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01x41 - The Genie in the Lamp!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x41 - The Genie in the Lamp!

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

oh hello everybody

oh hello there i'm having a day off

today and we're doing a little bit of

metal detecting have you ever seen one

of these before it's a metal detector

i'll show you how it works you see you

just wave this part over the sand like

this and if there's anything metal

buried beneath the machine will beep and

then you can dig it up and see what

metal objects you've found they're

brilliant and metal detectors like these

have found some very valuable treasures

over the years

wow you've certainly found something

there sweetie

yes it could be buried treasure

hey

look what you found

i wouldn't get too excited it's

just an old metal pipe hey it could be

worth a fortune as scrap metal oh you

could be true that yes

give him a hand sweep

i'll give you a handbag it's all pulled

together after three ready one two three

[Music]

that's certainly stuck in there all

right

what's that you've got an idea oh i see

oh i think

my metal detectors found something and

sweet stuck it up

wow

it could be worth a fortune oh you never

know sue

quick get to the camper i'll sort it

[Music]

i'm so sorry sir it's just my friend

he was uh looking for treasure

treasure i'll give you treasure

step on him

quick step on him

[Music]

you hope that man's not too angry well

you didn't do it on purpose and i'm sure

he'll soon dry off but be a bit more

careful in the future

at least you found some treasure oh yes

that old lamp do you know what this

reminds me of richard that story you

read us the other day aladdin and his

magic lamp

you think this is a magic lamp no it's

not don't be silly i'm certain it

isn't anyway i've got to go to the news

agents now so be good

what if you do the magic lamp

well in the story aladdin summoned a

genie by talking in rhyme

yes of course you can have a go sweet

but get it right

i rub the lamp but i don't want to spoil

it

[Music]

i'll have to go find the toilet don't

sweep no i might have known he'd mess it

up now i'm going to put this lamp away

we'll leave this for another day

after a thousand years trapped in that

jar i have returned from afar

wow

a real cheese

you are the ones who have set me free

one wish i grant to each of thee one

wish each wow we mustn't waste them

what's that city you've got an idea

oh i cannot grant the wish of that bear

i cannot hear him of that i swear

well this is the problem mr genie sir

footy only has a very quiet voice

sometimes he wishes it could be louder

don't you

so the little bear has spoken and so his

wish will not be broken you'll hear him

talking from afar i will make him sound

like a superstar

are you all right thank you

a voice like this may be absurd but

after all these years

it seems my new voice won't go quiet

it's as loud as this i can't deny it

this is terrible i wish he was back to

normal

so soon your wish has been made your

friend's new voice will start

only one wish does now remain it is the

turn

of the sausage brain

come on sweets you can do it think of

something really great to wish for money

fame

fortune

come on sweep prove you're not a sausage

brain you can have anything

[Music]

oh sausage oh give me strength oh i

don't have to do that mounted with

nonsense anymore that's right now that

your wishes are all granted i can be my

own genie and i wish to be very naughty

i don't understand i thought genies were

very well behaved don't be stupid why do

you think they put me inside that land

for all at this time i'm not going back

in there you know i'm not oh no i'm

going to go out and cause as much

trouble as possible and no one no one is

going to stop me

oh we've unleashed a mini genie

[Music]

[Music]

what's up

wow

[Music]

yes mr slater i'm really sorry to hear

about all the chaos on the park so he's

told me who's behind it hey i better

sort it out or i'll get the sack but oh

he's gone oh hey

you know how to sort out this meddlesome

genie well you better come on

[Music]

not again

[Music]

right there mr genie we want you to

leave our park at once thank you

oh yeah is that so panda lady well no

one can stand up to my magic well that's

where you're wrong there's one person i

know who's a much better magician than

you

[Music]

[Applause]

so you want to take me on are you little

pipsqueak

well your magic is no match for mine

come on little bear do your worst

ha ha

easy wizzy let's get busy

[Music]

is that your best i shall put your magic

to the chat shazam

[Music]

that wasn't supposed to happen

we've gotta sort that genie out come on

easy wizzy let's get busy

[Music]

he's more

that won't stop my power in return have

some flowers

[Music]

a whistle is that your best

your magic is no match for mine my magic

is so powerful that anything that i even

think of will become true

says if anything you can think of

will become true

what's the worst thing you can think of

well the worst thing i can think of is

being trapped inside that lamp for

another thousand years oh no

what if i said

your plan works

listen

[Music]

right come on let's get this buried go

on cover him up that's it

well done i think that's sorted

hey will he be all right in there oh i

should think so maybe when he comes out

again in a thousand years he'll be a

little bit better behaved thanks to you

and who needs a genie anyway we've

got all the magic we need from hmm

what would i have wished for well

you

oh no i would have wished to be

somewhere else

bye bye everybody

[Music]

bye