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05x05 - Goofy Pizza

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.

05x05 - Goofy Pizza

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H-hey, everybody!
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, ya wanna come inside my Clubhouse?

Well, all right!

Let's go!

Ah! I almost forgot.

To make the Clubhouse appear

we get to say the magic words,

"Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!"

Say it with me!

Meeska. Mooska.

Mickey Mouse!

[♪ theme music playing]

[♪ chorus singing] ♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

-♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪
-That's me.

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present.

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Goofy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here!

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

[♪ chorus singing] ♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse plus.

[chuckles]

[Goofy] Goofy pizza.

'H'yuck!

Hi, everybody!

-Welcome to the...
-[gurgling]

...Clubhouse?

Did you hear that?

[Minnie] I heard it!

Little Helper did too!

-I wonder what it could be.
-[door opens]

[Daisy] Hi, Mickey,

-hi...
-[gurgling]

Huh?

-What was that?
-[Mickey giggles]

We're trying to figure it out.

[gurgling]

Yeah, it's coming from the Laughing Loft!

[laughs]

Aw, thanks, Little Helper.

We gotta find out

what's making that silly sound!

Let's take the Wacky Tube.

[♪ all vocalizing] Wacky...

♪ Wacky tube, wacky tube
Let us inside! ♪

♪ Please won't you give us
A wacky ride? ♪

♪ Can you open up your wacky door? ♪

♪ And take us to a wacky,

♪ Wacky, wacky, wacky new floor!

[exclaims]

[panting]

Say, Goofy?

[♪ music playing faintly
on headphones]

Uh, Goofy?

Goofy!

Hi, everybody!

We're trying to find out

what's making a silly sound up here.

I know exactly what it is

and that's why I was listening to music

so I don't have to hear it anymore.

[rumbling]

Goofy!

That silly sound is coming
from your tummy!

I know.

It means one thing.

I'm hungry for my favorite pizza.

And that's the one and only thing

that will quiet it down.

Well, I can get
your favorite pizza delivered

in just a few minutes.

That's the problem.

You can't order Sure-to-Please-Ya

Hot Dog Pizza.

You have to make it yourself.

-[stomach rumbling]
-[Minnie giggles]

Then, we'll make it, Goofy.

Yeah, we don't want your tummy
to feel hungry.

Thanks, everyone!

Will you help us make Goofy's
Sure-to-Please-Ya

Hot Dog Pizza?

You will?

Swell!

Let's go to the Mousekedoer
for some Mouseketools.

[Donald] What!

Aw, phooey!

♪ Mouseke hey ♪

♪ Mouseke hi Mouseke h* ♪

♪ Mouseke ready Mouseke set ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinkin' ♪

♪ And a solvin' work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me ♪

♪ Mouseke you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me ♪

♪ Mouseke you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Oh, Toodles ♪

♪ It's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
to help us do it! ♪

♪ Meeska! ♪

♪ Mooska! ♪

♪ Mousekedoer! ♪

♪ Mousketools ♪

♪ Mousketools ♪

♪ Mousketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mousketools! ♪

[Mickey] We've got a giant net!

[Minnie] A trick or treat bag!

"Trick or treat!"

[Daisy] Molly the Mallet!

Hello, friend!

[Goofy] And the Mystery Mousekepal!

That's a surprise pal
who can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
the Mouseketools! ♪

♪ So when we need 'em
Toodles will bring 'em! ♪

♪ He's here for meedles
and youdles ♪ [laughs]

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh Toodles!" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh Toodles!" ♪

Now that we've got our Mouseketools,

we can get busy making that pizza.

What do we need to make

Sure-to-Please-Ya
Hot Dog Pizza, Goofy?

And also, um, what is it?

Well, it all started

when I couldn't choose
between my two favorite foods,

hot dogs and pizza.

So I decided to combine them
into one yummy food...

You know, I feel a song comin' on.

Oh!

