oh hi everybody mr slater's giving me
the weekend off so i'm determined to
relax with some uh peace and quiet
oh sorry
you're up early what am i doing well i'm
just reading the paper and i'm enjoying
a nice cup of tea from my favorite china
cup so if you don't mind
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stuff
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will you just buzz off
what is the matter
you think you've spotted my name in the
newspaper what where
oh you're right my name is in the
newspaper we're thrilled to announce
that mr richard cadell is the lucky
winner of our prize draw a luxury
weekend break for four people at a
mystery location suddenly we've won a
holiday i can't believe it
a mystery weekend break i never win
anything this is marvellous
hello
richard is it true we've won a holiday
where are we going to well i don't know
that's why it's a mystery but it's bound
to be somewhere snazzy
what time do we leave uh well i'll have
a look it says that our vip transport
will collect us at lunch time today
you better get packing yes let's get
packing come on
i'm going to phone the competition
helpline to see if i can find out where
we're actually going
hello this is the competition helpline
please help the line to find out where
you're actually going
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how exciting a mystery holiday it's
bound to be somewhere really far away
i'm going to pack all my favorite
dresses
yes
what should you patch
well we're bound to be going somewhere
really far away so you'll need lots of
provisions
i think it'll be china
that's where pandas come from oh and
i've always wanted to visit
yes sweep pack for china
am i serious of course i'm serious
sausage bread now get perking
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soti your suitcase doesn't look like
it's been used since we have that
brilliant holiday in australia cool hat
sushi what else is in there
oh
it's your boomerang hey see if it still
works
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cheers
i think you put a bit too much off into
that one here let me have a go oh i
can't wait to try this one
two
three
go
you don't think it's coming back
oh it will don't worry boomerangs
always come back thank you for holding
you must now choose which representative
you wish to speak to please press one
for julie two for brian three for martin
four for shirley five for adrian
look this is shirley i'm sorry i can't i
take your call at the moment but please
stay on the line and listen to some
sounds of the highlands
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so much stuff you can't get it to close
do you really need so many jumpers
sweet
what are you doing with richard's china
i said to pack china no i didn't bone
brain i said to pack for china
take it back you nitwith
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look what you've done now you've smashed
richard's china cup
do i think he'll notice
well unless you were thinking of
sticking it all back together again yes
now where are my beach towels
oh
china has some lovely beaches
a
what's that
i didn't put that in there
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what
i'm sure that wasn't there before
i must be going bonkers
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just a minute
it was you putting all those
clothes in my suitcase you gave me the
heebie jeebies
oh
it's funny is it
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wow that is funny
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please stay on the line your call is
really important this holiday better be
good i still don't know where we're
going i hope it's somewhere nice and
warm and sunny i can sunbathe and get a
tan egypt to be nice oh yes
egypt
egypt
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hello richard
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cool it's hot
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uh
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false alarms
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oh hello sweet sorry i was in a world of
my own then
would i like a drink from my beautiful
china cup oh go on then an orange juice
or something
do you know i'm beginning to wonder if
these people will ever take my call
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oh thanks sweep
what's going on
i didn't drink fast enough
oh my lovely china cup
hello
oh hello you two are you all packed of
course
i must say sort of you're looking rather
big
you couldn't fit all your clothes into
your suitcase are you wearing them
let's see how about you sweetheart you
packed everything
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just your bones now why doesn't that
surprise me
hey that's it our vip transport is here
hello thank you for your patience you're
talking to shirley how can i help you
sorry shirley we've got to go bye
come on
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you all ready for your luxury weekend
break yes all aboard
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off we go oh i can't believe we're
actually going i do have this china
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you hope it's the isle of dogs
what's that
you hope it's australia so you can play
boomerang well as long as i get a swim
i'll be happy with any of those isn't
this exciting
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here you are folks you've reached your
mystery destination
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hang on a minute
slater's holidays
have fun guys but this is where we work
look on the bright side richard at least
you have the weekend off
and there's a lovely beach just around
the corner so you can still have a swim
that's true hey and we could play
boomerang all day long oh we could the
boomerang was very popular when i was a
lad maybe it's time it made a comeback
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i think i need a holiday
bye bye everybody
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bye
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