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01x49 - Keep Fit Class!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x49 - Keep Fit Class!

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here we are g*ng freshly made coco oh

hello there we're just off to bed hello

richard why are we going to bed so early

because i have to be up bright and early

seven o'clock sharp tomorrow morning sue

mr slater's put me in charge of the keep

fit class

it's very important i get a good night's

sleep so i can be up bright and early so

it's betty buys or should that be teddy

buys for you

i know where is i don't know maybe

he's gone to bed already ah maybe we'll

say goodnight to him for me sue yes one

night night richard good night sue

ah

good night sweetie

good night

night

good will you just get to bed please

[Music]

i don't know

good night everyone

[Music]

ah time for some shut eye

good night

[Music]

what are you doing here you are supposed

to be in bed

you are in bed yes i can see that you're

in my bed and you're supposed to be in

yours what are you doing

you're looking for your pet mouse oh

hang on a minute

did you say pet mouse

i didn't know you had a pet mouse well

where is he

he's gone missing he left his cage open

this afternoon and now he's escaped

[Music]

mr whiskers

don't worry he won't have escaped from

the caravan that's for sure mice are

very clever creatures he's probably

cuddled up having a sleep nice and warm

which is exactly what i'd like to be

doing so if you don't mind go on off to

bed ugh what can you stay here what in

here on my bed

you won't be any trouble i won't even

know you're here

all right

as long as you don't make any noise

[Music]

excellent well uh

good night swooty

good night everybody

[Applause]

what's going on

[Applause]

excuse me

i said excuse me

excuse me

your music is keeping me awake with that

put it away and off to bed good night

[Music]

[Music]

what's the matter why aren't you asleep

you're looking for your bone

honestly

you can't sleep without your favorite

boat

i'm sure it'll turn up

oh you can look great in the morning

you need to find it now

could be lost and afraid it's a bone

sweep

oh

i'll help you look for it

but you have to promise me that as soon

as you find it you're going straight

back to bed do you promise

good

now when did you last have it

you don't know

oh you don't know much do you sweep

we'll start in the toy box

and the minute we find this bone

it's straight back to sleep okay

[Music]

oh

what are you doing

you've got a lumpy pillow

well if you do that again you'll have a

lumpy bottom

so put your head on the pillow go on

on the pillow

and good

[Music]

night oh

sorry

what's one of sweeps dog bones doing in

the bed

it's probably dog tired

yes well that's very funny but it's very

late and i've got to be up early in the

morning so let's get rid of this dog

bone and get back to sleep good night

[Music]

now what

can you have a bedtime story a bedtime

story

just a quick one to help you nod off oh

all right then if i read you a bedtime

story you'll go straight to sleep okay

good we'll go and fetch this story then

i don't know

[Music]

cool

[Music]

oh what are we gonna do sweetie we can't

go to bed with that mouse on the loose

sweep fetch that old honey jar of

sorties

yes now

but how will we get him actually into

the jar

[Music]

have you thought of something sweet

we can use a piece of cheese

[Music]

nice loved cheese washed all right

and we've got a nice tasty piece of

cheese in the fridge

let's go get some yes

hold on sweet we'd better take this

torch

because we don't want to turn the lights

on and disturb richard he'll get very

cross if he doesn't get lots of sleep

[Music]

chapter 42 the lost caves of throng

the caves of

[Music]

now what

a glass of milk a glass of milk right

this is the last thing and then you're

definitely going to sleep all right cubs

honor

a glass of milk

[Music]

quiet

what's that noise

careful

[Music]

shh let's go

burglars

and they're stealing our food

salty

salty

we're being burgled i just

call them trying to steal cheese out of

our fridge quick arm yourself

let's catch them red-handed

[Music]

there

now all we have to do is wait we'll soon

have that mouse safe and sound

that we'll creep up on them and take

them by surprise burglars

oh no

did you hear that there's someone in the

kitchen

and he just did burglars burglars sweep

we've been burgled

don't worry we're gonna teach them

a lesson we're not gonna have anybody

stealing our food

did you hear that they're stealing our

food right sweep get ready to pounce

they're going to pounds you're right

let's pounce first you ready okay

now

[Music]

[Music]

oh

sweet sue what are you doing

you were stopping the burgers well we

were stopping the burglars they were

stealing cheese out of our fridge oh

that was just us richard what you two

[Applause]

so there weren't any burglars after all

of course not we were just coming to get

some cheese to catch the mouse in the

bedroom

mouse

shooty just a minute

ah there you are and look mr

whiskers is safe and sound well done you

too oh thank you richard now let's put

him to bed

there we go mr whiskers now maybe you

can get some sleep too

we've got to get to bed do you know i've

still got to be up really early for mr

slater's keep fit class so bedtime

you can sleep soundly sweep now you

found your bone

and sortie can sleep soundly too now

he's found mr whiskers

right off to sleep everybody

[Music]

can't wake up it's morning we've been up

all night oh my goodness i've got to get

to work i've got mr slater's keeping

class i'm richard richard yeah don't

forget to say goodbye oh yes bye bye

everybody

[Music]

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