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01x18 - Olivia Acts Out Olivia and Grandma's Visit

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x18 - Olivia Acts Out Olivia and Grandma's Visit

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[Music]

oh

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seven eight sit up straight

all right children i have some very

exciting news

we are ready to begin work on our class

play

this year the play will be

the fairy queen

and i will play the fairy queen i'll

pull the curtain but no one will see you

awesome

the roll of the fairy queen will go to

olivia francine

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thank you so much i'm going to give it

my all

i bet i get the next biggest part the

part of the littlest fairy goes to

alexandra

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that leaves the last two parts

julian

you will be tree number three on stage

you don't speak but you get to wave your

branches

yeah

and olivia

you will be

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cow number two

but mrs hogg and muller my part doesn't

even have a name

well of course it has a name

cow number two

i bet you'll be the best cow number two

ever

olivia

tell me all about what your character

says

no

go on what else

i only have one line

no

oh uh well just remember olivia the

words don't matter it's how you say them

and you have a nice loud voice to move

with

it's up to you to make the most of your

moo

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speak up harold speak up and now i

present queen francine turn around

harold face the audience

and now i um i

present queen francine and now i present

queen francine and now i present

queen francine i am queen of the fairies

tonight we will have a dance and we will

all

sorry i'm allergic to trees it's foam

rubber and foam rubber

i am queen of the fairies tonight we

will

i am

i am queen of the fairies tonight we

will

i cannot work under these conditions i

can i'll work under these conditions

cow number two please do not speak until

it's your line

go ahead francine take it from the top

from the top of what

that means take it from the beginning

take what start at the beginning oh why

can't i just once work with professional

actors

i am the queen of the fairies tonight we

will have a dance and we will all be

merry

you horse will you be merry

and you tree will you be merry

and you

cow will you be merry

and you

cow will you be merry

oh uh i mean

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francie

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i would have been a great fairy queen

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

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uh

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oh no francie's got stage fright

olivia what can i do the play is going

to be ruined

i know the whole part of the fairy queen

every line every gesture every ah

would you please go on and save the play

oh please olivia

my wings please

[Music]

[Applause]

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i am olivia queen of the fairies tonight

we will have a dance and we will all be

married

[Applause]

children quiet we must continue

rehearsal francine take it from where

you hand alexandra her wings and for all

your good deeds little fairy you have

earned these fairy

wings

put them on and join me in the forest of

the moon

i don't see any lines for you here

olivia

not a single moo

i think the cow would be happy for the

little fairy

i think she would moo

you have to do what mrs hagenmueller

says

she's the director

i also think the cow would tap dance

like this

[Music]

olivia please just stick to your lines

line ah

let's take it from the top

that means start from the beginning

could someone just say francine's line

so i can practice mine nope i'm playing

i don't know francine's lines

when i don't have to shake my branches i

just close my eyes and pretend i'm home

by myself but don't let me stop you from

practicing

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that's all you say

and the word doesn't matter it's how you

say it

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moo

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i don't know julian i just can't figure

out how to make the most of my part

what would a cow really do i don't know

i think about that a lot

what's a cow ever done that's

interesting

i don't know

there's that one cow that jumped over

the moon

you know hey diddle diddle the cat and

the fiddle

rule of life number 36

if you're stuck being cow number two

it's good to have a moon to jump over

alexandra remember you really want to

please the queen fairy daisy try not to

clear your throat when you're on stage

olivia stick to your lines

line

i know i can count on you to make the

most of your part

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[Applause]

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and now i present queen francine

uh

i am

i uh

come on come on speak

uh oh

i am the queen of the fairies

i am the queen of the fairies tonight we

will have a dance and we will all be

merry

[Music]

you horse will you be merry

and you tree will you be merry

[Music]

and you

cow will you be merry

[Music]

[Music]

no no no no no

[Applause]

bedtime ian cow number two you need to

go brush your teeth and get ready for

bed five more minutes you heard what

your mother said but i'm not tired

[Music]

[Laughter]

mom can i have a snack and go to sleep

it's already olivia's bedtime

[Music]

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olivia won't you get in trouble for

wallpapering your room

oh no my mom said she wanted to make the

house nice for my grandma's visit and

since my grandma loves flowers i thought

why not put them on the wall

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it's perfect grandma's going to love it

olivia

what happened in here

i'm filling my room with flowers for

grandma i have some wallpaper left over

want me to do your bedroom maybe some

other time we've got to get your room

cleaned up first

why don't you start moving some of your

things into ian's room why i'm staying

here in my room with grandma

honey grandma's our guest and we want to

make her feel comfortable

she'll sleep in here by herself and

you'll get to stay in ian's room won't

that be fun

ian's room

[Music]

something smells in here

[Music]

hmm

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stop i don't want my room to smell like

