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01x09 - Olivia Packs Up Olivia is Invited to Dinner

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x09 - Olivia Packs Up Olivia is Invited to Dinner

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oh

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oh god

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hey

i want a color too these are my brand

new crayons

mom olivia isn't sharing

olivia let ian use five or six of your

crayons i'm afraid he'll break them

he'll be careful you have to learn to

share he can use one

four

seven

three

fine three but let him choose whatever

three he wants

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what are you gonna draw

without red there's no point in drawing

i'm gonna finish my puzzle

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i want to help

ian this is my puzzle i thought you

wanted to draw

mom

olivia won't share her puzzle with me

olivia remember what i said about

sharing

i'm gonna read

i want to read too

can't you get one of your own books

mom olivia isn't cheering again

you need to take a little break olivia

and go to your room and think about

sharing but mom i bet you wouldn't like

it if you had to share

olivia

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If You Had To Share Olivia

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hi olivia's mom i need to share your car

i'll have it back later today

well

maybe tomorrow we'll see but

that's my car i needed to do some

errands

you aren't sharing

mom you really need to learn to share

your things you better go to your room

and think it over

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well have you thought about sharing with

your little brother you mean my little

bother

yes

i thought about it a lot and what did

you decide

i decided i don't want to in that case i

think you need to stay here and think

about it a little more

come out in five minutes

you know what edwin

i'm going to go somewhere where there's

no little bother for me to have to share

with

and i'm taking all my stuff with me

[Music]

Where Is Olivia Going

mom i'm taking a trip around the world

okay just remember not to cross the

street

i won't

[Music]

wouldn't it be great if we lived in an

exciting exotic place with no little

bothers

[Music]

ah no little bothers in sight yes

this is more like it

welcome welcome to my home

ian yeah

[Music]

let's go come on where there's no little

bothers

[Music]

hi oscar hi otto hi olivia

hmm i think it needs more red

hi olivia hi mrs casey and where are you

off to

i haven't decided yet but somewhere far

far away oh that's nice dear let me help

you get that heavy trunk home

no wait

[Music]

Ice Cream With Friends

hello boys

looking good guys

thanks you're welcome dear

back already

no

hmm

[Music]

okay perfect

no little balders anywhere

and i have an ice cream cone all to

myself

excuse me you talk and i really like ice

cream

[Music]

hi olivia want to try some lemonade

mmm nice and cold made from real lemons

i'll be right back

mom

can i have some money for lemonade are

you coming back after you get it no well

then i'm afraid you're going to have to

use your own money

[Music]

Where Are You Going

where are you going i'm coming with you

you can't come with me you're the one

i'm trying to get away from i am not

sharing this adventure with you

[Applause]

i told you to get a drink at that last

oasis

[Music]

i bought some lemonade want some

thanks

what are you doing

making the trunk not so heavy

[Music]

Rule of Life

did you ever notice how grown-ups think

that kids should share everything but

they don't have to share anything

mom and dad share a bedroom

that's different they're married

i wonder how they'd like it if they had

to share all their stuff

[Music]

can i help you

we're here to share your house go on

kids and pick out your bedrooms wait a

minute you can't just but this is our

house

[Music]

and then they'd have to share their

house and their car and everything

that would be really funny

rule of life number 27 one good thing

about little brothers

sometimes they get how funny you are

[Music]

olivia ian dinner

Good Night

these are for you they're all green

yes my favorite color

thanks olivia

[Music]

that was a really good book you should

read it to ian tomorrow night

well

even though he might be a little too

young to really appreciate it

good idea olivia okay what are we

reading next

oh i think i've had enough reading for

tonight you could share with dad he

could read me another book

good night olivia

good night mom

[Music]

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oh

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enjoy your lunch children

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cream cheese

pickles

raisins

julian what is that peanut butter

calzone

[Music]

julian a calzone is pizza crust tomato

sauce cheese and peanut butter

um

why don't cry

no thank you

hi francine what's that it's a bento box

from japan

star fruit

chicken saute itty bitty baby corn

[Music]

pudding

chocolate

[Music]

whoa cool spoon cool fork it's both it's

a spork oh

wow

a sport and this is a brussels sprout

from belgium

in europe

and you like them

at my house they're delicious

really yes at my house everything is

just perfect

olivia you simply must come to my house

for dinner

really

will there be brussels sprouts

oh no

we never have the same food twice in one

year well i love to come thank you

i'll have my mother call your mother

and remember to always say thank you

thank you

now

this is your napkin and it goes on your

lap

and perry always chew with your mouth

closed

at a fancy dinner party everything needs

to be perfect

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[Applause]

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miss francine is expecting you

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please miss olivia allow me thank you

olivia you've come at last

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lovely to see you

lovely to see you too francine

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i do hope you like pink lemonade i adore

anything that's pink

it's time for the entertainment

wow

[Laughter]

olivia

dinner time spaghetti and meatballs my

favorite

don't you look nice

huh

thank you mother

ian would you pull out the chair please

sure

[Music]

here you go

rule of life number three if you have to

sit next to a little brother eating

spaghetti you'd better wear a raincoat

fairy that's my meatball

[Music]

come on perry drop it ian there are

plenty of meatballs but that's the best

one that one

[Music]

i'll take that

oh mom

i am quite sure they do not eat like

this at francine's

what

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we don't want to be late for francine's

they start dinner at precisely 7.05

we'll have big tall chairs

wonderful tablecloths and at francine's

we'll use sporks

sporks

sporks fancy

[Music]

you'll remember your manners right

mom and please be sure to invite

francine to our house for dinner too

it's the polite thing to do dinner

at our house why not because mom

look

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welcome to our cave

this is where you live yes but only for

a while until houses are invented

let's go make cave drawings

can i keep him mom

please

no ian because i'll end up having to

clean up after him

oh he won't make a mess really a spot

dinner's ready

you know i'm not really hungry thank you

francine wait look we have sports olivia

olivia

why thank you olivia

but i have a rule about no fresh flowers

in the house they make a big mess when

their petals drop oh okay

now be sure to wipe your feet mustn't

have footprints on the white carpet

olivia

you're finally here hi francie girls no

shouting please

hi francine

thanks for having me over

[Music]

there's still plastic on these chairs

did your mother forget to unwrap them

it's to keep them clean but it makes

your legs stick

olivia i assume you like brussels

sprouts mmm brussels sprouts

the other day my cat edwin stole ian's

goldfish out of the bowl

but he dropped it and william found it

and almost ate it until my mother saw

and scooped the fish up and put it back

in the bowl

that's quite a story olivia

but it's really not the kind of thing we

talk about at the dinner table

and certainly not all that laughing

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oops

are you mad at me why would i be mad

because of the brussels sprouts and no

laughing at the table and

well

i was afraid she wouldn't be my friend

anymore

of course we're still friends

come on let's clean up

we're glad you could come for dinner

francine

i've never seen anyone do that before

oh ian always eats like that

try it

[Music]

slow down kids slow down

good night olivia good night mom

mom

can we have spaghetti night tomorrow too

no honey not tomorrow the next night hmm

a little too soon wouldn't you say two

nights after that

good night olivia good night mom

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hmm

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