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02x15 - Moving In

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x15 - Moving In

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company

oh hello there

hey am i glad to see you

i can't get over how silly we were we

forgot to tell you that we were moving

didn't we anyway i'm jolly glad that you

managed to find us and don't worry

because we are all here sweet sue

little cousin scampi we've all moved up

here lock stock and barrel to the north

of england

and what i hear you ask are we doing

exactly well

we've got a shop actually i inherited it

from a very distant auntie welcome to

and co

this is our shop

this is our venture we're all thrilled

with it

and i expect you wondering what we sell

exactly well matthew matthew where on

earth are you yes all right so i'm here

i'm here oh and i'm not alone by the way

because uh we've got company

what oh goodness me

oh hello everybody it's so nice to see

you all isn't it

we were really worried weren't we

matthew what you mean about them not

finding a suit yes but don't worry i've

just explained that and now that they're

here

everybody's happy right well um i'm

afraid not that you what listen

isn't that somebody's

somebody's crying

it's coming from over here

it's not him

it's not him

just a minute i know who it is come on

up you come come on up up up up up up up

up

look who it is

and he's crying as well what's

what's the matter

you're feeling homesick

but city this is your home

you're sick of it

the old ones are the best ones look sue

why don't you take upstairs and

see if you can cheer him up a bit come

on the prayer you're going off you go

i'm sorry about this i mean i was going

to show you around the shop but i'm

afraid that we'll have to wait i'm going

to have to go and try and cheer up that

poor little teddy bear oh

you could come and join us if you like

come on

come

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well he's a bit upset that's all

why

we've just moved house haven't we

yes and sometimes moving to a new place

can be a little bit upsetting if you're

sensitive unsettling

you're not upset well you're not exactly

sensitive either are you

oh there there i mean here i am

looking after giving him support

what are you giving him

you could give him a lick of your bones

you great nincompoop look what you've

done now

painted hey come on you lot you're not

arguing already i oh come on stand

up oh for goodness sake cheer up as well

come on it's terrible seeing you like

this look can't you give me a little

smile

no

oh please smile city look i'd do

anything to make you smile

well yes anything i i promise

you just thought of something that will

make you smile well apparently thought

is something that will

ah no no no no no no no no i'm not doing

that with you you did promise well yes

but that was before at that

is to cheer up

well yes but um come along matthew it's

just a little reminder of the old days

something to cheer up the poor little

chap oh

just a little reminder of the old days

something to cheer up the poor little

chap

all right

go on then do it

feeling happier now

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just a little reminder of the old days

