01x19 - Nine Strikes You're Out

[bunniefuu]

This is the big moment. Now hold still,

Kitty cat. You are about to become a

part of my most diabolically clever

invention. I have discovered the secret

of your nyan line.

Now this won't hurt you a bit. I just

throw the switch, get

into my duplicating chamber, and

presto. There are



complete me diabolical plan, we'll

dispose of utter man once and for all,

right fellows?Right, boss.







one thousand. Oh, that's enough for now.

I feel so up and at them. Good. I could

lift a mountain.

Adam Hand here. Oh, hello,

Jay. Dastardly deeds. And what would the

world's most diabolically clever inventor

want with me?You've reformed

and you'd like me to drop over for tea?I

shall be right there. This

I have got to see.

Tell me, JD, just when did you decide to

reform?It was only this morning when I

realized the error of my ways.

Open up, JD. We know you're in there.

Good grief. What's that all about?I don't

know. Oh, yes, you do. No

tricks now. The house is surrounded.

But, Officer, what have I done to evoke

such a forceful display of civic duty on

your part?Witnesses just saw you

robbed a Spiffany jewelry store of

$100,000 in gems. Come along

now. Impossible, Chief. JD's

been here with me all this while. I'll

get it. Yeah, this is the chief.

What?J Dastardly Deeds was

just seen robbing a bank in Chicago

and stole a smoked diamond in Los Angeles

and hijacked a gold shipment in Texas.

Wait a minute. I've heard enough.

There must be a terrible mistake. I'm

sorry I bothered you, Mr. Dastardly.

It won't happen again. Good day.

It must have been a case of mistaken

identity. Of course. I'd

have to be a cat with nine lives to be in

all those places.

I wonder if JD could be up to one of his

old tricks. Well, thanks for the tea,

JD. I must be going by.

Drop in anytime. I'll be here.

Something tells me I'd better keep an eye

on this place. Jump in jets. What's

that?Nice work, fellows. Bring in the

loot. Very

good. Very good. Excellent. How

diabolically clever. Using the secret of

the cat's nine lives to be in nine

different places at once. You've all got

your next assignments. Now go get me more

loot. Hold it right there. It's

Adamant. Let's get him, fellows.

Adamant up and Adam.

Have you had enough?Let's give him the

old locomotive charge.

I had better derail this choo-choo.

Now

have you had enough at some Ant?I'll

get you for this. Let's separate and

surround him, men. Uh oh, they're going

to attack from all sides. Here,

catch. I got it.

Now you get it.

Gotcha. That's

two down and seven to go.

You missed.

Cadet takes care of #3.

Going down, going up,

going up.

That's #4. En garde.

Alley-oop. One.

Three. You're out.

I'll sweep you up with this vacuum

cleaner.

That's number six.

Stop this if you can.

Anything to oblige.

That takes care of #7.

And that takes care of you, Atamant.

That's what you think. What?

All righty, #9, where are you?

Here I am. I give up. You win,

Adamant.

Adamant, since you put those 9J

dastardly deeds behind bars, you gave us

the best baseball team this president has

ever had. Let's go, team.

But don't forget, Warden, being on the

right team is more important than

winning. Up and Adam! Adam!