01x05 - Desert Chic

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A little boy named Presby found a secret

house this year. And he was once a

pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world.

And the sorcerers scare him day and

night. But he has more guardians to

protect his very life. protecting

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protection for the new

hanging by the Bristo. Oyers

of the world today.

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They're going to take the world today.

The Egyptian way of alive.

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Mama.

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You go.

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What are you? What do you want?

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I don't know any guy named Rapsies.

Too bad.

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The idea came to me in a dream. The

device will cool the storehouse of Raw's

power with the spirit of the wind. You

mean like a fan? Oh, you've heard of it.

But only I could combine the crude

mechanics of your world with the wisdom

of Egypt. set free the power of raw.

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Um, it needs a little refinement. No

kidding.

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Hey, what's going on?

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Now that you finished improving the hot

raw, maybe I can take it for a ride.

I've been itching to try it out. Or

maybe it's the bandages.

All right. Just don't scratch the paint.

Come on, Rapsis. I'll give you a ride

home in the hot rock. Cool. I will go

with you to um help guard the prince.

You don't think I can protect the

prince? In Egypt, you let me take

Rapsies in my chariot when you thought I

was a man. Do you doubt me now because

you know I'm a woman? Man or woman, it

doesn't matter. This world is new to us.

We have a lot to learn. All of us. Yeah.

Like how to treat a woman.

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I don't care what Jacob says. He doesn't

respect me because I'm not a man. How

can I expect someone to change after

3,500 years? He's just so so mummified.

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Thanks for the ride. I guess this

manning of the red lights. Why would the

pharaoh's chariot ever stop for another?

These people need to learn how to

respect their king.

I need to learn how to take the bus.

Even without its horses, I would know

the royal chariot of the sun. The prince

is here. Attack.

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Make way.

A good

with the strength of rock.

Oh yeah.

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Wrath will never let me hear the end of

this.

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I haven't seen anyone drive like that

since I was five. Uh-oh.

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You're not a boy. Disappointed. You

drove so well. Well, I was sure you were

a woman. No doubt you are. You are truly

beautiful. You really know how to ride.

I respect that. I'm sorry we bothered

you. I'm not. When we've completed a

small task, I shall find you.

I will look forward to that day.

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This is it.

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awake my shy.

Hey, can a girl get any sleep around

here?

Nice dog.

What a hunk.

You in town?

You are Apep, the serpent of the desert.

Call me Pep in this form. Word beyond

the western gate is that you're the real

power in this kingdom. So I will let you

live if you do me one service. Help me

get my hands on the boy prince Rapsies.

Why? Whatever do you want with Rapsy?

His grandfather drove me into the

desert. The father and the grandfather

beyond my grasp. But the son lives again

and he can be made to suffer. I like the

way you think, but it's not like it used

to be when we could just ride in, kidnap

the pharaoh, and stake him out on a sand

hill to broil in the sun. Ah, those were

the days. You must think modern. Market

yourself. Become the in thing. It's the

only way to lure rapsies into the open

and away from those meddlesome mummies.

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Got a pep

pepsicles. Cool as a desert prince.

Yeah, cool. If you're a boy over 11

years old, but under 13, and you've ever

had the feeling you're a born leader,

you might have just what it takes to be

a Desert Prince. Tryyous for the new

Desert Prince are tomorrow afternoon in

Golden Gate Park. Be there. Cut. That's

a wrap. Strike the set while I have a

word with our star. Talk fast. I'm out

of here.

Don't fail me tomorrow. Making you a

media phenomenon has cost me a small

fortune. Don't worry, Scarab. Tomorrow

will be Rapsy's last day.

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What are you doing? Pep wishes to

destroy the boy. But to gain

immortality,

you need him alive. Do not concern

yourself, my dear. Once we find Rapsis,

I shall no longer need help.

Tonight on Lifestyles of the

Inexplicably Famous, you can't turn on a

TV, flip up in a magazine, or swat a fly

with a newspaper without seeing his

face. Who else could it be but Pep? Come

with me rotting glitch as we explore the

mystique of this white hot palendrome.

That true timing weasel. Hey, I was

watching that. You watched too much

already. You're a slab potato. Who died

and made you raw?

Is there a problem? Wrath, is the hot

raw ready? I need some air. Surely you

just the hot raw stays. That's not fair.

We must stay close to Rapsies.

You don't trust my judgment. You don't

trust me. Why should I?

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Well, someone got up on the wrong side

of the sarcophagus.

I tell you, she is like no other woman I

have ever seen.

After

we dispose of the boy.

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Where is he? Please spare my men. They

don't know you as I do.

I like a lady who knows how to make an

entrance. You said you'd find me. Now

you have. Come ride with me to the ends

of the earth.

Let's ride.

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I have never known another like you. I

want to make you my queen.

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There is something you have to know.

I am from another time, too.

The spell you hold over me is even

greater than this magic.

I I am here now for a reason. There are

three others like me. We have been

reawakened to protect the new

incarnation of the pharaoh's son.

Rapsees. No, it cannot be. What's wrong?

You know of Rapsy?

No. Let me go. Are you the sworn

guardian of Rapsies?

Tell me,

why must it be? If you guard the prince,

you must share his fate.

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He's not at his school. I don't know how

he got away. We must set out to find

him.

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Don't you want to see him tap dance?

Howie tap dance. Wait, let me leave an 8

by 10.

I told you to be nice.

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Am I too late?

Ah,

actually, we've been waiting for you. I

see your grandfather's spirit in your

eyes.

What?

It was he who drove me from Egypt.

Rapsies,

no one touches the prince. Take them.

Better work fast. Uh guys, I think I'll

pass on the desert prince thing for now,

but thanks anyway.

Hello, mummies. You can save me anytime

now. Over. Really, anytime. Over. Beat

me up, Scotty. Anybody.

Come on, guys.

Back off, Desert Gorks.

Cool.

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Hey,

do not hurt the woman.

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Give me the boy. He must pay for what

his grandfather did to me. I need him

alive

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with the strength of Raw.

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Don't lose the boy. The rest of you,

stop them. Let's get tucked.

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Call off your monsters, scarab fool.

They aren't mine.

Don't drop him.

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Arman Wrath, we must save the prince.

Coming

again. Maybe not.

We must get to the western gate. Fat

chance, scale head. The mummies will

squash your boys like bugs.

Stop.

You've lost, Guardian.

Surely the mighty Ape desires more than

vengeance on a mere boy. What do you

propose? You and I shall race. If I get

to the far side of the bridge first, you

shall release the boy and go back to

your world. And if I win, then you get

the boy and me. I will stay at your side

forever.

Done. Hold my prize.

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You are mine, Enchantress.

We'll see.

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What a woman.

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I shall have

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Nephina.

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Oh.

Huh.

Cap.

You saved me.

I raced to win you, not lose you. I had

no choice. It seems you have defeated me

after all.

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No, don't go back.

Your turn.

Go. You bigle.

Are you injured, my prince? Forget me.

Nefertina is racing that snake guy on

the bridge.

I don't know all that happened, but it

seems I was not there for you when you

needed it. Thanks to you, the young

prince is safe. Are you all right?

I I will be.

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A little boy named Presley found a

secret out this year that he was once a

pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world.

An absent sorcerer named Scar tries to

get him day and night, but Presley has

four guardians to protect his very life.

From 1525 BC,

protection for the new Rap.

They're hanging by the Bristo Bay.

Protectors of the world today.

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He has the from 1545 BC. He has the

protection for the Pharaoh. He has the

They're hanging by the western gate.

They're going to save the world today.

The Egyptian way. The world is