire is a stake

you've got one

what's that

it's a sweepstake

the time is nigh

dr sukenstein's creature will live

look

the moon is full

what do you mean oh no why should that

bother you

[Music]

oh no the full moon has turned sweeper

into a vault

[Music]

siskenstein do something

[Music]

your creature is a noise

let us see this hideous creature

hello

what's going on here oh hello richard i

i'm just reading the boys a ghost story

we just got up to the bit where the

hideous creature appears and

you came

in charming

what's the phone

it's mr slater

hello sir

is there why uh yes

it's for you

how old

anyway so i don't know why you're

wasting your time reading ghost stories

because there's no such thing as ghosts

you're right sweep it's rubbish

oh hello what did mr slater want with

you

to offer you a job

well i suppose it's better than wasting

your time reading ghost stories

of course i'm not frightened of ghosts

yeah nor is sweep

could i spend a night in a real haunted

house of course i could no problem

no problem for sweep either to spend the

night in a haunted house you'd have to

be stupid

i rest my case

hey

you'll put us to the test

what do you mean and where are you going

to find a real haunted

what's that house

you've arranged for me and sweet to

spend a night in a real haunted house

well i'm not sure mr slater can spare me

and what i'm a scaredy-pants i'm not

proof we can spend a night here

all right you're on

come on sweep

maybe we've been a bit hasty sweep i

mean what if ghosts really do exist

don't tell somebody but actually i'm a

little bit scared of you

oh you're shaking is it fear

you're dancing you're dancing

come on let's just knock on the door

[Music]

it's not simon cowell

good evening

good night

i'm not being a scaredy pants i've been

expecting you

follow me but stay close

i wouldn't want to lose you

[Music]

don't be a scaredy pants i'm not being a

scaredy punts

all right then i'm coming i'm coming

[Music]

mr cadell master suite this is your room

i do hope you both have a good fright

i mean night

[Laughter]

he does laugh at anything we could do

with him in the audience for one of our

live shows come on sweet let's get this

night over as quickly as possible let's

just get to bed

hmm

oh sweet what's the matter

the eyes move yes they have moved they

were closed now they're open because

you've just woken me up we're not

supposed to wake up till the morning

good night

[Music]

what do you mean look at the eyes what

are you going on about

the eyes on the picture sweet what a

load of nonsense what are you going on

about

sweep your crackers

what

[Music]

hello

[Music]

oh well done they look terrified

there's no way they'll last for night

[Music]

[Music]

well done this is spooktacular

look

rich is in position

[Music]

there's something on my head

where what do you mean

[Music]

oh

what is it sweep

there's a horrible hand at the bottom of

the bed

quickly

take this when i tell you to hit it as

hard as you can

[Music]

ready right hit it now

[Music]

that was my footbone brain

[Music]

we fought you

so it was you two trying to frighten us

all the time you little scamp you see i

might have known there's no such thing

as ghosts

what's the phone

mr slater

good morning mr slater what

thanks for testing out your new haunted

house ride our screams have brought in a

big queue and you'll make a fortune what

oh he's gone

so that was the job mr slater gave you

testing out this new haunted house yes

and it was a job well done

yes

bangtan

[Music]

[Music]

don't reach

[Laughter]

this way

to the haunted house

yeah it's very good very good but you

know i've certainly had enough screams

for one day

what's that city there's one scream i

haven't had what's that

ice cream

oh

lovely yes very funny

yes richard's face is so white you'd

think he'd seen a ghost

bye bye everybody

[Music]

bye