01x20 - Go West Young Ant

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As the Great Migration moves to the West,

we look close to the ground where we see

a wagon train of ants pushing their way

across the vast.

Dusty

Blade. Wagons, whoa! Our

scouts are coming to tell us what's up on

y'all in the Ridge. Wagon Meister!

Wagon Meister! Look at here!

Engines are coming, millions of 'em!

It's the Red Ant Tribe!

Wagons, warm a circle!

They cover man, here they come!

We

ain't got a chance making my stoop. Yes,

we have back, Frankie.

Retreat!

I calculate we're greatly outnumbered.

What will we do, Sir?Ooh, oh.

Ever hear of Adam Ant?Why, yes, Sir. He's

like the lone stranger only more so.

Exactly. He's an ant's ant.

Chin for him immediately. Yes, Sir.

Meanwhile, deep down in his secret

laboratory, Adam Ant is busily engaged in

his daily workout. A

muscle a day keeps the doctor away and

keeps you healthy the Adam Ant way.

Lazy muscles make lazy minds.

Uh oh, a signal coming in.

HELP help the emergency call letters.

It's the Western Plains. Come in out

there.

Adam Ant, wagon train surrounded and

attacked by the Red Ant tribe and need

your help. This is not a recording.

Hurry, Adam Ant,

Aunt Adam. Wow, the West is vast. I hope

I can pinpoint those pinned in pioneers

pronto. Humbling

tomahawks. Boy, I'll say they're

surrounded.

Hold it. Hold it. That'll be enough of

that rough stuff.

Gotcha. Here's a neat little trick told

to me by William Tell. Antennas,

anyone?

Now I'm a warning, you red ants. Leave

peacefully or suffer the consequences. Be

chief. Big deal. Who makes noise like

storm and threatens my brains?

It is I, Adam Ant, defender of

justice. Bully for you, Adam and

speak with strong tongue. Is rest of him

strong too?Watch this, big deal.

How's this for up and Adam's strength,

Chief?Big deal.

Alrighty, how about this?Juggling 3

wagons at once?I

repeat him, big deal. What do I

have to do to convince you, Chief?You

have a contest with my son, Big Moose

Ant. If Adam Ant win, Red Tribly

peacefully. But if Big Moose win, you

are all my prisoner. Is it big deal?It's

a big deal, Chief. Bring on your big

moose. I have spoken big.

In this corner we have a Adam

Ant.

And in this corner, my son, the

Big Moose.

Round on one!

Adamant up and

Adam!

How embarrassing. I don't think this is

the right image for a fearless Adamant.

In this round, you fight with them wrists

tied together. OK, Chief. Round

two.

In this round, you fight with them Tommy

Hawks. Right, Chief.

Ready, Big Moose. Wait,

let me get them Tommy Hawks.

Wow, that's a Tommyhawk. The

smallest tree I could find, but it's

big enough. Whoops!

Aha, you missed! Not miss now.

Uh oh,

looks like I shall have to tame a

Tommyhawk.

Wow. Boomerang Tommy Hawk.

Give up, big moose. May give them up.

Whoa there, Tommy.

Keep close shave.

Chief big deal. Now, Chief little deal,

because Adamant win contest.

And so it's off to California once more

for the wagon train and the Indians

too. Good idea of yours, Ataman.

We go to Hollywood and act in big western

movie. Yes, chief, the tommy hawks are

fake, but the wampum's plenty real. Oh,

that be good, you smart little ant.

Ataman, up and Adam!

So long. Keep healthy, everybody.