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02x22 - Sherlock Sooty Rides Again

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x22 - Sherlock Sooty Rides Again

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hey numbers 12t for now I'll have to

start all over again

hi you - what do you got - all right all

right sue sue so I'm sure that sweep is

trying to help in his own special way Oh

a nicety

yeah good idea so he says that he'll

count the money and that way there will

be no arguing good idea

let's pass it up here you know I've got

a feeling that any second now we're

gonna get an exact up the minute total

down to the last penny go on this

subject count the money go on got it

good right let's have the exact

up-to-the-minute total down to the last

penny how much is it not enough what do

you mean what's the minute

some of the money's missing oh no no no

no I don't think so city I mean it after

all this money's being kept in that

great big old piggy bank I mean it's

impossible to get into that thing really

unless you've got a hammer you see

unless you could oh no no sweet you

didn't you didn't you didn't you did

what did you want to go and do a thing

like that for sweet what did you get the

money out so you could count it I

should've guessed really shouldn't I not

- yeah all right so we listen I can't

stay around here helping you though

because I gotta go to a sale in Bristol

just put that down let me go to a sale

and then put the Train

that's the ham just like to see that set

I'm sorry so do you play would you put

that thing down

oh are you right yeah yeah you missed me

I hope you don't mind I came in the back

way your door wasn't locked

yes exactly we're going to get that lock

fixed The Doors not working properly

exactly sir oh no no no which is not a

complete stranger look strange to you

well he does not look strange to me well

apart from the sorry do you not had a

bit of trouble with my hair this morning

I think I must have slept funny thank

you that's enough thank you sweep so

this is Richard and he's gonna come and

work in the shop for me hello good right

well I've got to be on my way okay and

so Richard is in charge I want you not

to behave and sweeping start by putting

that hammer down now finished yeah well

I don't think I quite had all the bits

anyway zoom how's your holiday fund

money going has only been taken no oh

dear yes I'm afraid that if we want a

good holiday this year we're going to

have to earn some money it could be

right there soon hmm oh well suppose we

better put this money back in the piggy

bank any what's this looks like a

foreign coin yep it's French you know

this must be quite old because it's got

napoleon's head on it no not his actual

head because you wouldn't get a thing

like a person's actual head on a small

thing like a coin I'll prove it

look see something what on earth are you

doing dusting for prints

[Applause]

purring Fabrice oh you meant to be

anyway Sherlock City and dr. Watson oh

right

the famous detectives I should have

realized that of course from your

clothes what are you doing there you're

a sniffer dog as well hmm lovely and

you're investigating the stolen money I

suppose so I better come quietly I'm not

gonna come quietly I haven't taken any

money yeah stop doing that

and in fact nobody has taken any money

and you can check with Sue if you don't

believe me Hey

oh you do believe me because I've got an

honest face and silly hair I'm not God

silly hair I told you I just must have

slept funny that's all anyway listen sue

tells me that this is all the money

you've got for your holiday so if you

want to get some more you're going to

have to earn some yes oh oh I'm just had

a brainwave no it's not what made my

hair go funny look we just leave my hair

out of this I was just thinking that if

you two are so keen to earn money and be

detectives why don't you set up your own

detective agency now that way you could

charge people money for solving their

crimes it could be because everybody

needs a well they've gone was that

something I said

Sherlock City crime Souls while you wait

that's my new friend Liana she's helping

out in the shop - she's great

Oh Liana i soup hello what's this all

about

oh it's sati and sweets latest

money-making scheme they've started a

detective agency but I don't think it's

going too well why how many customers

have they had so far

none howdy boss thirteen sweet of course

what they really need is a big crime to

solve then they'll become really famous

detectives and everybody will want to

hire them yes good idea and I think I

know how they can do it okay I've got a

feeling that I've started something me

and my big mouth the other had given me

a good idea and all I had to do was

fight thirteen and sweet hey I had a

great idea to really put your Detective

Agency on the map boys a really big

crime and make yourself famous that way

you'll get loads of work yeah I know

there aren't any crimes to solve city

that's why we'll have to invent one

well the first thing we need is somebody

to commit the crime and I think I know

somebody who is just right for the job

so do you understand the planets

ah here all right I'll explain it one

more time now listen carefully we need

you to pretend to steal something so

thats audience we can get it back become

famous detectives and make lots of money

now do you understand good but remember

you don't actually have to steal

anything just hide something and so do

you'll find it

a snappy might better to try and hide

something small thank you

oh come again yeah mmm 15 P not bad eh

for the mornings work and so far no

disasters you know I think Matthew is

going to be very pleased he's left me in

charge of the shop I think I deserve

five minutes to the newspaper now right

see what's on telly tonight it's all set

up

scoop he's going to commit his crime

very soon I mean what are you boys doing

exactly solving a mystery mystery which

is wait

I'm sure he's wearing a wig I see and

how you going to find out don't tell me

you're going to try to fish it off his

head

look at this a 14-pound trout's being

caught in the river oh well can I can

never see the point of fishing myself

working fishing lines of fish there

aren't any fish down there now Richard

an official in his head that fishing I

might go after it but as it is I don't

think that's a very good idea sorry

hello City & Co huh Matthew no no no

everything's fine fine Mike what's night

he sells going on off with any thoughts

you won't be back until tomorrow

oh no I'm sure I can cope I hope yeah

yeah I can do that I tell you what I'll

make a list then I won't forget anything

okay Matthew far away oh but if we can't

leave one no part - thank you very much

okay right what taught me to do yeah you

want all those tins moving out in the

back yard yep and they're the ones in

the bedroom are they yes I can do that -

and where are those tools oh yes yes I

know the ones you mean sort those out

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just tell him I said hi and I'm popping