a girl

well i don't want to sleep in a room

that smells like socks

hmm

let's see

my steamer trunk can go in that corner

and i guess i can set up my easel and

paints right here

you bringing all that stuff in here of

course

but there won't be any room for my stuff

ian mom said you're supposed to make

guests feel comfortable and i would be

very comfortable if you made room for my

things

mom

yes ian

olivia's bringing all her stuff into my

room and spraying stinky perfume and

telling me i have to put away all my

toys

where do you want your ribbon collection

olivia

over there please

thanks julian

olivia ian is very nicely sharing his

room with you and that doesn't mean you

can turn it into your room but mom

it's only for a couple of days

that's practically forever

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mom

ian has fleas look

there's no way i can stay in a room with

fleas

i don't see any fleas olivia they're

very small look harder

what happened to the blackberry jam that

was in this jar

it was empty when i found it

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i've

i cannot stay locked up in this castle

with my brother for another minute

what are you doing

i'm looking for a secret passage castles

have lots of them

i've never seen one

that's because their secret

i found it

see you later let me come

why

i thought you liked it here

i do but if you're going to leave then i

want to leave too

rule of life number 49

little brothers always want the same

things you want

check out the spiders ew

i think i'll find another way out

olivia ian grandma's here

grandma

hello kids

i just can't get enough of my little ian

i'm not little anymore grandma

well does that mean you're too big for

kisses

guess so

what am i saying

no one is ever too big for kisses

grandma yuck

now where is my olivia

here i am grandma

i like your outfit

now that style darling

[Music]

okay kids time for me to teach you my

latest dance moves

i can't wait

okay now

listen to the beat and move those little

feet

[Music]

that's it olivia

you are a natural

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hi grandma

hello olivia i love the new wallpaper

thank you

did you need something

i forgot my uh ear ribbons oh what about

the ribbons you're wearing

oh yeah

okay

good night

i just remembered i forgot my favorite

slippers

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you know

i might be a little lonely all by myself

do you think you could bunk in here with

me

really

you wouldn't mind

i'd be

delighted yes

and i know just the thing to make this

sleepover extra special

why don't you get cozy in bed i'll be

right back

[Music]

one sunday two spoons

you're the best grandma in the whole

entire world

i always said you had good taste

do you always have ice cream before you

go to sleep oh no

only on special occasions

usually i end my day by thinking back to

my favorite parts of the day that way i

only have happy thoughts before i go to

sleep give it a try

what was your favorite part of today

well

i like the pancakes i made for breakfast

and i liked it when william threw his

cereal

but i think my favorite part is this

this ice cream sundae

no being with you

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hmm

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good morning darling hi grandma

i wondered where you got off to

i'm usually the early bird around here

uh well

i slept in ian's room you did why

ian was sad i wasn't sleeping in his

room

but please don't tell him that i told

you

i wouldn't dream of it so it's okay with

you if i don't sleep in here

of course

besides you know you talk in your sleep

i couldn't sleep a wink

now come here

i'll show you some tai chi moves

the princess found the missing pineapple

and they all lived happily ever after

you always tell the best stories grandma

do you have to go home tomorrow

i'm afraid so

but at least you'll get your room back

what was your favorite part of today

this

telling that story

no

being with you

good night olivia

good night grandma

[Music]

one two three

eyes on me

now in a few days our class will be

hosting parents night so

i'd like us to put on our thinking caps

and come up with a fun activity for the

evening

[Music]

harold got an idea we could have a

finger paint party only you have to

paint with your feet

[Music]

thank you harold i'll keep that in mind

anyone else

oscar otto how about everybody come to

school in pajamas the kind what feet but

how will we paint with our feet if

they're stuck inside pajamas

well then i guess we'll have to save

both suggestions for another time

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olivia

what fantastic idea do you have for us i

was thinking we can make our own

carnival

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we could have games and rides and prizes

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

step right up everyone and come see the

best the biggest the most fun carnival

ever made

[Music]

what a fantastic idea we'll have a

carnival for parents night olivia how

would you like to be in charge with my

supervision of course

now let's get to work

so then i put everyone in groups of

three to make up their own booth or game

very efficient and mrs hogan mueller

said that i can make it my very own

special attraction

i know you should make a game where you

have to catch real fish with your bare

hands

who would play that

i would thanks ian but i want to keep

thinking

okay here's a better idea you could

dress up harry as the first alien dog

from outer space

you know ian maybe your class will have

its own carnival next year yeah so save

those good ideas for them but i'll

forget them all by then

rule of life number 33 if you're not

careful you might get talked into

dressing up your dog as an alien

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hi francine how are you guys doing with

the ring toss

oh sorry olivia but i decided that was

much too boring so we changed it to a

pin the nose on the clown game

we love clowns with or without noses

what do you think olivia

i like it but what if you did something

like

what a great idea

thanks olivia double thanks

hi guys i can't wait to see what you're

working on it's a ride we call it the

rolly twisty tunnel ride

watch

i'm not so sure about this

it makes you kind of dizzy

[Music]

but i really want to use this tunnel in

our ride

looks like fun to me

but it might be even more fun if you

tried

[Music]

