oh hello there this is mr slater's new
space ride and it's out of this world oh
come on get yourselves on there that's
right you're tall enough and so are you
take your seats
oh hello boys
what's this oh it's the new space ride
when you're on it it really feels like
you're flying to mars in a rocket it's
brilliant
hey
can you have a go on it oh i'm sorry
city but look you're just not tall
enough
please
i'm sorry boys but mr slater would give
me the sack if i let you on i'm sorry
you're just too small so there'll be no
flying to space today
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oh hello there in case you're wondering
has decided he wants to fly to
mars so he's got his very own rocket
what's that just a few more checks and
you'll be good to launch
wow
how exciting
what's going on in here
top secret
hello can i come in please
i can only come in if i know the
password well what is the password
sausages
all right sausages
come in
anti-radiation wave meter installed
antigravitic anomalizer recalibrated uh
what are you up to oh hello
richard don't speak to sortie he's
really busy at the moment yes i can see
that and
i say
shooty
shooty city
what are you doing
you're building a space rocket so you
can fly to mars
wow can i come with you
no
or why not
don't tell me i'm too tall
all right one all smarty pants
anyway i'm a little bit worried about
you going into space by yourself i mean
it's very dangerous out there how will
you protect yourself from unfriendly
aliens
you've got a supersonic space ray g*n a
supersonic space ray g*n
well that's not going to be any good
it's just a toy in-house
[Music]
you're trapping his little head take it
away
now it's on my fingers look stand away
bone brain i'll do it myself there we
are there's your little ramp so
this is it is it you're really off
oh you be careful i'm gonna miss
you
how will i know if you've landed on mars
safely
i can contact you via the satellite link
oh that's marvellous all i need is some
headphones with a microphone attached
i'll go and fetch those then well that's
good
thank you very much well let's just put
them on there we are oh
stop doing that thank you very much
t-minus 20 seconds to blast off oh so
this is it
goodbye my brave little friend
take care salty
is there anything i can do to help sue
yes richard here's a list of the
important questions you need to our
study before we start to launch
you can talk to him once the satellite
link goes live
right t-minus 15 seconds
are you receiving me over is there
anything dangerous to report in the area
let's prepare for blastoff
i've done something dangerous in my area
ready for blast off
one
four
three
two
one
hey come on
come on wait for me
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[Applause]
[Music]
take me to your leader
it's me richard
you've just left a twit on earth called
richard i am the twit on earth called
richard and as a matter of fact you're
still on earth because your rocket
hasn't gone anywhere
the rocket seems to have malfunctioned
no launch today
[Music]
oh no sweet you've just launched the
rocket you phone brain where's it
heading to
straight for mr slater's portable toilet
quick
oh dear he looks a little flushed
oh never mind you'll just have to build
another space rocket
[Music]
is he quizzy let's get busy
will that actually fly to mars
it certainly will and what's more you'd
like us to all come with you just please
please come on what are we waiting for
[Music]
make me look like an astronaut
excuse me but i am an astronaut
more like an astronaut
hahaha very funny and you can stop
laughing soon i'm sorry richard but you
do look like a jacket potato
all right all right come on
prepare for blast off to mars
come on g*ng all into the toilet
i mean rock it
[Music]
five four three
two
one
we have
[Music]
are we nearly there yet
we've only just taken off
[Music]
according to your calculations we should
be arriving on mars very shortly
you
and in record time oh how romantic to
think the first teddy bear in space
oh
just think we're entering the mars after
school now
how exciting will guide us down captain
city
[Music]
we have touchdowns
[Music]
is it safe
it is safe but i've got to go first all
right then come on g*ng let's make
history
[Music]
this is one small step for man
oh you've just crawled on my line
i tried on your foot oh i'm sorry i'll
just think boys isn't mars such an
amazing place we are the first people to
tread on alien sand to look up at alien
sky
not now you know you're the first
to explore the final frontier oh not now
city just think we are the first to
tread on alien soil to look over alien
birds circling alien skies
that was just like a seagull
it was a seagull you don't think we've
made it to mars
oh
we've only made it as far as the beach
oh
no
oh dear
[Music]
excuse me that's not a toilet that's our
spaceship
bye bye everybody
[Music]
you
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