[stomach rumbling]

♪ Oh, when you hear that sound
no need to look around ♪

♪ It's time to make a Goofy pizza ♪

♪ To the fridge we go ♪

♪ To look for pizza dough ♪

♪ And all the stuff
we're gonna needza ♪

♪ Like tomato sauce! ♪

♪ Onions! Pickles! Cheese! ♪

♪ And hot dog links
if you please! ♪

[stomach rumbling]

♪ And when we bake the pie ♪

♪ Have a slice, don't be shy! ♪

♪ It's gonna taste so good to eat-za ♪

♪ Roll it 'n' slice it ♪

♪ Fold it 'n' bite it ♪

♪ That's how you eat
a Goofy pizza! ♪

To make Goofy's favorite pizza,

we need pizza dough,

that makes the crust,

tomato sauce,

onions, pickles,

cheese and hot dogs.

Let's look in the fridge

to see if we have
everything we need.

-Hmm...
-[Little Helper squeaks]

...do you see any pizza dough?

[squeaks]

Pizza dough, yep! [chuckles]

What about pickles?

[squeaks]

Yep, got pickles.

[Goofy] What about hot dogs?

[squeaks]

Hot dogs, check!

But I don't see onions,

tomato sauce and cheese in the fridge.

That means we still need those things.

We can get them at the market!

-[squeaks]
-[Mickey] Whipped cream?

Oh, ah... [chuckles]

I don't think that belongs
on Goofy's pizza...

Come on, everybody,

let's go to Farmer Pete's
Country Market and get onions,

tomato sauce and cheese.

And while you do that,

I'll get the pizza oven out
and get my pizza dough ready!

And Little Helper can help me!

One pizza oven comin' up.

Come on, let's all get our scooters!

We'll be back real soon, Goofy!

Sounds good!

-See you later!
-[stomach rumbling]

There, there,

we'll get that pizza soon.

♪ Oh, when you hear that sound ♪

♪ No need to look around ♪

[all] ♪ It's time to make
a Goofy pizza ♪

♪ To the farm we go ♪

♪ Farmer Pete will surely know ♪

[all] ♪ All the stuff
we're gonna need-za ♪

Like tomato sauce!

-Onions!
-Pickles!

♪ Cheese! And hot dog links
if you please! ♪

[chuckles]

[all] ♪ That's what you need
for Goofy pizza! ♪

Look, there's Farmer Pete's
Country Market.

And he's got a big vegetable garden.

Let's see.

We need onions,

tomato sauce and cheese.

Which one of these can we find
in Farmer Pete's Garden?

[Minnie] Onions, you got it!

Let's ask Farmer Pete
if we can have some.

[snoring]

[Mickey] Hi, Farmer Pete!

-Whatcha doin'?
-Huh? Wha...?

Oh, well, I'm working
in my garden of course.

[laughs]

Uh, what can I do ya for?

We're making Goofy his favorite pizza


and we need onions.

Can we get some from your garden?

My onions are your onions!

Be my guest!

[all giggle]

What a nice garden Farmer Pete has.

Onions, here they are.

Oh, dear.

We didn't bring anything to carry them.

I bet Toodles can help us with that.

Everybody say,

"Oh, Toodles!"

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Toodles rings]

[Mickey] We've got a giant net,

a trick or treat bag,

Molly the Mallet

and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool
can help us carry the onions

back to the Clubhouse?

[Minnie] The trick or treat bag,

great choice!

If it can carry candy,

it can carry onions.

We've got ears,

say "Cheers!"

Now that we've got our onions,

let's check them off our list.

We still need tomato sauce
and cheese.

[Donald] Hey, look.

Tomatoes!

Well, you're welcome
to take some of them too.

Heh, not too many.

But we need tomato sauce,

and these are just tomatoes.

Hmm, maybe we better ask
Goofy about this.

I'll call him.

Now, Little Helper,

we have to roll out the dough

so it will fit on this pizza paddle.

[squeaks]

[stomach rumbling]

Now calm down, little tum-tum.

Pizza's comin' soon.

Will a big square

fit on a round pizza paddle?

Nope, I don't think so either.

Let's try again.

Huh! That doesn't seem right either.

But it does look like a nice hat.

H'yuck!

[phone ringing]

Hiya, Mickey.

Hi, Goofy. Say,

we found tomatoes
at Farmer Pete's garden.

