02x30 - The Big Day Out

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Hey hey hey, we're on our way to an izzy wizzy holiday.

h* h* h* yes here we go on a rizzy wizzy holiday.

We'll have the best time ever ever with Sooty, Sweep, and Soo all the gangs together

and you're coming with us too Yahoo So shout hooray, we're on our way

to an izzy wizzy holiday h* h* h* yes here we go on a rizzy wizzy holiday.

We gonna play on the beach and swim in the sea ride on the roundabouts oh what fun it will be.

So shout hooray, we're on our way to an izzy wizzy holiday

So shout hooray we're on our way to an izzy wizzy, bright and fizzy,

izzy wizzy let's get busy izzy wizzy holiday.

Hey Sooty, hello Hello everybody.

oh hello everybody. so glad you found us, because Sooty, Sweep and soo 'n' myself off on a holiday it's gonna be brilliant in fact

tonight there's a special talent competition we're all gonna enter so he's gonna do some magic and I'm gonna have a chance to show off my amazing singing skills.

oh well it's a good job I packed my earplugs then. I'm going to enter too. I've been practicing my new dance.

I can't wait. you're gonna make everybody laugh.

Oh Sweep oh.

haha oh that serves you right doesn't it Sweep. Anyway, come on you lot. It's time we were on our way.

Hey oh what's this oh the van. Oh what's happening oh dear. Looks like Richard put kangaroo juice in the fuel tank.

oh no it looks like we've broken down. but it's not funny, Sweep.

What's the matter Sweep Sooty just honked you on the nose How did you do that, Sooty?

Stop that stop that

Don't do that! Haha, hold your noses everybody, Richard has just honked.

Alright, alright look that's enough. Anyway, why aren't we moving? Well just take a look. Oh no

oh I don't think our van's very well Richard Oh, I think the engine must have run out of oil, soo

Do you know i'm sure I filled it up before we set off this morning. oh now we're in trouble. What Sooty

Call for roadside assistance. Ah that's a good idea. Oh thanks very much. Right then let's give them a whirl.

Hello is that roadside assistance? Hello, oh yes. Yes, it's a breakdown, yes yeah. Yeah, Straight away, if you will.

Thank you, thank you Shouldn't be too long.

What do you mean you're here? Oh no it's you is it

Well I hope you know what you're doing What seems to be the problem, sir

Well you know what the problem is you were just in the... What's this? Ay Sign here for a lifetime membership

How much is this gonna cost me? Six bars of chocolate in a packet of crisps I don't know.

Go on then, right. What's the problem sir

Well I think it's the engine I think it's run out of oil. What do you want?

Where's the engine It's under the bonnet What?

Where's the bonnet Follow me and I'll go and lift the bonnet up, come on

Right, just open the bonnet up. It's always very important to remember,

never to trap your fingers right, now let's see.

Aughhh, get off you Mind what you're doing boys,

you're knocked me right on the bonce. What do you want Sooty? Always be careful to watch that bonnets

don't hit you on the head. Well thank you very much for that word of advice, Sooty. Well come on then, have you got the oil?

What I think you need to do is to squirt the oil in about

Don't squirt me with it.

Don't squirt Sweep with it oh look at him now come on give me the oil can. Oh I don't know

What did you do that for? Cos Sooty squirted you with the oil. Come on let's just crack on with it

let's put... Hang on a minute Oh no, I don't think there's any oil left.

what's that Sooty? You think you must have used it all up. oh, this is brilliant.

Now what are we gonna do

Hey I'm all clean

The van. Whatta we do Sooty did it, but

The magic wand Oh, good thinking Sooty. Come on boys, we better get a move on,

we don't miss the talent show Yep, come on I'll get back behind the wheel and it's wagons roll

haha haha See you there.

This is it. This is where the Who's Got Talent competition is gonna be held. Look, here tonight

big prizes to be won. Do you know I've got a feeling that one of those prizes is coming my way

Gosh, doesn't it look exciting there's a massive funfair here.

oh yes, I can't wait to go on the roller coasters can you Sweep?

I can't wait to go to the sausage van, oh bone brain. You what, Sooty?

You can't wait to go to the drinks machine, huh Why's that? Because you're dying of thirst.

Oh, Sooty. Alright alright come on, stop doing that you daft bear got some pop in the bag

Sooty, will you stop doing that. Stand up nicely go on Oh here he goes again.

Should get an Oscar for this performance shouldn't he really. Come on up you get. Let's have a look what I've got Look, I've got pop in here look

a can of pop for Soo and a can of pop somewhere for me.

