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05x01 - "Mickey's New Helper"

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.

05x01 - "Mickey's New Helper"

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**********(Season 5 is the revival of this show that aired July 2025 to present).*********

[birds chirping]

Hey, everybody! It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you want to come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[♪ theme song playing]

[chorus]
♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call!

-[announcer] Donald!
-Present!

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here!

-[announcer] Goofy!
-A-hyuck! Here!

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here!

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here!

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Toodles chimes]

[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse plus! [chuckles]

[chittering]

[Mickey] "Mickey's New Helper."

[Toodles rings]

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to the clubhouse.

Today I've got a big surprise for you.

-[door opens]
-[Minnie] Oh, hurry, everyone.

-[Pluto barking]
-Oh, goody, goody, goody.

We're not too late.

We wouldn't want to miss the big surprise.

Well, what is it?

Gee, I don't know exactly.

You see, it isn't my big surprise.

It's a big surprise
from Professor Von Drake.

Hello there, everybody.

But I'm afraid you've got it
a little bit wrong there, Mickey.

[exhales] It's not a big surprise.

It's a little surprise
that I got here for you.

A little surprise?

Right. Because those are the best kind.

Meet my latest invention,

the Von Drake Little Helper.

[chittering, bleeping]

[all exclaim]

[chittering]

[chuckles]

Welcome, Little Helper.

[chittering]

[giggles] Nice to meet you.

Hi there.

[exclaiming]

[barks]

[barks]

[honking]

[slurping]

And Little Helper loves to help.

[chittering]

As a matter of fact,
that's what this little invention

was created to do.

Little Helper is learning how to do

all kinds of different jobs
and help-y stuff.

Gee, Professor, thanks for bringing

Little Helper to the clubhouse.

Hmm, we should think of something

that Little Helper can help us with.

Oh, I know.

I was going to make smoothies
for all of us.

Little Helper can help with that.

Great idea, Minnie.

Come on, Little Helper.

I'll show you how to work
the Surprise Switch.

Go ahead. Pull the switch.

Nice job.

[giggles]

Ready to help in the kitchen,
Little Helper?

[all] ♪ Stand up and cheer! ♪

Yay! ♪

♪ Little Helper's here ♪

♪ And helping is job number one ♪

♪ That little hand has a great big plan ♪

♪ For getting a lot of work done ♪

[Minnie] ♪ And even if the job is new ♪

♪ Little Helper learns what to do ♪

-♪ Little Helper can do it ♪
-♪ Do it ♪

-♪ Little Helper gets to it ♪
-[Mickey] ♪ To it ♪

♪ Jump up and shout ♪

♪ Hurray! ♪

♪ Let it all out ♪

♪ No job is ever too small ♪

♪ Ready to go ♪

♪ Oh, don't you know ♪

♪ Little Helper ♪

♪ Little Helper ♪

♪ Can do it all ♪

-[all] Whoo-hoo!
-[Little Helper cheering]

Now, for strawberry banana smoothies,

we need two bananas.

Count them with me.

One, two.

And we need eight strawberries.

One, two,

three, four,

five, six,

seven, eight.

The fruit goes in the blender.

We add some yogurt,

and then we put the lid on,
and press the button.

[Minnie exclaims]

-[both exclaim]
-[screams]

[chittering sadly]

Oh, dear. The lid
was supposed to go on first.

[chuckles]

Like I just mentioned,

Little Helper is still
learning and everything.

Sometimes it takes a try,
or two, or three.

to get the job done correctly.

You don't say.

I do say what I just said.

But not to worry.

Little Helper can help
get this great big mess all cleaned up.

For company.

[chittering excitedly]

[all] ♪ Jump up and shout ♪

♪ Hurray! ♪

♪ Let it all out ♪

♪ No job is ever too small ♪

♪ Ready to go ♪

♪ Oh, don't you know ♪

♪ Little Helper ♪

♪ Little Helper can do it all ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪

Little Helper sure is a big help.

And Little Helper learned
to put on the blender lid

before pushing the button.

Oh, these smoothies are delicious.

[whirring]

Well, farewell, clubhouse friends.

And ta-ta to you too, out there.

Oh, and Goofy will be along soon.

Bye-bye. See you later.

Wow. This sure is a day
of fun surprises, isn't it?

[bleeping, chittering]

[Mickey] Oh. Up there?

Well, that's a place
where my pals and I like to hang out.

It's called the Laughing Loft.

[Loft laughing]

And now you know just why
it's called the Laughing Loft.

Come on, we'll take
the Wacky Tube up there.

Can you help us call the Wacky Tube?

-♪ Wacky
-♪ Wacky ♪

Wacky ♪

[all] ♪ Wacky Tube, Wacky Tube,
let us inside ♪

[Mickey] ♪ Please,
won't you give us a wacky ride ♪

[all laughing]

[Daisy] ♪ Can you open up
your wacky door ♪

♪ And take us to a wacky ♪

♪ Wacky, wacky ♪

♪ Wacky new floor ♪

Going up.

Whoo! [giggles]

All right!

Huh? Take my hand, Little Helper.