But, uh, would those work
instead of tomato sauce?

Gawrsh, afraid not.

But if you can smash
the tomatoes into juicy sauce,

then that'll work.

Great idea, Goof.

-[stomach rumbling]
-Huh? [giggles]

Oh. And we'll do it quickly!

H'yuck! Thank you kindly!

Stretchy stretchy.

Stretchy stretchy.

Say, circle... circle.

H'yuck! We did it!

H'yuck! We did it!

[Mickey] Goofy said we've
gotta smash these tomatoes

into a juicy tomato sauce.

And I think we're going to need
a Mouseketool for that.

Everybody say,

"Oh, Toodles!"

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Toodles beeps]

[Mickey] We've got a giant net,

Molly the Mallet

and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool
can help us smash tomatoes?

[dings]

[Daisy] Yeah!

Molly the Mallet!

She was built for smashing things!

[Mickey] We've got ears,

say "Cheers!"

Toodle-oo, Toodles and thanks!

All right,

where are those tomatoes?

Let me at 'em!

All right, everybody,
stand on back now.

Out of the squirt zone, don'tcha know.

-[exclaims]
-Oh, dear!

It looks like
this might get messy. [chuckles]

Do you wanna help smash tomatoes

into messy tomato sauce?

Swell!

Then, lift your arms high like Daisy...

And swing with us!

Swing!

Ooh, oh!

Got one jar of tomato sauce!

Ooh, ah, ah!

Two jars!

[blubbers]

[laughs]

I warned you, Quackers!

Oh, by the way
you got a little something

on your... [laughs]

At least we have two jars
of tomato sauce.

That's probably enough

for a Sure-to-Please-Ya
Hot Dog Pizza.

Let's check it off our list.

Only one ingredient left,

cheese!

Farmer Pete,

do you have any cheese
in your farm store?

Do I have cheese?

[♪ plays harmonica]

♪ Oh! What's in my farm store
Take a look ♪

♪ Bins of fruit and comic books ♪

♪ What's in my farm store
for you to try ♪

♪ An old tuna sandwich ♪

♪ Not sure why! ♪

♪ What's in my farm store
that you need ♪

♪ Jars of jam
and lotsa horse feed ♪

♪ What's in my farm store
that's sure to please ♪

♪ Three kinds of beans ♪

♪ One, two, three ♪

♪ But sorry, no cheese! ♪

♪ Deedle, Deedle
Doodle, Deedle, Do ♪

♪ No cheese! ♪

Oh, dear, no cheese.

We'll have to get it somewhere else.

Wait a minute. Farmer Pete,

what's that you're leaning on?

This? Just a big old
smelly wheel. Why?

Why!? Because it's a wheel
of cheese! [giggles]

Sometimes, cheese comes
in a big wheel

and then it's cut or grated
into small pieces.

So you do have cheese!

Is that what this is?

[sniffs] Woo!

Oh, well, then...

I guess I'm going to have to
change the tires on my truck.

Good eye, Mickey the Mouse.

-Oh. Here ya go!
-Uh-oh!

[Minnie] Buckets and bows,

that cheese took off like a wild horse!

Then we gotta round it up!

Well, cowpokes,

to round up a wild critter,

you need gear!

Ah!

And most important of all,

you need horses!

So here, one for each of you.
[laughs]

Come on, g*ng, after that cheese!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

We'll head it off the other way!

Come on, Donald!

Yee-haw!

We've got you now, cheese!

Spin your lasso with us,

and help us catch that cheese.

Like this!

Spin, spin, and throw!

I caught it!

[Mickey] Uh, Donald,

you caught us.

Aw phooey!

[all gasp]

It looks like we need some extra help

catching that cheese.

Everybody say,

"Oh, Toodles!"

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] We've got a giant net

and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Which one can help us catch that cheese?

[dings]

[Minnie] Yeah.

I think we might be able to
use the giant net to catch it.

[Mickey] Let's give it a try!

I just hope it's big enough!

We've got ears,

say, "Cheers!"

Wow! It's big enough, all right!

Say, everybody,

if you can send that cheese my way,

I'll catch it with the net!