Hang on a minute, there's not one for you Sooty, and all that's inside my bag is dog biscuits.

Who's been in here then. Ah, thank you very much Sweep

We'll have that back if you don't mind. All the pop goes in the bag, thank you Do you know what, I am feeling a bit thirsty myself,

come on then, let's open it up and we can all share it out.

Well at least you won't be thirsty anymore, Richard Yeah but there's not gonna be enough for Sooty to drink now, hang on a minute.

Where is Sooty? Sopty, where's he gone to Sooty, Sooty

Sppty, where are you? Where are you? Where are you?

Sooty Sooty Sooty where are you?

Hello, hello, ready steady go. It's time to move it on. Yeah, yeah, yeah

But where's our superstar, he can't be far, that's why we're gonna sing this song.

Sooty, Sooty Sooty, where are you? everybody say it with me.

Sooty, Sooty Sooty, where are you? Shout if you know where you could be.

Where, where, where's that little bear? He's got me in an izzy wizzy tiz. (Come on, come on)

Gotta find a little fella, he's a No. 1 seller and his show is what we ain't gonna miss.

Sooty, Sooty, Sooty, where are you? Everybody say it with me.

Sooty, Sooty, Sooty, where are you? shout if you know where you could be.

Now he's got me racing, yes this little bear we're chasing, and we're not gonna let him get away (No, no, no)

Is he lost or is he hiding, well there's no time for deciding, so there's only one more thing we can say.

Sooty, Sooty, Sooty, where are you? Everybody say it with me.

Sooty, Sooty, Sooty, where are you? Shout if you know where it could be.

Move it up, shake it down, he's got me running all around. We've got to look all over the place.

Move it up, shake it down, this little bear just must be found. We've got to win this crazy Sooty race.

So, Sooty, Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty Come out here and face

Sooty, Sooty! Sooty.

Sooty, Sooty Sooty, are you there? Oh, It's no use Soo, I can't find him anywhere.

Maybe he's gone to the sausage van. oh I see, hang on a minute, come back here you you're not going to the sausage van yet

I don't lose you as well. oh Richard, look. There's a security man over there. Why don't we go and ask him.

That's a very good idea, Soo Come on then. Okay

Thank you. It's all right. Have a nice day.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello

Pardon. Oh, it's alright Sweep, i'll ask him. We're looking for our friend Sooty.

He's wandered off somewhere in this park. What does he look like? Well he's about this big. He's yellow and he's got black ears.

You having a laugh sunshine No, no I was just wondering if you see him could you just (burp)

I beg your pardon. That wasn't me was it No, I'm just saying if you see him could you um (burp)

Now listen here Laddie, it's rude to go burping in the face of Bob. Bob?

That's me, Bob Well I wasn't burping, was I? I was just saying that if you could (burp)

Hang about, that burping is coming from your bag. What! Really! Where?

We'll get to the bottom of this.

Sooty! There you are in Richard's bag. What's going on here.

Sooty, have you been in my bag all this time Very funny smarty pants

Anyway at least we found you because now we can

uh oh um you know what I think we should all just um wander over this way a minute.

Oi! Run!

oh dear you really shouldn't have squirted that security guard Sooty.

You just thought he looked thirsty oh well in that case I think he was very ungrateful. Yes Sweep

Can we go on the roller coaster now, yeah that sounds like fun.

You know what. I'll race you there. Ready, teddy, go.

Well that was easy. Right then boys, hold on to your hats

You haven't got a hat No Sweep I meant, oh never mind.

You fancy an ice cream but we can't get one now Sooty, the roller coaster is about to start.

You only be two seconds. Oh, well sooty's getting an ice cream, then so am I

oh hey I don't think that security guard likes us very much do you

Never mind ay. Have you seen Sooty, Sweep, and Soo anywhere? Sooty, Sweep, Soo

Oh never mind Haha there they are, on the roller coaster.

Oh, they could have waited for me, uh never mind I'll catch it next time it comes around. You know what

I think I'll get a little bit of peace and quiet and um do me puzzles. Ah, this is the life.

Bliss.

Ahhh Wow, that was amazing wasn't it boys

Oh shame about our ice creams though What's that Sooty You don't even know where yours went

No it is a bit of a mystery No it's not a mystery I'll tell you where they went

Right on my head That's where they went and it's not funny Stop it hey

How would you like if i put ice cream on your head You think it was really cool

Oh dear. All this laughing is giving me quite an appetite

Maybe, maybe, we should go to the donut kiosk then Sooty What a brilliant idea

Come on. See you later Yeah, goodbye Right let's get myself cleaned up

and get rid of all of this lot

oh, hello Mister Security Guard That was a big seagull.

