02x01 - Little Cousin Scampi

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oh hello there hey this is a site you

don't often see isn't it me just lazing

around like this maybe that's because it

doesn't happen very often but today is

different today I have the whole day

just stretching out ahead of me and I'm

really looking forward to a nice

peaceful empty quiet day lovely Matthew

Matthew something really exciting's just

happened it didn't last for very long

did it go on what's exciting then go on

su's got a letter well that's not very

exciting let's see it well it's from

su's Auntie is it you

kidding his cousin's coming to visit

so's C let's have a look at the

letters you're right look at this your

little cousin scampy should be with you

sometime before lunch hey this is really

exciting this is really good news isn't

it Su it isn't well of course it is I

mean your cousin's coming to say surely

that's good news

no I think he's having his on it's

always good news when relatives come to

stay isn't it

to you remember when your relatives came

yes so do I sweep there were hundreds of

them weren't there Matthew hundreds of

sweep look alikes you're right Sue I

remember it well do you remember that

day

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yes that really was a day to remember

listen s let me just get this right you

haven't got thousands of relatives have

you there isas only just one little

cousin isn't there great I can't wait to

meet little scampy again it's years

since I've seen him you know what s I

was just going to tell you that I've

actually never met him I can't wait for

him to get here I'm really dying for him

to arrive aren't you City you're not why

not wait and see I'm sure he must be

having us on come on we can't hang

around here got to make ourselves

presentable we've got an important

visitor

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arriving oh hi there still no sign of

little cousins campy such and sweet and

Su are still playing upstairs in their

bedroom oh as you were sweet m still

playing upstairs su's here hi Su I was

just saying what what was that what was

look at that over there look at that

there's a hole in that window how on

Earth could that happen look stay here

don't come any anywhere near that thing

there's glass over there stay where you

are I'll sort it out look at that oh now

could

it I know how it's happened this is

what's caused it look at that a cricket

ball uh sui does this ball belong to any

of you lot no well in that case I

wonder who it does belong to what it

probably belongs to little cousin

scampy little cousin scampy don't be

ridiculous little cousin scampy isn't

here yet what you think he probably is

really well hang on a minute hang on to

that if he's here we better welcome him

into our home I'll go to see if he's out

here scampy scampy are you there there

no there's no sign of him just a minute

whoa whoa whoa whoa there's a there's a

box out here a box it's got my name on

it as well a present it's a present I

love presents something just left me a

present fantastic Su do you want to see

to

see oh well please yourself I love

presents let's have a look in it's full

of straw actually oh it's moving it's

moving look look look

it's look who it is it's little cousin

scampy I must say it's very nice to meet

you you can see the family resemblance

can't you don't you want to say hello to

your

cousin I don't know what's got into you

suti really I don't I'm sorry SC

scampy

scampy

scampy look at that it's disappeared I'm

not surprised that he's probably upset

with what you

got look at that look at that it's

extraordinary my shoelaces got got

themselves tied together how would that

happen anyway they certainly in a not

now that's most peculiar thing how else

would a thing like that happen Su how

would what you think you know how it

happened that be is behaving in the most

extraordinary manner with what

oh what what what does this mean little

cousin scampy tied my shoelaces together

no no no no no he wouldn't do he

wouldn't do you wouldn't do a thing like

that would you scampy no you see he's

saying no he would no he wouldn't

because he's a nice little chap aren't

you cousin scampy yes see he say he

isn't what do you hang on he wants to

talk to me what do you want you have

well go and get it then go on go and get

it he's says he's got a present for you

I told you it was nice little chap

didn't oh look at that a brand new water

p*stol well scampy it's a bit far away

if you got a present for your big cousin

you better uh give it to him come on

what what do you want I being serious of

course I'm being serious why don't you

just give the present to suti come on

give it to

him well that's a s you don't see very

often you got a present for him what no

listen don't do that don't do now don't

be bad-tempered we don't very often see

you getting wet you better go and get

yourself dried off go on off you go I'll

look after little cousin campy well now

little chap would you like would you

like some breakfast good yes okay let's

see what we got we got um what about

this cereal bear bits that's what you

don't want the bare

bits uh we got to whees what about some

weat don't think he likes

Wheaties craies crack he doesn't want

the craies what about the uh all

oats

cornes it's not going down

yummies now I don't think he wants any

break what your spoon's falling on the

floor is it oh really well don't worry

because muggins here will just go and

get it won't he oh the spoons got lodged

underneath it's stuck down here I think

some's put this under here it's actually

stuck underneath the fridge it's all

right I got it I got it there we are

there is your spoon so

what you don't fancy any breakfast but

what are you going to do instead you're

going to go talk to S and sweet and

suo right well go on then off you go go

on he's certainly full of life isn't he

yes mind you I I don't think you could

actually get cross with him could you I

mean after all he's just so cute no

nobody could actually get cross with

little cousin

scampy that

little goodness me how you've grown

scampy the last time I saw you you were

only so high and aren't you like your

mommy eh well I must say it's very very

nice to see you and guess what your

auntie Sue's got for you you I've got a

little prizy a prizy for scampy now here

we are a little toy mousy Wy for you to

play

with yes you've got a pry for

us really for both of us oh you are a

good little boy I can't wait can you

sweep

no yummy yummy cream cakes my favorite

what flavor are they

scampy oh you want us to smell and try

and guess okay come on sweet smell your

cake and try to guess what flavor it is

now let me

see oh sweet come with me to the

bathroom why we're going to have a

council of

w*r and then then he lets you have it

right between the eyes oh the little

rascal suti your cousin is a real little

Scamp well what on Earth is that you got

any idea Su

sweep well don't just stand and go and

see oh is it dark oh come on sweet

blender come

on what on Earth is going on

oh it's well it's it's well and truly

stuck boys well I think we better all

call for help

help help somebody come on we I

shouldn't really have got that cross

with little cousin scampy should I it'