the stuff around to the charity shop

like he asked me to all right oh I

should do very well selling that much

shouldn't they Matthew lianas is high

and she's just off to the charity shop

Yeah right

all right yes um he says you can have

those old encyclopedias there on the

stairs okay okay yeah it's all written

down I'll do that don't worry I'll see

you tomorrow

find out he's given all this lot to

charity

brilliant where did that come from you

know I've heard of it raining cats and

dogs but never fish right what's this

hole doing in the ceiling pretty much

like a hole in the ceiling from here

yeah well either way sue it's very

dangerous

somebody might fall down it I'm just

trying to be efficient after all I am in

charge you know well almost

but what I do know is if you thought I'd

found a hole that wasn't there he'd

expect me to look into it

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now calm down but you can tell us what

happened well it's more notepad with all

my instructions on from Matthew well I

had it and then it was oh no no I

shouldn't think it's been stolen never

fear shucks Artie's here oh this is

serious

you'll find your notepad and the villain

took it ah ha did I tell you you've

called the villain and what about the

reward

hey what do you want well he says he

didn't do it he did oh he says he didn't

does that's how we know he did it

because he says he didn't so I think we

need to be absolutely certain before we

start accusing people what do you think

Sherlock hey that's a good idea Sherlock

said he thinks we should have a police

lineup

Oh police lineups week that's where they

put the body in this case scampi you're

not fooling anybody Stampede is where

they put the body and some other people

in a line well let's do it

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now what do we do what are you all doing

there's nobody in the shop oh yeah I'm

sorry it's just that my notepad stolen

well possibly stolen it's just that this

is meant to be a police lineup he's not

very fair everybody in a police lineup

should look like each other

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now what I think we should discuss the

reward yes hang on no one's gonna get a

reward until I get my notepad back until

cops what

oh please language it means lock him up

until he confesses I saw it in a film it

must have been a very odd film right

boys

sticky Ming joke well what's my point

about there's no pad anyway Richard was

just there's this whole list of things

on it that Matthew wants them to get

done before he gets back tomorrow I'm

completely scuppered I could lose my job

and I've hardly started now I shouldn't

think Matthew mind that much anyway it's

got to be around here somewhere I'll

help you look for and then we can all do

the jobs together Paul thank you you're

a lifesaver it's nothing well no but I

think I paid him sneeze a couple of

times ten o'clock hi this chair does not

make a good bed but I agreed to stop

over and outwit you look after city and

the others I think he finds them a bit

of a handful get it handful I don't

think I'll ever get to sleep maybe a

drink of milk will help I'll have to try

not to disturb the others we turned the

place upside down but we couldn't find

Richards no pad it's a mystery

there's a light on in the shop strange

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what are you doing in there

I suppose the others have put you behind

bars until you confess to taking

Richards notepad well at least the bars

of chocolate bars you could have eaten

your way out

Oh looks like you tried now I suppose

you feel so sick that you can't move

well if it's any consolation I don't

believe you took that notepad the

question is who did and what have they

done with it now what's that Mike I owe

you can't can you sorry

somebody's push something through the

door look I wonder what it is it's rich

it's no pad but how look scampi there's

a note with it I thought this might be

important

signed mrs. K Wells Brie who's mrs. K

Wells be know she's the lady from the

charity shop and I've just realized who

stole Richards note pad we've got you

surrounded

don't move and put your hands up how how

what how can I put my hands up without

moving lianna yeah

yes I'm phone I'm sorry but nobody's

getting bones bonus or a reward or not

because nobody's done anything wrong

scamp he's confessed

no he hasn't even if I tickle him with a

feather I think he's been tortured

enough by trying to eat his way out of

jail it's my fault you know pad went

missing it got mixed up with the charity

shop stuff but they've sent it back oh

thank you thank you Oh No

what's the matter now oh look at all

these things I'll never get them done

before Matthew just back no you won't

know but we will come on everybody

no but you can have chocolate

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

[Music]

Oh morning well we got all the jobs done

but as you see it's morning everybody

out back thanks well is Richard run oh

he's around here somewhere good and what

about the others

have they been behaving themselves good

as gold

you'd hardly know they were here British

excuse me I'm gonna say it all sounds

almost too good to be true I must go

away more often

bye-bye everybody

bye-bye

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