There's loads of big birds around here.

Nay it' no good I've not got enough hands to cook all them doughnuts I'm sorry my loves

could you all come back in 10 minutes

Maureen Glinton you may as well pack up and go home

Oh, hello you three I suppose you'll be wanting some of Mo's top quality donuts.

Well I'm very sorry, but you'll have to wait

Do i sell chips? Ne lad I don't sell chips but, there's a really good little cafe over there that does.

oh Sweep, you said you wanted a donut. You've changed your mind

Oh, I didn't know you had one. What's that You want chips too, Sooty Right. You boys wait here

I'll go and buy the chips and you can get the donuts Deal? High five.

What's that Sooty? You and Sweep could help me make the donuts

Oh, well come on around here then and I'll show you how it works come along well Well, my flabber is gasted

How kind is that Come on up you two come on there now

Now first thing you have to do is to make batter with that there spoon

That's it. So, batter Ney, ney, ney. What are you doing Sooty?

You're battering Sweep. Ney, that's not right Ney

Stop that Sweep I didn't mean batter each other you daft apeth I meant make the batter mixture

with eggs and flour Right, now, the first thing you have to do

is to break eggs into dish You can do that. Are you sure Sweep?

Ney, ney you got to be careful with the eggs, break them in gently Let's get that out the way

That's right Sooty. There we are. Into dish.

Good boy that's very clever That's champion that is and another one come along

There's a good boy that's right now Do you think you could put the milk in there that's it

Champion, now Sweep, that's it Let's take that out If you get that there spoon

We can get mixing and perhaps I'll be back in business You never know

Ney Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh ney, oh no look me beautiful donut mixtures everywhere Sweep

keep still for goodness sake. Excuse me Can I have a can of pop please? Of course you can

I'll just get you one flower. Thank you Hey Sooty, not that sort of flour, ney, ney, ney

no no no, just look at mess Stop it Sooty, oh

oh by heck, just look at all this mess I'll never be able to clear all this up

and I've got to make some donuts quick else I'll be out of business

The magic wand oh what a clever little bear you are Oh we need to say the magic spell

well that's a fair bargin our Sooty all together now you too. Izzy wizzy, let's get busy

What a Bobby dazzler I've never seen so many donuts or should that be more nuts

I think you're back in business Maureen Come and get him lovies come on.

There now. oh well how many would you like?

ha ha

Welcome to the Ghost Train. Muahahahahahaha

Ghost I'm afraid of ghosts Ahh!

Are you, are you a ghost? Now you keep away from me

No ghost messes with Bob the security guard

Ahhh! Ah ah ah, excuse me, ah ah ah

Mwahahahaha Ha ha oh, Well done Sweep, that was brilliant

You only offered him a donut Yeah but look at you You're covered in flour you nincompoop. He must have thought you were a ghost

anyway, guess what I was in the ghost train and one of the skeletons gave me a present I thought you might like it

Taada A bone, there you go. Helloooo Oh hello. Hello, oh

well no prizes for guessing where you two have been well we just thought we'd grab a light snack didn't we Sooty

some light snack that looks like What? can we go on the rides now

well I think so I mean after all that security guard won't be bothering us for some time, look

Hahahaha well come on then what are we waiting for let's go, come on

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Clap clap clap your hands in the air Let's have fun with our favourite bear

Clap clap clap your hands in the air and let's have fun with Sooty

Do do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do do

Clap clap clap your hands in the air Fun and laughter anywhere

clap clap clap your hands in the air and let's have fun with Sooty

Do do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do do

That little yella fella has got us in a tiz it really doesn't matter where he is

Where he is, so Clap clap clap your hands in the air We love that naughty yellow bear

Clap clap clap your hands in the air and let's have fun with Sooty

Let's have fun with Sooty

Sweep, Sweep where are you? Sweep Are you alright? Oh no I can't see him anywhere, Richard

Oh don't worry Soo We'll find him He must be around here somewhere. Sweep

What do you want Sooty? You think can hear him Yeah really listen

You're right, we can hear him Look look he's over there, look

Oi, mind out Is he alright? Sweep, just look at you. Sweep, are you alright?

How did you end up all the way out here? You must have bounced too hard

Yeah I think you did didn't you Anyway I have good news for you Look what I've got here Tada

Oh, they look like buckets Yes Soo, these are buckets but not any old buckets oh no these are for building sandcastle

I love building sandcastles you know when I was a little boy there was nothing I couldn't make out of sand I used to amaze myself

What a big head What do you want Sooty? Prove it. Yes What right now well well I don't think we have to go into that do we

Come on Mr Expert We'd love to see what you can do. Hmm. Yeah?

