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01x05 - Olivia and the Crystal Ball Olivia Plays Soccer

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x05 - Olivia and the Crystal Ball Olivia Plays Soccer

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[Music]

oh

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oh

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please come in ian

madame olivia is ready

i said madame olivia is ready

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please sit down while madame olivia

looks into her crystal ball

hey isn't that my bouncy ball no it's

madame olivia's crystal ball and it's

going to show me your future

huh

you know your future what's going to

happen to you tomorrow and the day after

that and the day after that

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madame olivia sees you riding a shiny

new bike

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this is fun

cool

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what else

madame olivia sees you at an ice cream

shop

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got twenty thousand six flavors

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and now for my last prediction

i see you at the biggest playground in

the world

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madame olivia i hope it all happens just

like you said

me too

okay now it's my turn to use the crystal

ball

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huh

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hello children

how was bowling did you win

three important pieces of advice

teamwork

training and a good grip now you can

apply them to almost anything in life

the winning trophy wow

it's a beauty isn't it well i better go

give you mother the news she's probably

been on uh bowling pins and needles all

day wait in here

get it

bowling you're so young

with the crystal ball like that i'd be

the best fortune dollar in the world

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[Applause]

our next guest is madame olivia the best

fortune teller in the world

i see someone small dark and hairy in

your future why that must be zippy my

next guess

hmm i hope you like roller coasters

i just want a trip to an amusement park

just as madame olivia predicted you

should see me predict the weather

mostly sunny with a chance of

thunderstorms right about

now

it's my turn to be the fortune no mine

oh

now look what you did oops

madame olivia predicts somebody's gonna

get in big trouble

hey what was all that noise oh no my

brand new trophy

hope it didn't break

huh

william did you break it

okay son

looks like you need to spend a little

time behind bars

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wow william's in big trouble your

fortune telling came true

of course

but we'll have to tell dad we're the

ones who wrecked his trophy we will

then it's going to be us in trouble do

you want william to be stuck behind bars

the rest of his life

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it's a policeman he must be here to take

william to jail

we've got to hide him quick

uh hello there's something important i'd

like to talk to you about

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you got any more ideas

i hardly ever run out

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no one will find him now

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rule of life number four

if you really want to hide your baby

brother change his diaper first okay

sweetie pie have fun playing with your

sister and brother

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how are we gonna hide william now

i don't know let me think let me think

i know

ouch

quit taking me william

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hey ian stop pulling my ears

sorry

of course we want to cooperate in any

way we can please wait here i'll be

right back

oh

excuse me but i'm in a terrible hurry i

can't be late for my fortune tellers

meeting

a fortune tellers meeting

that's french for gotta go

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i'm sure there's a very good explanation

for this olivia

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let me start at the beginning

and that's the whole truth

it was all ian's fault

and my fault too

and actually i'm the oldest

so take me

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hmm but how am i going to fit my piano

in here

i need it to play my music

try this

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i didn't come here to arrest anyone i'm

selling raffle tickets you are

that's right children here you go

officer

the winner gets a dvd player and a

year's supply of popcorn well i'd better

run along i've got more tickets to sell

have a nice day thank you officer say

goodbye kids bye

goodbye

let me guess

time for a little talk golly you really

are a fortune teller

so

have you learned anything today

yes i learned police officers like

popcorn

i was thinking more about when accidents

happen it's best to tell the truth

oh that too

i'm sorry i broke your trophy dad i

didn't mean to

i know libby

i've got an idea

oh your sensational super sticky speedy

glue one drop how to do it

it's perfect

madame olivia predicts you will read me

five books tonight

i think madame olivia forgot this is a

school night but madame olivia is never

wrong

i'll read one tonight dear oh in that

case madame olivia recommends this book

olivia this book has five stories in it

i know

olivia you're a pretty good fortune

teller huh

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good night olivia good night mom

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okay girls let's talk about how to play

soccer now the green player covers the

bull player who runs downfield with the

ball

the goalie steps out of the goal and

returns the ball hmm hmm maybe we better

just practice now get in a straight line

and get the ball to me and I'll show you

how to stop it with your body wait wait

hmm not all at once

all right come get your uniforms of

course I'll be wearing the red shirt red

is the goalie shirt I've selected

Francine to be our goalie my mother says

I'm the kind of girl you can count on

rule of life number five not everyone

can wear red especially when you're pink

can I have a turn I need to practice for

my first game I'll let you try soon now

wait watch this I can kick the ball

backwards okay try try now one try

that was my only soccer ball I am never

going to speak to you again ever once

I'm gone yes please huh you talked to me

that's only because I decided I stopped

speaking to you for long enough green

just isn't my color you can't really

expect me to play my best wearing this

it looks fine Olivia that's your team's

uniform and you're going to have to wear

it doesn't fit Olivia when you're part

of the team you need to look like the

rest of the team now stand up straight

and it'll fit just fine

Olivia time to pack up for your game

tomorrow

just a minute green just isn't my color

you need a pack of everything you need

for the game tomorrow and put it in your

sports bag it's getting late I'll do it

right now the other team is wearing blue

too

let me guess a leprechaun took your

shirt because he needs it for Saint

Patrick's Day

not exactly but that did happen to me

once don't you think this is a much

better color for me not as good as red

but it's against the rules to play when

you're not in uniform but since this is

your first game I'm going to let you

play ask me if I will let you play next

time you come out of uniform will you

let me play next time I come out of

uniform I don't have time to answer

silly questions Olivia we've got a game

coming up all right girls I want to see

two things out of each of you I want you

to have fun and I want you to try your

best go go go go go go go get the ball

ma'am block that kick you'll need to

keep it down okay okay I was just trying

to encourage my girls timeout Olivia

you're a very fast runner I want you to

try and get the ball and take it all the

way to the gold you got it

I have one serious question to ask each

one of you about today's game do you

want to know if we have fun and did our

best no I want everyone to think about

what we can do

so we win next time now you girls think

that over while I have a talk with your

parents about setting up more practice

times it was Francine's fault she didn't

stop a single ball hey wait a minute it

wasn't totally Francine's fault that's

right it was really Olivia's fault for

wearing a blue shirt everyone thought

you were on the other team and got

really confused that's why we lost the

game that's right it's Olivia's fault I

am seriously thinking about not being

your friend anymore if you're not my

friend

then I won but it's my birthday party

your birthday is 10 months from now mine

is in two months so I cannot invite you

first fine fine Olivia you're gonna have

to wear the team uniform from now on but

you've always told me I should stand out

and not just try to fit in with everyone

else

honey sometimes it's important to be a

member of a team here let me show you

what I mean come here now all these

blocks need each other for the building

to stand right if I take out one block

the building will fall watch well maybe

not that block but if I take out this

block the building just won't stand hey

what are you doing to my building I was

just showing what

I think your uniforms cool Green is my

favorite color I don't know but it's the

color of trees and grass and slime I

just don't like looking like everyone

else

Ian and Olivia come in here and clean up

this mess you made with these blocks my

mother says I shouldn't have to play

goalie if I don't want to and everyone's

always taking ba*ls of you who would

like to volunteer to be me I'll do it

even though my birthday party is ten

months away I'm inviting you to it right

now okay then you can come to mine all

right Francine you'll be a forward I

want to see two to three passes before

each goal shop and I want to see some

defense okay take the field

remember we are representing our country

we need to go out there and take home

the gold medal I Olivia have designed

our team outfits myself aren't they

fabulous

Olivia I don't know what we would have

done without you but you usually say you

don't know what to do with me well today

you were wonderful see I knew I play

better with the right shirt the end good

night my little goalie you played a

great game today