[laughing] Whee!

Here I come!

Hey, open up! Aw, nuts!

[exclaiming]

Uh, ooh, ugh.

[exclaiming]

I'm okay.

[exclaims]

Aw, phooey.

Watch this, Little Helper.

Let's play a game.

[dinging]

[bell dinging]

[chimes]

[whirring]

[♪ fanfare playing]

[chuckles] Got one.

[chittering]

[chittering excitedly]

[Goofy] Hello, clubhouse pals!

Anybody home?

That sounds like Goofy.

And it's coming from outside.

Come on, everybody. Down the slide.

[chittering]

[Goofy] Ahoy there!

[yodeling]

I wanted to make sure
I was here to welcome our new pal.

Wow. Thanks, Goofy.

Howdy, Little Helper.

The Professor told me all about you.

[bell clangs]

Nice to meet you.

[chitters excitedly]

-No!
-[Goofy] Huh?

The glove balloon.

It's flying away.

Golly, gee!

I forgot to tie it down.

We gotta grab the rope and stop it.

[bleeping]

Little Helper, we need
to help you with that!

[bleeping]

[whining]

Oh, dear! Little Helper!

Quackers!

Oh, we've got to save Little Helper.

We sure do.

Will you help us stop the runaway balloon,

and save Little Helper?

You will? Great.

To the Mousekedoer for some Mouseketools!

♪ Mouske hey, Mouske hi, Mouske h* ♪

♪ Mouske ready, Mouske set
Here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinkin'
and a solvin' work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouske me, Mouske you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouske me, Mouske you
Mousekedoer ♪

[Toodles chimes]

♪ Oh, Toodles,
it's time to get to it ♪ [chuckles]

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
to help us do it ♪

♪ Meeska, Mooska, Mousekedoer! ♪

♪ Mouseketools, Mousketools ♪

Mousketools ♪

[chorus] ♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

[Mickey] We've got a giant candy cane,

a spyglass to help us see things far away,

shape stickers,

and a Mystery Mousekepal.

That's a surprise pal
who can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools ♪

♪ The Mousketools ♪

♪ So when we need 'em
Toodles will bring 'em ♪

♪ He's here for meedles
and youdles ♪ [chuckles]

♪ And all we have to say
is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪

♪ All we have to say is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪

[Toodles chimes]

Now that we've got our Mouseketools,

we gotta go save Little Helper.

And we're gonna need something that flies.

Come on, Mickey. We gotta go.

[Mickey] Take care of the clubhouse
till we get back, Pluto.

[barking]

Doodles. We'd better catch up to them

in case they need help.

I'll keep an eye on that balloon.

We're coming for you, Little Helper!

[steam whistling musically]

♪ We're off to save Little Helper ♪

♪ And catch the glove balloon ♪

♪ We're flying fast-fast-fast ♪

[Minnie] ♪ We'll be there
soon, soon, soon ♪

♪ We'll find a way to get you
back down on the ground ♪

♪ Return you to the clubhouse ♪

♪ Safe, safe, safe and sound! ♪

Oh, gee, Minnie,

I don't see the glove balloon
anymore. Do you?

No, I don't see it either.

Aw, gee, we lost it!

We're gonna need a Mouseketool
to help us find it again.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[both] Oh, Toodles!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Mickey] Let's see.
We've got a giant candy cane,

a spyglass,

shape stickers,

and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool can help us see

where the glove balloon went?

[bell dings]

[Minnie] The spyglass.

Why, sure! It can
help us see things far away.

We've got ears, say cheers!

[Mickey] Hmm. There it is!

Minnie, that way.

Roger that.

[Mickey] We're coming, Little Helper!

Oh, quackers, that balloon is too fast!

I can't keep up with it.

Gawrsh, Daisy, we need
somethin' faster than a car,

that can fly.

Hey, I know!

[♪ up-tempo music playing]

The only way to land that glove balloon

is to use something to hook onto it.

And we don't have anything.

Then we'll use another Mouseketool.

Everybody say...

[both] "Oh, Toodles!"

[Mickey] Let's see!
We've got a giant candy cane,

shape stickers,

and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool can help us
hook onto the glove balloon

and pull it down to the ground?

[bell dings]

The giant candy cane!

[chuckles] Great choice.

Because it's shaped like a hook.

Oh, I just hope it's big enough.

We've got ears, say cheers.

Oh, [chuckles] I think
the candy cane is big enough all right.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ We're gonna save Little Helper ♪

♪ And hook the glove balloon! ♪

♪ We're flying up, up, up ♪

♪ We'll be there soon, soon, soon ♪

♪ The candy cane will help us ♪

♪ Get you to the ground ♪

♪ Return you to the clubhouse ♪

♪ Safe, safe, safe and sound! ♪

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

[Minnie] Whoa, dear, it's very windy!

[rapid bleeping]

Oh! I'm gonna need your help
with this candy cane.

Reach your arms out with me.

Reach! Reach!

And hook it!

[Little Helper chitters]

Got it.

Whoa-whoa-whooaaa!

Mickey!

Oh, boy! Not good.