A competition? You lot could beat me easy peasy lemon squeezy Oh well, I don't know about that

How come? Well you long got tiny paws You can never lift all that sand for a start Rubbish

What's that? You'll take me on. Yes All right then, have it your way

There's your bucket and spade, Sweep Sooty, there's yours and Soo you can have this one but I hope you're not sore losers

Hurray, come on boys Let's get building What a beautiful day

What a beautiful day for winning a sandcastle building competition

Oh come on, Richard Don't be such an old grumpy trousers You've still got the talent show to look forward to

Soo, why is it always me that gets squirted in the face What do you want Sooty?

You'll set up the deck chair for me to say sorry oh oh that's very kind isn't it

such service oh I'm very impressed

haha oh perfect huh now I can finally get some peace and quiet for a change

oh did you hear that Sooty? Richard said he wants it to change No I didn't say that

Sorry, no not like that haha

Sooty, stop this is not funny now

No Sooty no goob

Ah, ah, thank you, cor, at last. Doh!

I give up oh Oh oh. Hehehehe

Richard. Yeah I can't wait for the talent competition tonight and I hope there's a mini fridge in my dressing room

cause it's very important for us pandas to stay hydrated Don't worry, Soo I'm sure there'll be a mini

fridge in your dressing room Oh good so um what exactly will you be doing for the talent contest?

ah hahaha you'll see Now that is very difficult to me after all I've got so many talents.

Oh you keep them well hidden Yes, you see I could do weightlifting or a little dance

or maybe I could impress the judges by showing them my amazing skills of self awareness

Now where did that come from? Oh hello Sweep Can you have your ball back

Oi, there's your ball but go and play over there be more careful you nearly bopped me in the chops

It's alright, go on hop it, go on You were saying Richard

Was I, oh yes My amazing skills of self awareness Yeah well maybe maybe I could show the judges some of my magic tricks

oh no that sounds like a super idea Yeah it does, doesn't it Maybe I could saw somebody in half

or pull hankies through my sleeve Do you know what would be really good? What? I can make something appear out of thin air

How about that? Gosh, Richard, that was brilliant

That wasn't me Soo. But I think I know who it was

Can you have your ball back please Alright. Here's your ball but go and play over there

Go on hop it, over there I don't know

Anyway Soo, you must be really excited about the competition tonight Yes I am, I can't wait to show everyone my new dress

You know I think you're gonna be really good I think you are gonna be the big hit that no one was expecting

Like that one, Richard Heheheheheheheheeee Can you have your ball back

Well on this occasion, No, no more ball games today That's a little bit mean, Richard

Soo, I am the responsible adult here today and quite frankly I've had enough of it. There you go

Oh, what was that?

Oh no, it's the security guard Quick quick, act cool It's nothing to do with us

Right right right Oh I do like to be beside the seaside Oh I do, come on join in everybody

I do like to be beside the sea oh I do like to roll along the prom, prom, prom

Where the brass bands play, Tiddely-om-pom-pom-pom-pom I do like to be....

Is this your ball Laddie? No no, I've never seen that ball in my life. No no no no

Oh hello Sooty, what do you want? Can you have your ball back What ball would that be

The one I've just turned at the security guard Right!

Well, well, while Richard goes for his jog How about we do some more exploring boys

Yes you know just the place Sooty Hurray

Sooty, that touch of Sooty

Sooty, your magic, Sooty

Sooty, that touch of Sooty

Sooty, your magic, Sooty And more than that

You really make us smile For the last time, Sweep

It was a rabbit not a monkey. Sausage brain

What time is it Sooty. Gosh I don't know but we don't want to be late for the talent show do we

no well we better head back come on

No, we cannot say goodbye to the monkey Because it was a rabbit It was white and fluffy

Monkeys are not white and fluffy, Sweep What monkey do you know that's white and fluffy

A morangutan Come on

Where have that lot got to The competition starts any second Where are they

Oh, it's very nice of you to join us Hello where do you think you've been

You've been to see a monkey but there's no time for any monkey business now you're supposed to be on stage any minute hello, oh oh

Nice costume, Richard oh oh thank you very much Soo Hey, come on Sooty What do you reckon

What do you think I look like Do you think I look cool? I look like I've got ants in my pants Well that's charming

Thank you very much, hmm What? Am I worried that Bob might recognise me

Bob. Well who's Bob?

