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01x46 - Farm Foods!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x46 - Farm Foods!

Post by bunniefuu »

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oh hello sue good morning richard what

are you doing i'm making toffee apples

oh and you're making them very well

you see mr slater's put me in charge of

his new sweet and donut bar do you know

i think his donuts are gonna sell like

hot cakes okay let's get it

nearly finished

oh sue those toffee apples look

fantastic you're so clever i wish i knew

what i was doing i haven't got a clue

how to make donuts mind you i'm not

worried mr slater has hired two top

international chefs who are donut

experts and they're due here any minute

oh no

it's not you two is it

you're the so-called donut expert

well who are you then

you're the expert oh well who's he

he's the donut

you better come in here then come on

i hope they know what they're doing

so how exactly will he be cooking

these donuts

what

i've got to read the instructions

i thought you two were experts

you are are you come on then let's get

busy

right first of all it says you have to

make batter with a wooden spoon we're

gone then fatter

what do you think you're doing

you're battering sweep

not that kind of batter it says you have

to make batter with eggs milk and flour

first of all crack two eggs into a dish

get that sorted

two eggs into a dish

that's it

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off you go

oh very good

okay and another one

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oh very well done you're gonna need a

glass of milk next

right now according to this book

excuse me

that's not for you to drink is it smarty

patch you've got to put

you've got to put the milk in the bowl

to make the batter pour it in that's it

very good right sweet you're going to

need to mix that up so go and get a

wooden spoon so you can mix the batter

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oh that's very naughty

no sweet don't do that

stop doing that it's going everywhere

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we won't have any ingredients left at

this rate

stop it honestly

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now what have you got to say about that

stop milking it

very funny i saw all that and thanks to

you too we've got no eggs or milk left

we can't make any donuts now oh no

that's it there'll be no donuts huh if

mr slater hears about that he's going to

give me the sacks oh no what's that

you know a place we can get some

more eggs and milk really

what are we waiting for come on let's

get busy

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hello

hey

hello father cheggers hey oh hello

hey sir come on what brings you to my

farm then

hey what

oh you're wondering if i've got any

fresh eggs or milk to spare

well my chickens lay the finest eggs and

daisy my cow she delivers a cracking pot

of milk

hey look i'll tell you what sweetie you

go to the chicken bar and get yourself

some eggs and i'll go and see if daisy's

got some milk yeah

yeah it's fresh eggs from cheggers

like it very good hey do me a favor

don't forget to say hello to all the

animals whilst you're here okay good

okay see you now bye come on boys

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thank you very much daisy it's a real

churnful

lovely they'll be happy with that

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right boys let's get the eggs and then

we can get back to making the donuts

sweep when i say right drop the eggs

into the sh**t and i'll catch them in

this basket

don't worry you're expert

i've heard that before

do you understand what to do

what what do you mean what

when i say right drop the eggs into the

chute

what's the signal

when i say right right

you great nincompoop that's not right

will you stop doing that wait till i'm

ready all right

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uh i thought i was working with experts

i was working with experts

oh very funny i'll go and get the eggs

myself

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hey

there you are my little friends

some fresh milk for you

and you did remember to close all the

gates and doors behind you yeah don't

want my animals wondering about all over

the place

or you'll just do it now good dog

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come and see me anytime

bye

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please be patient everybody uh we've

made the batter and so it shouldn't be

too much longer now

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do you know how to speed things up

with magic oh i see

easy with this let's get busy

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gosh richard i'll be so pleased with us

hang on

where is richard

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oh thanks for setting me free i've got

to get back to the park i've got to make

donuts so mr slater's going to give me

the sake

[Applause]

we brought you some donuts to say thank

you for all the milk and eggs you gave

us oh thank you very much hey did you

bring any for richard ah

no says we won't bother richard

now he's up to his neck in

[Music]

donut it

no thanks

bye bye everybody

[Music]

bye