only just arrived he was perhaps a

little bit nervous high-spirited anyway

he's been upstairs with sutin sweet Su

for ages now I bet they're getting along

famously I bet Sue absolutely adors him

you where's that little squirt of a

miserable excuse for a kitty bear I'll

tweak his nose when I catch him what

she'll have to wait in turn cuz you're

first and you're next whoa whoa whoa

whoa well just a minute this is uh

little cousin Scamp you're talking about

is it but what's the problem I mean you

just been upstairs for the best part of

an hour I mean I've heard shouts and

screams coming from up there you must

have been playing a great game Matthew

for the past hour we've been trying to

tell you that little cousin Scamp has

nailed us into the bathroom it was just

shouting for help that you could hear

you're kidding me me in that case I'm

going to have to have a talk with little

cousin scampy go in tell him to come

down here and see me go on off you go go

on fancy that I'm going to have to sit

down here and have a severe word with

little cousin

scampy mind you I could never actually

get too cross with him because say what

he might he's so incredibly cute and

I've said it before I'll say it again I

can never ever get really cross with

little cousin

scampy what has happened here look at

this look this his Camp is doing just

you wait until I get him wait until I

get my hands around his furry little

body

I'll what was that was that skmy was

that Matthew Matthew have you got him no

no sir I don't think so mind the door

did just open and close that that could

have been him but how can I be sure that

that was

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scampy look at that that is definitely

little cousin scampy he's out there

somewhere sue you stay here s sweep you

can come with me I'll give him little

scampy come on Run come on Good Luck

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mat where is

he can you see

him can you see him

he's there after

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him for a little one it can certainly

move oh there you are look he's there

he's there as a team all together let's

get

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it you won't get away with it this time

because I ain't going

the S watch out

campy oh

oh you all right boys you all right

sweep you all right s that little

Scamp where is he can't have gone very

far

he's

overw he's there stay here boys I'll go

and

get I've got him this time come on

scampy let's be having you scampy I know

you're in there scampy open this door

right I'm got

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you wait oh that's not scamping that's a

that's a don't rabbit sorry I Disturbed

you I'm looking for

scampy

scampy

scampy

go who's a big fell then what a lovely

boy you are aren't you you want some

hay he doesn't want any hay there's a

great big horse in here and he's ever so

friendly

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oh

scampy don't be upset so I'm sure he'll

be back soon oh I do hope he's all right

Matthew I feel it was my fault

you too well look it was nobody's fault

I think we just all got over excited

that's all look I'm going to check down

at the shops again okay I'll so you

won't be cross with him when you find

him will you no of course I won't Sue he

just he just got well High spirited

that's all shh listen oh that might be

him you're right it could be him scampy

scumpy are you there SC he's not hang on

look look there's a tin tin on the

doorstep

just a minute there's a there's a

message on it as well it says with love

from

scampy I'm sorry for being so naughty a

a isn't that

nice

a yes it is but there's still no sign of

the little chap no I know so it's hang

on the chocolates are

moving there's somebody it's it's little

scampy in the chocolates scampy scampy I

are you okay well I expect he's still a

little worried that you won't forgive

him M well of course I forgive him he

said he's sorry look here on this little

note here he's been very naughty well he

has but as a matter of fact there's

somebody not very far away from here

that was much naughtier than scampy when

he was scampy size really who's that

well it was suty you were terrible suty

absolutely awful it must run in the

family poor old scampy you have been in

a lot of trouble today haven't you as a

matter of my it might be said that if

anything at all goes wrong you can blame

it on scampy and I mean anything at all

listen when you had the sort of day when

nothing goes your way blame me on

scampy when everything goes wrong and

you don't feel like going on blame it on

scampy sing Sue sing when you way down

in the dumps you've got chicken pox or

Ms blame it on scampy

well done s when you're feeling less

great cuz you're rather

overweight this is a middle bit scy is a

bear who is always being naughty he

doesn't seem to care if he ever gets

caught he's standing right there scy the

bear is his name you better believe it

you're standing right there SC bear is

his name you have been a naughty little

chap hasn't you s he has I'm show

forgive him Su yes we can we forgive him

sweet what do you think suti all right

scampy you're forgiven when you're

standing in the rain and your umbrella's

on the train blame it on

scampy and when you've only just been

told that your bath water's gone cold BL

on

scampy give us a

come on sing it now when you spend a

week in Spain and it pours it down with

rain

SC another one soon when the day seems

very long because everything's gone

wrong listen to this one sweet if you're

in a rotten mood cuz you didn't like

your food blame it

SC here

oneus if you're feeling rather peeved

cuz there's nothing on TV blame it on

scampy here a midle bit soon okay scampy

is a bear who is being naughty he

doesn't seem to care if he ever gets

caught he's standing right there scampy

the bear is his name you better believe

it standing right there scy there is his

name bye-bye everybody see you again

soon

byebye

want he doesn't seem to care if he ever

get standing right there scampy the bear

is his

name standing right there scampy the be

is his name

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