Oh no, not that Bob, oh no Come on boys

Let's go and get changed See you later, Richard Yeah, see ya

Ladies and gentlemen Please put your hands together and welcome your host for this evening

Mr Dickie Blazer Hello everybody

and welcome Yes it's me Dickie Blazer and you all know me

Welcome to Who's Got Talent well hopefully we're gonna find out because

we've got some sensational acts for you this evening but first of all Let's say a big hello to our sensational judges

Starting off straight away with Kipper the Cat

What about our very own talent show Mr Nasty Yes, Simon Growl himself here's Butch

Shut up, shut up, shut your face And all the way from Geysley my friend and yours

Here's Ramsbottom Ew, hello

Right let's start off the proceeding straight away because we've got some truly sensational acts for this evening

We're gonna start off now by telling you there's some unbelievable prizes to be won but that's for the winners

for the losers yes you've guessed it it's a pie right in the eye

So we'll start off with the first act of the evening it's time to enjoy or should that rather be endure

Ladies and gentlemen please be outstanding for Mr Richard

What was your name again? Mr Richard Caddell as Elvis Presley

What's that Sooty? You're going to magic Richard's voice to make it sound better

I thought he liked his voice

Thank you very much I said, thank you very much Ahahahahahahaha

Excuse me Sooty, what are you doing? Oh, hehehehehe, listen

Hehehehehe Boooooooooo! Oh, Bob

Uh, oh, haha

Well I've seen some great acts in my time and that wasn't one of them Let's see what the judges have to say about that

Meow, Zzzzzz

Stinking weren't it. Rubbish Oh ew, that were bad

I've got throbbing in me ears So audience you decide. Is it gonna be prize or pies?

Pies! Right, come back here Mr Cadwallider

Come on it's time gonna get your eye full of trifle

It looks like Elvis has left the building

In the meantime here at Brean, we always try to tap into new talent So now it's time for us to welcome

little Miss Tappy Toes herself Here she is. It's Soo

yeah not bad but then I invented the tap dance, didn't i

(Cheering)

Right, let's see what the judges have to say about that Meow

Zzzzzzz Not bad, she scrubs up well, don't she ay

Ey a star is born she were tippy tappy tastic

There was glowing praise indeed from our celebrity judging panel but now it's time to welcome

our next sensational act of the evening This lady has flown in all the way from LA

Will you please welcome onto the stage, Lady Gaga

(Sweep squeeky to Lady Gaga's Poker Face song)

I love it (Sweep squeeky to Lady Gaga's Poker Face song)

(Sweep squeeky to Lady Gaga's Poker Face song)

(Sweep squeeky to Lady Gaga's Poker Face song)

(Sweep squeeky to Lady Gaga's Poker Face song)

(Audience boo's)

Sorry, ladies and gentlemen I've been after this lot all day

I've got one thing to say to you Who me? No!

You! You laddie, you

are Breans one millionth customer

One millionth customer That's right From the moment I clicked you in

I've been trying to tell you all day So you're not angry with this

Angry You've won the grand prize Yes, you've won an extra special prize

A holiday for four for free here at the Beautiful Brean Sands in sunny Somerset

Kiss my face

Well, how about that Sooty You are the one millionth customer

Excuse me Mr Dickie Blazer, but um do I win anything? Oh yes I nearly forgot about you

Let's get on with our final act of the evening Here he comes with his fabulous band. It's Sooty

We are family I got all my friends here with me

We are family Everybody sing with Sooty

We are family I got all my friends here with me

We are family Everybody sing with Sooty

Everyone can see we're together As we walk on by

And we fly just like birds of a feather And i'll tell you why

All of the people, around us they say How can we be this close

Just let the state for the record We're giving love in a family dose

We are family I've got all my friends here with me

We are family Everybody sing with Sooty

We are family I've got all my friends here with me

We are family Everybody sing with Sooty

Wow! What a corker of a night there's no doubt about it the Sooty Band have got the whole joint jumping

Let's find out the opinions of our celebrity judges Meow

Yeah, yeah, not bad i suppose, yeah yeah well looks like it's a yes from us

The Sooty Band are the winners of this year's Who's Got Talent and there's one thing we can do

Let's dance I got all my friends here with me

We are family Everybody sing with Sooty

We hope you had a great time on our izzy wizzy holiday We'll see you soon Until then we'll say, bye bye everybody, bye bye

Everybody sing with Sooty We are family Hey, we're finally here, cor I've got a can for Sweep, Hehehehehehehehe The smartest little golden bear we know