01x21 - Knight Fight

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Now for a couple of rounds on the

punching bag.

Mustn't let myself get soft and flabby.

Nobody likes a fat ant.

There, that should do it. Now I'll check

out the world situation.

Things seem to be a OK. I'll go

back a few 100 years and see what's going

on.

Oh, woe is me. Woe

is me.

Sounds like someone is in trouble. I'll

move in for a close-up and investigate.

Dear Father, if the evil Black Knight

wins the jousting tournament, will he

really win your Kingdom?It's true,

my daughter, and I fear there is not a

knight left in the Kingdom who is strong

enough to defeat him. This sounds like a

job for Adam Ant.

I'll use my time machine and go back to

the year 1100.

Pity it's such a nice little

Kingdom. Everyone was getting

along so well.

Relax, Your Majesty. I will joust with

the Black Knight. HuhWho said

that?I did, sire.

Adam Ant, the world's strongest insect.

A tiny Ant. Fight the Black

Knight. Right. Let's go, Your Majesty.

It's almost tournament time.

So what am I to lose?

But Father, an Ant?That's

right, Princess. Sounds kind of

ridiculous, doesn't it?

Well, is there anyone foolish enough to

challenge me, the Black Knight?

I will challenge you, Blackie.

Who said that?And where are you?Here

I am, Adam Ant, at your service.

Shall we get on with it?The king must be

rather desperate sending an aunt to do a

knight's job.

Would you have any last words before I do

you in, Adam Ant?

An Adam, Adam

Ant. Had enough today, knight?A lucky

break for you, Ant, but you will not be

so fortunate against my sword.

Olay, Sir Black Knight. Not

Olay. You're supposed to say en

guard. Sorry about that.

Isn't he wonderful, Father?

Terrific. And to think I used to step on

ants when we went on picnics.

Take that, you insolent Aunt.

It's not nice to call people names, not

even ants. I

got that out. Fight like a knight. Wait,

you forgot your sword.

Uh-oh.

Now I'm mad. He forces me to

use me anti-ant weapon.

Oh, Mr. Ratham, I have a

little present for you. How nice.

Let me have it. You really want it?Yes,

give it to me. My pleasure.

Now, what have you got to say, Atamant?Up

and

atom, atamant!Hey, what's

happening?Sorry, Sir Knight, but it's

time to wrap up this case.

I've had it. I

quit. You can have your own Kingdom.

Good boy.

Father, look, the Black Knight is just a

little fellow. But it was a mighty big

Ant that got rid of him for us. How

can I ever thank you, Atom Ant?

Aw, shucks. Think nothing of it. All part

of my day's work. There's nothing like a

little workout to keep one in condition.

Wait, I have an idea. Come on,

Princess, let's go to the castle. What

are you going to do, Father?

I hereby dub thee Sir Atom

Ant.

Gosh, imagine me a real Knight.

Farewell, Sir Atom, and thanks for saving

my Kingdom. Goodbye, Your Majesty.

And if you ever need me, I know,

just call Up and Atom,

Atom and

Up and Atom, Atom and.