You got it, Mickey!

Yee-haw!

Can you help me catch that cheese?

Hold your net up high like this!

And get ready...

[♪ upbeat music continues]

It's too bouncy for me!

[Donald] Not me.

Got it! And it's already grated!

Donald, you did it!

You saved the day!

Grated cheese for Goofy's favorite pizza!

[laughs]

-Great job, Donald!
-[laughs]

Let's check cheese off the list!

We collected all three ingredients!

Thanks, Farmer Pete!

Aw, you betcha!

Come again soon!

Now, it's back to the Clubhouse!

♪ And when we bake the pie... ♪

[all] ♪ Have a slice don't be shy! ♪

♪ It's gonna taste so good to eat-za ♪

♪ Roll it 'n' slice it ♪

♪ Fold it 'n' bite it ♪

♪ We can't wait for Goofy pizza! ♪

[Mickey giggles]

[Minnie] Whee!

[Mickey] We got it all, Goofy!

[giggles]

Onions, tomato sauce and cheese!

Glad to hear it, and thanks!

Little Helper and I
got the dough all ready, see?

[stomach rumbling]

And not a moment too soon!

We gotta get the pizza ready
for the oven!

-Pizza dough.
-[Mickey] Pizza dough.

[Goofy] Tomato sauce...

[Minnie] Tomato sauce.

[Goofy] Cheesy cheese.

[Daisy] Cheesy cheese.

[Goofy] Chopped onion-y onions.

[Mickey] Onion-y onions.

[Goofy] Pickle-y pickles.

[Minnie] Pickle-y pickles!

And the best part...

hot dogs!

Hot dogs.

And now into the hot oven...

Wait a minute.

This oven isn't hot!

Disappointing doodles,

we can't cook a pizza
in a cold oven.

[stomach rumbling]

Uh-oh,

my tummy sure doesn't like
the sound of that!

We need a Mouseketool, and fast!

Everybody say...

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] All we have left

is the Mystery Mousekepal.

[Minnie] How wonderful,

now we get to see who it is!

[Mickey] Everybody say,

-"Mystery Mousekepal!"
-[all] "Mystery Mousekepal!"

[Mickey] Today's
Mystery Mousekepal is...

Our pal Farfus the Dragon!

Say, Farfus is a fire breathing dragon.

[Minnie] Oh, he can get
the oven hot for us.

[Goofy] And safely too!

[Mickey] We used all our Mouseketools.

[chuckles]

Say, "Super Cheers!"

[Farfus squeals]

[Mickey] Hiya, Farfus!

-Hi there!
-Hello, Farfus!

-[squeals happily]
-[giggles]

Nice to see you too.

[stomach rumbling]

Oh! Farfus,

we need to cook a pizza fast.

Can you help us get our pizza oven hot?

[squeals]

Nice goin', Farfus.

[squeals happily]

That looks nice and hot now.

In goes the pizza to cook!

[Farfus squeals]

-Goodbye!
-Thank you!

-Bye-bye, Farfus!
-See you later!

[Farfus squeals]

Smells like it's ready!

Just some last toppings...

Hot dog!

Pizza, that is.

H'yuck!

-[Minnie] Mmm.
-[Daisy] Yummy.

[Donald] Oh, boy!

Oh, gee... [chuckles]

Thanks for helping us
get what we needed

to make Goofy's Sure-to-Please-Ya
Hot Dog Pizza!

Yeah, now my tummy can quiet down!

♪ And when we bake the pie... ♪

[all] ♪ have a slice don't be shy! ♪

♪ It's gonna taste so good
to eat-za ♪

♪ Roll it 'n' slice it ♪

♪ Fold it 'n' bite it ♪

[all] ♪ That's how you eat
a Goofy pizza! ♪

Mmm!

Now, let's all stand up,

finish our pizza

and do the Hot Dog Dance!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears, it's time for cheers ♪

Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

My tummy sure is happy now

thanks to you!

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now
from Mickey Mouse... ♪

That's me!

[all] ♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse! ♪

Aw. Thanks for stopping by!

[♪ theme music playing]