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01x24 - Married to the Geb

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mummies Alive!". Aired: September 15 – November 25, 1997.*
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In ancient Egypt, an evil sorcerer named Scarab kills the pharaoh's son, Prince Rapses, to become immortal.

01x24 - Married to the Geb

Post by bunniefuu »

a little boy press me found the secret

out this year that he was once a pharaoh

when Egyptians ruled the world and have

sorcerer they scar trying to get him day

and night but as were Guardians to

protect

very

are hanging by

the of the world

[Music]

today

world

world

now my prince you put your left foot in

you put your right foot out doesn't

sound like a gyps su to me then throw

your head back and flip as you shout

here now that sounds like a

[Music]

gyps mom's right fast food is unhealthy

I don't get it this place was totally

clean when I left last night yes well

it's not my fault beefy Burger is open

24 hours never fear the solution is at

hand behold the vacu Luxor cool actually

it runs rather warm now watch as the

vacu luxur invokes the righteous Fury of

the air Spirit to conquer and enslave

all

[Music]

dirt wow my mom would love

[Music]

this

oh why are you vacuuming the cat they

can clean

[Music]

themselves it wasn't my idea what's all

this why are you vacuuming the cat it

wasn't our idea

R hit the stop button stop button an

excellent idea I shall invent that

next shut that

thing

off with the strength of

[Music]

raw

now that's what I call a sucker punch

you know rat if you could fix that

little stop button problem this would

make a great gift from my mom a vacuum

as a

gift you have a lot to learn about women

young prince I do are you implying my

vacu Luxo would be an unwelcome gift as

a cleaning device it sucks tremendously

wrath why thank you I think but as a

gift to a woman it blows hot air how

would you know nef you spent most of

your life as a boy and you've spent most

of your life as a garbage disposal I

know all about women uh guys I hate to

break up the party but

[Music]

earthquake the greater San Francisco

area continues to be jolted by a strange

series of earthquakes seismologist have

been unable to pinpoint the epicenter of

the Quake It appears to be shifting with

each new Tremor but the lettuce jolt

originated in the Twin Peaks area of the

city why is the Earth Spirit angry

that's what we have to find

[Music]

out

[Music]

Twin Peaks Park I love this place wait

till you hear the

echo

[Music]

hello what that didn't sound right let

me try again no my prince

[Music]

hello

go

away uh is it my imagination or has Twin

Peak suddenly become triplets we must

respectfully appease the great Earth

Spirit hey gab cool it with the

earthquakes will you they give me

nightmares go and leave me

[Music]

alone man what a

Gro

[Music]

quick my prince get

in

[Applause]

no I wonder what made him so mad I don't

know but I suggest we find out before he

destroys the

city keep a sharp watch out he's liable

to spring up

anywhere I think we just reach anywhere

don't I tell you to leave me

alone gab please stop you're ruining our

city so so well I love this city oh sure

everybody loves San

Francisco but what about me who loves

me H sounds like a crisis of the heart

huh guil I believe you call it she left

me can you believe it my wife came all

the way through the Western cake just to

get away from me he's married to

who I had to

[Music]

ask

oh that's gb's wife man and I thought GB

was cranky her name is net Spirit of the

sky the Earth is married to the

sky they met on the

horizon I've been looking for you let's

go home now okay not if you were the

last Stone on

Earth come on what do you want me to do

beg that' be a start

cut it out so what did I do that was so

terrible you really don't know do you

Gib of course why should I expect

someone with rocks in his head to know

anything you don't roll down the

hillside either you know you can get

awful

Moody first you're Breezy then you're

blue you're Sunny you're gloomy you're

overcast you're bright I never know what

I'm going to get with

you sheez now she's crying than

crying that's what I call a stormy

marriage she gets me so

crazy uh gab can we go somewhere else

and talk about

[Music]

this GB are you

here

you know GB you're a dangerous guy to

have around get used to it cuz I ain't

leaveing here unless my wife goes with

me no problem we'll help you uh right

guys uh

guys um yes of course in fact when it

comes to Affairs of the heart I am known

as a master I was married once really

and I am a

woman good point and I uh really like

their cooking so what do you say gab can

we help you get net back sure great

let's shake on

[Music]

it GB are you there

GB it's okay

W so what you got that's going to get my

nety

[Music]

back a bird a song bird the perfect

companion for a woman of your wife's

grace and beauty a bird trust

[Music]

