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02x29 - Sooty's Garage

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x29 - Sooty's Garage

Post by bunniefuu »

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oh hello there nice to see you I'm just

admiring su's garage it really is a

beauty isn't it just look at these

beautiful cars in the showroom and all

these lovely fows on the front

you know I think we ought to get Su in

and tell him how much we like it don't

you all right then

su su oh here he comes hello Sy it's

very nice to see you I say we've just

been admiring your garage it really is

super uh suti what sort of petul are you

selling suo I might have known and tell

me S does everything

work well I was only asking I don't know

you give me a demonstration oh that will

be nice I'd like to see something

working wouldn't you all right then are

you going to fill this with petol jolly

good come on S then let's get the cap

off that's

fine you want me to hold this a minute I

tell

then so

stopid yes it works all right put it

back

get me a cloth to dry my

face oh really you and your

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demonstrations anyway put your can away

now and I've seen enough demonstrations

thank you take your rag as well I'm

going

home you show us the horse pipe look S I

don't want to see the whole SP thank

you well all right but it's going to

point this way

better watch out you're going to get it

this time go on turn it on

then sty stop

it put your hor bite back again and get

me that

rag oh I don't know why I ever came here

in the first place I might have known a

bit

trouble anyway I'm going home now I've

had enough of your

demonstrations what repairs to my car

no I don't want any P to my car it's

perfectly all right thank you anyway do

it want a rebore it doesn't want a

rebore anyway I'm going home s and it

doesn't want any tires either so I'll

see you later oh s I've just remembered

something there is a little job you can

do for me uh my petrol

lighter now come on it's a nice little

job for you is this and it's a beautiful

lighter too it's homemade

you can see that now don't be cheeky put

it in your Vice actually there's nothing

much wrong with it Sy it just wants I

think it just wants filling with petrol

really you pop it in there now if you

take out the cap there at the top and

fill it with petrol I think it'd be all

right so you carry on with it wait a

minute what's all this grease on my face

that rag of

yours well I shall have to go get washed

now so you carry on with that now be

back in 2 minutes now go on

hello Su got it fixed jolly good well

take it out then let me try it see

it well that's worse than it was before

there isn't even a spark now

what's he been doing to it anyway you

can just Jolly well make it right now

put it back in the device and mend it

really it's no use doing that Su it's

not doing a bit of

good now look what you've

done no no no don't screw that out

please

Su

oh

soty oh gosh no no don't don't take the

wick out

oh there's going to be nothing left if

you carry

on please

suy

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oh why didn't I put cotton wool in well

I haven't got any cotton wool and in any

case it's nothing at all to do with

you oh syy look it's a

customer what all

sweet it's nice to see you sweet sweet

sure it's very nice to see you sweet

what do you want

s what 10 gallons oh you better fill him

up then just dive forward a b sweet

that's it and so he can get his pip in

that's lovely right switch it on

S jolly good I want a nice motor horn no

I don't want a nice motor horn

s oh sweet he is awful you know he's

been trying to selling me all sorts of

things new tires and batteries and rebs

and everything anyway I do like your

nice little car it's beautiful how did

you go with your driving test all right

jolly good you know all your road

signals that's wonderful what do you do

when you're turning left

sweet oh did you see that that's jelly

could do it again oh that's wonderful

sweet and what about when you're slowing

down isn't that good yes that's

suy come and turn the petel off quick

suy oh T it

off why do you go and leave it you

should stay with the pum once you get it

going oh really you are a shocking

garage man put the H back for sweep it's

all right sweep if I were you a sweep I

should go before you get drowned and

start it up and drive on that's it

bye-bye sweep

bye-bye

bye-bye now look you what about my

lighter I've waited long enough no I

don't want a motor horn Sy come

here oh

suty they're very very nice but look I

don't want any motor

horns you can play a nice tune on

them well go on and let's hear your tune

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that was that was jelly

good that was very nice but look I don't

want to buy a motor hor now what are you

going to do about my lighter you've got

to do something you know you don't

think box of

matches oh

no all right then I take a box of

matches goodbye what's the

matter

what theair St light is 7

and6 oh

soty all right then here's your seven

six pensy P of lighting I haven't even

got one there you are now

goodbye J for the

matches

oh there's your DS for the matches now

goodbye bye-bye

everyone bye-bye