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01x13 - Olivia Explores Outer Space Olivia Becomes a Chef

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x13 - Olivia Explores Outer Space Olivia Becomes a Chef

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oh

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okay class today we're going to learn

about the solar system

oh my the eight planets in our solar

system are the coolest how cool try

jupiter but bring mittens it's over 100

degrees below zero

need to warm up try mercury

this planet is over 800 degrees hot

yaw

if the earth was the size of a grape the

jupiter would be as big as a grapefruit

neptune is the last planet in our solar

system but outer space is filled with

planets no one has discovered

yet

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hmm

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olivia to ground control i'm just

passing the planet neptune

hi

and now on to discover new planets

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all right children i have a little

project for you to do at home

please draw write about or create

a model of one of the planets in our

solar system

like these for example from last year's

class

yes olivia any planet

any planet which one's the biggest i'll

bet you can look that up

can we make stars too

yes

stars aren't planets no but they'll make

great decorations

just choose a planet olivia

now remember

space is very big and there's a lot that

hasn't been discovered yet

i'm making a picture of venus it's the

brightest planet in the sky

i'm going to do neptune did you know it

has 13 moons

i'm doing mars

maybe mercury

no mars

or jupiter

i don't know what planet to pick they're

all so fantastic

wow

on saturn the winds blow over a thousand

miles an hour

really

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hmm sounds really windy

maybe i should do our planet earth

must do planet jupiter where one peanut

weighs one zillion trillion pounds

hmm

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seems like a lot of work

saturn is so beautiful with all of those

rings

but mars is red great color choice and

neptune is so big

i just can't choose one

i know

i'm going to make all of the planets can

i help

i'm gonna start by making saturn's rings

you can hold the tinfoil

saturn's rings aren't made of tin foil

they're made of ice and dirt i'll go get

some

ian come back the ice will melt what

about the dirt

no dirt just hold the tin foil

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it looks really real olivia

naturally

and now we make the red planet jupiter

jupiter is not red well it has a red

spot on it red spots on a planet

not spot spot one big red spot see

wow that's so cool told ya

that's one big planet

thanks dad

big is good dad will you blow this up we

need it to make neptune

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[Laughter]

can you please make it a little bigger

this time

bigger please okay

a bit bigger

like this

how's it going

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that's all eight planets

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn

uranus and neptune wow so we're done

almost but i think there's something

missing

what's missing

i wish i knew

i wish i knew

me too

ground control i am continuing my

exploration of deep space

the final frontier where no one but

olivia dares to go

search on olivia

bravely search on

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crowd control crowd control you still

there what's happening what is it i

found it i found it

i just discovered

a brand new planet

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it looks

just like i thought it would we're going

in

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a new planet

i hereby name you

planet

olivia

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now we're done

let's get it downstairs

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let's try it this way

nope how about like this

nope

uh oh

rule of life number 68 if you build a

really big solar system

make sure you have a really big bedroom

door

now what do we do

hmm

oh hi mom

can i have the whole class over to my

room tomorrow olivia

step right up one and all and see the

amazing solar system in olivia's room

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ladies and gentlemen of hampshire

elementary i'd like to share with you

the result of explorations that have

taken me far far away

how far

really far

really really far

come with me on a little tour of our

solar system

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there's venus the brightest planet

in neptune where one year lasts 165

earth years

and here is our newest planet

planet olivia

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planet olivia

it's new

brand new

oh who discovered it

me

i did with some help from space man ian

are you absolutely sure

like you said mrs hogg and mueller space

is very big and there's a lot that

hasn't been discovered yet

oh well then congratulations olivia

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night captain olivia

night spaceman ian

good crew you have there huh

you are an excellent deep space explorer

not everyone discovers a planet before

their seven

when was your first planet well i'll let

you know when it happens

ah maybe i'll discover planet dad for

you

i'd love that

night night livy

night night dad

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oh

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enjoy your lunch children

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cream cheese

pickles

raisins

julian what is that peanut butter

calzone

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julian a calzone is pizza crust tomato

sauce cheese and peanut butter

um

why don't cry

no thank you

hi francine what's that it's a bento box

from japan

star fruit

chicken saute itty bitty baby corn

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pudding

chocolate

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whoa cool spoon cool fork it's both it's

a spork oh

wow

a sport and this is a brussels sprout

from belgium

in europe

and you like them

at my house they're delicious

really yes at my house everything is

just perfect

olivia you simply must come to my house

for dinner

really

will there be brussels sprouts

oh no

we never have the same food twice in one

year well i love to come thank you

i'll have my mother call your mother

and remember to always say thank you

thank you

now

this is your napkin and it goes on your

lap

and perry always chew with your mouth

closed

at a fancy dinner party everything needs

to be perfect

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[Applause]

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miss francine is expecting you

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please miss olivia allow me thank you

olivia you've come at last

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lovely to see you

lovely to see you too francine

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i do hope you like pink lemonade i adore

anything that's pink

it's time for the entertainment

wow

[Laughter]

olivia

dinner time spaghetti and meatballs my

favorite

don't you look nice

huh

thank you mother

ian would you pull out the chair please

sure

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here you go

rule of life number three if you have to

sit next to a little brother eating

spaghetti you'd better wear a raincoat

fairy that's my meatball

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come on perry drop it ian there are

plenty of meatballs but that's the best

one that one

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i'll take that

oh mom

i am quite sure they do not eat like

this at francine's

what

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we don't want to be late for francine's

they start dinner at precisely 7.05

we'll have big tall chairs

wonderful tablecloths and at francine's

we'll use sporks

sporks

sporks fancy

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you'll remember your manners right

mom and please be sure to invite

francine to our house for dinner too

it's the polite thing to do dinner

at our house why not because mom

look

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welcome to our cave

this is where you live yes but only for

a while until houses are invented

let's go make cave drawings

can i keep him mom

please

no ian because i'll end up having to

clean up after him

oh he won't make a mess really a spot

dinner's ready

you know i'm not really hungry thank you

francine wait look we have sports olivia

olivia

why thank you olivia

but i have a rule about no fresh flowers

in the house they make a big mess when

their petals drop oh okay

now be sure to wipe your feet mustn't

have footprints on the white carpet

olivia

you're finally here hi francie girls no

shouting please

hi francine

thanks for having me over

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there's still plastic on these chairs

did your mother forget to unwrap them

it's to keep them clean but it makes

your legs stick

olivia i assume you like brussels

sprouts mmm brussels sprouts

the other day my cat edwin stole ian's

goldfish out of the bowl

but he dropped it and william found it

and almost ate it until my mother saw

and scooped the fish up and put it back

in the bowl

that's quite a story olivia

but it's really not the kind of thing we

talk about at the dinner table

and certainly not all that laughing

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oops

are you mad at me why would i be mad

because of the brussels sprouts and no

laughing at the table and

well

i was afraid she wouldn't be my friend

anymore

of course we're still friends

come on let's clean up

we're glad you could come for dinner

francine

i've never seen anyone do that before

oh ian always eats like that

try it

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slow down kids slow down

good night olivia good night mom

mom

can we have spaghetti night tomorrow too

no honey not tomorrow the next night hmm

a little too soon wouldn't you say two

nights after that

good night olivia good night mom

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hmm

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you