something to cheer the poor little chap

up well they won't catch me out again

oh hello there hey i was in the middle

of showing you around wasn't there well

as you can see this is my bedroom it's

wonderful isn't it lots of room lots of

space on the floor for hanging my

clothes up and things and

hey look at that

it's it's moving

i hope it's not a mouse ooh horrible

nasty things

oh

it's little cousin scampi hey i was just

telling this lot he's crying as well

what's the matter scampi what's wrong

you just heard what did to me what

the custard pie

oh bless him he's concerned

what

oh he's not concerned he's jealous well

listen you are not going to push a pie

in my face that's for sure

i'll let do it

well yes but you see that was because

was feeling upset

don't tell me you're upset as well

well no way young man are you pushing a

pie into my eye

not even a little one

not even a tiny one what

can you squirt me in the face

no you cannot you must be joking

how do you like that he wants to squirt

me with this water p*stol this is all

because was feeling a little bit

homesick well he can forget it the

little squirt

god talking a little squirts oh dear

evie that is a tiny waterproof look at

the size of that pathetic isn't it look

i tell you what scampi because i am

feeling so big-hearted and because i

would hate for you to feel homesick you

can do it go on come on young man

give it all you got come on

why do i have to open my big

well as you can see we have moved but

certain things remain exactly the same

they are naughty that lot aren't they

mind you i can never say mad with them

for long oh i was in the middle of

showing you around wasn't i well as you

can see this is a little kitchen area

not very large but big enough for us and

this

is the lounge

over here this is the dining area and

over this side of the room come on over

here this is the desk and this is where

i get to do most of my paperwork you are

matthew oh hi sue what is it well look

we found something what is it um oh it's

it's an old fountain pen actually sue oh

what like a biro oh no no no these pens

you had to fill them full of real ink

actually it could be a real pain you

know because they were very messy and

the ink used to get absolutely

everywhere can study have a look well

yes all right hold on to it but

listen be very very careful with it

because there may still be some uh

there may still be something look at me

look at me just look at me he didn't do

anything matthew he just squeezed it a

little bit that's all he wants to be

very very careful i don't squeeze him a

little bit oh stop being such a grumpy

trouser what come on you haven't shown

them the best bit yet what's that

of course the shop the shop come here

this is what is known as the sharp end

of the stick because this is the shop

have a look around now as you can see we

sell just about anything and everything

and that is the beauty of a shop like

this we sell just about anything

oh hello city

oh yes and we buy almost anything as

well what have we sold so far matthew uh

so far nothing so actually and uh what

have we bought so far so far um

nothing actually what

really

apparently has bought some stock

in for the shop that's brilliant listen

sir

there were fantastic value well that's

what i like to hear exactly what is it

oh hi sweet hi sweet what

there's been a delivery a delivery is

this what you've bought footy really are

they in the yard sweep

well come on action stations don't bring

them in go on hey this is very exciting

our very first delivery oh look at that

tell you what city whatever it is you

ordered you certainly seem to have got

plenty of them footy come back here what

is it exactly you're a bit busy uh

wow fancy ordering stocking for a shop

like this it's very clever you know i'm

very very impressed and i can't wait to

see what's inside the boxes it's

obviously something very light maybe

it's gloves or socks or something like

that uh saudi come here listen what what

is it exactly that you've um you're

still busy

sweep how many boxfuls are there

plenty more where these came from

goodness me i think i better just check

have a look see what he has bought make

sure he hasn't bought anything that we

can't sell just have a quick look inside

oh no look at look at that completely

empty i'm gonna have to have a word with

the suppliers about this let's have a

look

no look this one's empty as well

and this one

they're all completely up we've been

done come up here come up

listen listen

i want you to stay nice and calm but

something very serious has happened what

do i mean

well stay calm

how many did you order of whatever it

was that you did order

two thousand

two thousand

oh no city they've all gone missing uh

what did you actually order

boxes

boxes

you ordered 2 000 empty boxes

you cannot be serious man what is all

the fuzz about matthew i'll tell you

what the fuss is about this this this

this teddy bear has just ordered 2 000

empty boxes

we are now the proud owners of 2000

cardboard boxes

that's not strictly true what do you

mean well um well well what sue well the

man on the van said that he had a few

extra that we could have cheap so we um

so

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they're out here in the yard come on

sweep another thousand come back here

what are we going to do with 3 000

cardboard boxes all of which are

completely empty

you think of something well right now

i'm busy thinking of something that i

could do with you

that's the telephone that is what is

known as being saved by the bell young

man where's the photos here

yes yes hello yes this is cookie and

coke yep

oh

the showroom what the transport

it's ready now

yes

pretty snazzy

okay we'll be down directly

right oh listen listen are you there yes

listen do you take empty cardboard boxes

in payment

look well you can get scampi down here

to look after the shop whilst we go to

the showroom and get the transport go on

off you go

actually we've been waiting for that

phone call for quite a long time because

you can't run a shop like this without

transport to deliver things and collect

things actually wait till you see what

they've got it's brilliant oh and the

man in the shop said that i got

something pretty snazzy as well

so i better get myself cleaned off then

i'll go for the transport

3 000 cardboard boxes all of which are

empty

either

manchester is one of the only cities in

britain to have real working trams

so this was the way sweep and sue

decided to travel

luckily sue has grown up enough and has

my permission to be in charge of the

three of them here she is getting a

ticket from the ticket machine

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they're having a great time

c

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hey whoa whoa wait wait a minute

how do you like that they've gone and

left without me

i'm having a great time this is really

wonderful

still never mind because this will be my

last journey by foot remember what the

man from the garage said something a bit

snazzy for me

anyway it's a very nice day for a jog so

uh excuse me

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open it up open the door

open to open the door

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oh thank you very much mr lamont i've

got them boys i've got the keys to the

new vehicle

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it's all right it's all right

i think i'm going to shake him off

actually this is the place where we are

due to pick up the new shop transport

and i think i've actually managed to

beat that lot to it

so

should you enjoy your stroll

you're here of course we're here we've

been here for ages sodium sweep are just

bringing the vehicle

what now here yes what where look whoa

look at this

look

hey

this is

look

look

this is

brilliant

it's fantastic

it's amazing

it's wicked

fantabulous

sue you better get on your way um

whereabouts is

my transport

your transports are behind the blue one

matthew

have a nice journey bye bye bye

climb aboard too okay

right

take it away boys

bye

better go check out my vehicle now

behind the blue one

look at this the one behind the blue one

it's a beauty

look at this

matt's machine

who'd ride an old clock like this

no quite like you

i hope your van

breaks down

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but of course their van didn't break

down because it was brand spanking new

and it went like a dream

my transport in the other hand was as

old as the hills

and it went like a nightmare

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oh

you're back already oh you're sitting

back for ages matthew your dinner's in

the oven just needs heating

the campervan's terrific

thank you for telling me that sweep it's

really made my day has that yes and

there's some more news matthew um it's

about scampi what well don't don't tell

me don't tell my i couldn't bear it

it's bound to be disaster no it isn't at

all whilst we were out scampi made a

sale yeah

what note

i've sold a very large item for 20

pounds i've put all the boxes somewhere

useful love scampi

so

well well well where is the little chap

hiding riding no no riding he meant he's

riding his bike why don't you sit down

have your tea matthew no no no sir

ashley i'm pooped i'm gonna have an

early night oh do you know something

running a shop is harder work than you

would believe and actually i could hear

a nice comfortable bed just calling to

me so i'll bid you night night

i sold a very large item for 20 pounds

what on earth can you sold for 20 pounds

oh dear we know what he sold don't we

boy

do you know i still can't work out what

he sold to get 20 pounds

and another thing what did he do with 3

000 empty cardboard boxes still

life is full of little mysteries so i

shall bid you night night everybody

night night

the box is it

he sold my bed bye bye everybody

bye bye he stole my bed

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