[squeaking]

[laughs]

Yah!

Whew! Wow! Thanks, Little Helper.

I was trying to save you and you saved me.

Whoa-h*-o-o!

Buttons and blowing wind!

Do you see them anywhere?

[Goofy] We saw where they went, Minnie!

[gasps] That sounds like Goofy!

The one and only. H'yuck!

And Daisy!

And Donald!

Follow us!

Say, I know who this farm belongs to.

What is it, Little Helper? Wuh-oh!

Ohh!

[Little Helper squeals]

Little Helper!

[squealing]

[chittering]

Aw, gee. I gotta go find Little Helper.

Hmm.

Too high to jump.

I sure could use a Mouseketool
to help me get down from here.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Mickey] Okay!

We've got shape stickers
and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool can help me
get down from this tree?

Hmm, I'm not sure

shape stickers would help me much.

Let's try the Mystery Mousekepal.

Today's Mystery Mousekepal is...

my friend, Willie the Giant,

who lives at this farm.

[chuckles] I told ya I knew this place.

Willie's so big and tall,
I'm sure he can help me.

We've got ears, say cheers!

Mickey! My friend!

I'm coming!

[Willie chuckles]

Hi ya, Willie. Good to see ya.

Gee, uh, you can see I'm kind of stuck.

Can you help me get down to the ground?

Duh, sure can!

[twang]

Thanks, Willie.

[chuckles]

Huh?

Mickey!

We're so glad you're okay.

Thank you, Willie.

Anytime, Minnie.

But where's Little Helper?

Little Helper got thrown from the balloon,

and landed in the cornfield.

Come on, we gotta go find our pal!

Oh! And I will get your glove balloon down

from the tree while you are gone.

Oh, gosh, it's hard
to know which way to go.

And this place is like a maze.

Yeah, a big ol' giant maze!

We've got to find Little Helper!

[Mickey] Little Helper!

[Minnie] Little Helper, where are you?

[chittering excitedly]

Little Helper!

Thank goody goodness we found you!

Are you okay?

Great! Then let's get out of here.

[gasps]

Aw, corn cobs!

We ran through this place without thinkin'

of how to get back out.

Aw, phooey!

Now we're lost.

Ah! Wa-ka!

[Helping Hand squeaks] Uh-oh.

[Donald babbling]

Donald, you found a map!

I did?

Oh! I did!

Willie must have put this in here.

Maybe so he wouldn't get lost.

Hmm. Let's see.

If we follow this red dotted line,

it'll lead us out of here.

Looks like we start... this way.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Goofy] We gotta make another choice.

[Mickey] Let's try the map.

We can go this way, left.

Or this way, right.

Which way does the map tell us to go?

[bell dings]

To the right.

Correct!

Hot diggity dog! We made it out!

Great map reading!

Thanks for helping us out. [chuckles]

Now we gotta get back to Willie.

[♪ upbeat music continues]

Oh, I got your glove balloon down, Mickey.

Oh, goody, goody, goody!

You have found your little friend.

Hiya, Little Helper.

[Little Helper squeaks]

Oh, no!

There are holes in the balloon,

and all the air came out.

Oh! That must have happened
when we crashed into the tree.

Golly, how many holes are there?

I'll count them for you.

One... two... three holes.

Well, holes can be fixed, can't they?

You're right, Minnie.

Say, I bet you're gonna call

for a mousekedoodley Mouseketool!

[chuckles] Sure am, Goofy.

Everybody say...

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] All we have left
are the shape stickers.

Can they help cover up
the holes in the balloon?

Sure, because stickers are sticky.

We used all our Mouseketools today.

Say, "Super cheers!"

[fireworks popping]

Thanks, Toodles. [chuckles]

And toodle-oo!

You wanna help
put the stickers on, Little Helper?

[squeaks]

Great work, Little Helper!

Oh, boy! Now it is my turn to help.

[inhales deeply]

[blows]

Hot dog!

The glove balloon is ready to fly again.

Thank you so much, Willie.

Duh, my pleasure!

You sure are a big help, Little Helper.

But with really big jobs,

maybe it's best
to get some help from us too.

I always ask for help with big jobs.

It makes them much easier.

Is everyone ready
to fly back to the clubhouse?

-Yes!
-[Goofy] Yep!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

See ya again soon, Willie.

Bye-bye, everybody!

[all] ♪ Oh!
We saved Little Helper ♪

♪ And patched the glove balloon ♪

♪ Now it's back to the clubhouse ♪

♪ Be there soon, soon, soon! ♪

♪ Little Helper was lost
and was finally found ♪

♪ Now it's back to the clubhouse ♪

♪ Safe, safe, safe and sound! ♪

And for a job well done,
it's time to stand up

and do the Hot Dog Dance!

[♪ upbeat music playing, They Might
Be Giants "The Hot Dog Song"]

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears, it's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog! ♪

Gee, everybody,

thanks for helping us save Little Helper.

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day,
what you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out,
stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene,
we're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse... ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse! ♪

Aw, thanks for stoppin' by!

[♪ closing theme music playing]