me here you go gab so I should give her

the bird that's right hey

n sweetly G call sweetly I brought you

something sweetie

pie more misery no

[Music]

doubt oh you dear little

thing if she likes getting one she's

going to love getting them all get no

no no no no

stop thanks bunches

honey I just don't get her nothing I do

is right it's not your fault

gab chal just doesn't understand women

the quickest way to a woman's heart is

flowers flowers

okay is this this one good uh well hey L

I got something for

you I can hardly

wait oh it's lovely

Gib I think she likes it and I know just

where to put

it do you know what really stirs the

soul of a woman Gib uh spoons h no words

gab words anyone can give me a presents

but I will help you wo her back with

beautiful words of poetry oh yeah poetry

I knew

that now listen to this your beauty is

like wait I know one

n

hey what is it now Gab

I got a bone for you honey bunny M this

should be

interesting roses are red violets um are

big my wife's real pretty but she eats

like

a I guess you heard

that I can't take much more of this I'm

getting ready to

ramble take it easy big fella our M's in

charge now I'm going to work your body

into such good shape that your wife

won't be able to resist

you no okay but I'm not going to job no

way we're going to do some body

[Music]

sculpting

well what do you think he looks

strangely familiar he looks like the

beefy Burger boy my hero does he look

great or

W yeah one greater

one what so

funny you look like the beefy Burger boy

Bo yeah well you're just a big wind bag

go put a rock in it go choke on SM I've

had it up to here with you GB

goodbye

goodbye she makes me so crazy and it's

all your

[Music]

fault

[Music]

please get you got to calm down you're

going to destroy the whole city you said

you'd help me get n back so where is she

hey these things take time you ain't got

time you bring my back to me before raw

wakes up in the East or else

[Music]

he's giving us until sunrise we'll never

make it h perhaps if we appealed to nits

reason if she were reasonable she never

would have married that big dirt Claude

we could just capture her and force her

to go back to gab I have an idea that

might work but it means we'll have to

bring the sky to the ground

what you mean what you talking

[Music]

[Music]

about we back at

12:00 Royal Spirit your husband Gibb

only wants to be with you so he sends a

pack of flying rags to bleed his

case your kindness please be please be

watch reasonable I'll show you

reasonable hit the Barrow

[Music]

[Music]

shoots gotcha now let's get down to

Solid

Ground Lots so

[Music]

luck well that went better than I

expected we'll know very soon if our

plan is going to work if the idea was to

get her to hate us instead of G we are

doing

great can you go for a spin momies and

for the

tunel are you ready my friends

ready look

[Music]

R you'll never escape the spirit of the

sky

no

no help me shut it off Prince I sure

hope raph's new off switch works

let me out G get me out of this thing

now we must get this bag to GB before

she figures out a way to

[Music]

escape hurry nefertina hurry is my

middle name I thought you like

s help

help what have you done to my n she's

right here Gib now you can both go home

she's in that dirt

bag nobody treats my wife like

that you

do your

earthiness

so you call her a

windbag yeah well and you told her to

choke on smug I know but but jeez I

don't really mean those things I I just

got a few rough edges sometimes but

nitty understands me she puts up with me

because she knows how much I love her oh

honey I love you too

really you love me NY yes K now get me

out of

here

wow ain't she something oh gab you

finally said it you finally said you

love me that's all I really wanted you

know oh baby I'm sorry I treated you

like dirt but you got to understand I

really like dirt I know and I could

never resist an earthy

guy so I guess this means he won't be

destroying San Francisco um what do you

think babe not today let's go home you

big

lunk in the end it was all so simple we

all should have known no gift can

compare to the simple pronouncement of

Love

yeah I hope I find a love like there

someday I'm going to go home and give my

mom a big hug they do look happy a GB

I'm sorry I called you a Claude today

you called me a slob not a slob dear a

Claud a cla a claw

claw that's not very nice it wasn't

meant to be nice clay brain hey I don't

have to take that from an airhead like

you I'm an airhead you're the one who

never thinks I think oh really what

about that little Escapade of yours in

San

Andreas that wasn't m my

[Music]

fault a little boy named Presley found a

secret out this year that he was once a

pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world

and now some sorcerer named Scarab tries

to get him day and night but Presley has

more Guardians to protect his very life

he has the M

1525c he has the m protection for the

new R SE the they're hanging by The

Frisco Bay the Protectors of the world

[Applause]

today from 1545 BC he protection for the

team they're hanging by the Western G

they're going to sa the world today the

Egyptian way the