i can't wait to try it

me either thanks olivia you're welcome

good luck

hi

so your attraction is the world's

largest frog

[Music]

see

he looks pretty big next to these toys

he won't be doing that on parents

tonight willie because my mom freaks out

at frogs

your attraction is really great but i

wonder if this might make it even better

[Music]

can you whisper it again it's hard to

pay attention when there's a frog on

your head

olivia everyone is so thrilled with your

suggestions it looks like you're doing

an excellent job as carnival director

thank you mrs hogan

and how's your own special attraction

coming along well i've had lots of ideas

but i haven't decided which one should

be the extra special attraction

well don't worry dear great ideas have a

way of sneaking up on you

boys those pies are for the pie throwing

contest not for eating

sorry mrs hoffman

okay dad here's how my extra special

attraction is going to work

hmm classic design very scientific

pushes pulls

olivia can we see your extra special top

secret attraction now

yes olivia what's under the sheet

only the soon to be most talked about

most picture taken of world famous most

amazing attraction ever built

show us olivia sorry sorry

but it's not ready for the public yet

you'll have to come back tomorrow at

parents night

you just might need a little help

why don't you ask that boy standing next

to you you're being kind of a pest

past i do not know the meaning of that

word

okay you can help come on robot boy

we've got a lot of work to do

see you later parents of robot boy

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robot boy

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welcome to parents night parents

our carnival director will introduce all

of the attractions

olivia thank you mrs hogan muller

folks follow me over to our first

attraction

which was made by francine oscar and

otto it's the one the only

amazing clown beanbag toss

would someone care to try it

i would

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

oh i'm so happy

here we have bouncy beach ball bowling

all you have to do is throw a ball

through the rolly twisty tunnel and out

the other side to knock down these

bowling pins

julian will you demonstrate

[Music]

and step right this way ladies and

gentlemen and see the most strange

animal of all time

the last living dinosaur the frog

asaurus

watch it climb up this tall building

[Music]

[Applause]

it's okay mom it doesn't bite

[Laughter]

and for our last attraction

welcome to olivia's spectacular fun

house

[Music]

i couldn't have done it without my

little brother ian she's light she

couldn't have

oh ian

now

watch carefully as the hall of mirrors

transforms an ordinary boy into

[Music]

the amazing robot boy

hello welcome to olivia and her brother

ian's fun house

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

great job everyone

parents enjoy the carnival

i really want to show you my new idea

for a carnival booth

i would love to look at your idea olivia

in the morning but my idea glows in the

dark so it's really best if we talk

about it at night like now

your idea will be there in the morning

good night olivia

sweet dreams honey

[Music]

good night mom

[Music]

i've never seen so much snow

[Music]

exciting news children because of this

unexpected blizzard school has been

canceled for the rest of the day

[Music]

does that mean we get to go out in the

school yard and play

no it means you all get to go home early

well i hit the slopes with my cousin

ginger now let's get our things and get

dressed let's keep your parents and

cousin ginger waiting

[Music]

i wish it would snow like this every day

then we'd never have to go to school

mom if i didn't have to go to school

anymore would i still have to take a

bath

yes

rule of life number 42 if it weren't for

mothers little brothers would be very

stinky

francine julian i spoke with your

parents and you're going to stay at our

house until they're able to get home

from work

it could take them a while with all this

snow i love blizzards a whole day to

play together and i know the perfect

game

[Music]

welcome to the hotel olivia please come

in and make yourself at home

wow

it's so big oh this is nothing you

should see my other hotels

[Music]

i wonder where olivia is

[Music]

sorry to keep you waiting

what can i do for you today

i'd like a room in your hotel please me

too

i mean a different room maybe one with

the tv i want a tv too

that shouldn't be a problem

what's that sound you mean the wind it

sounds like a ghost

oh no there are no ghosts at the hotel

olivia please follow me we'll be taking

the elevator

after you

[Music]

now each of the rooms come with fluffy

towels little chocolates on the pillows

and room service

and they make your bed for you i like

the sound of that

we get to eat in our room

that's just one of those things that

makes the hotel olivia the fanciest

hotel in the world

this is our stop

[Music]

kindly follow me

[Music]

this is your room francine

[Music]

no offense olivia but i'd like another

room this one smells like boy

but this is the room i picked out for

you

i'll take it i already smell like a boy

anyway

kindly follow me

[Music]

and this is your room

i love it

now here's the bed

and the window

what's that for

uh that's in case you brought a pet

monkey

now over here are your little chocolates

and towels and if you want to be left

alone just hang this don't bother me

sign on your door

this is the best hotel ever

excuse me i think i have another guest

sorry to keep you waiting

what can i do for you today

i'd like a room please

[Music]

i'm sorry but the hotel olivia is full

all the rooms are taken

no fair

mom olivia says all the rooms in her

hotel are taken

olivia this is a very big hotel i'm sure

you can find a room for your brother

all right

follow me

it's pretty small

oh this isn't your room this is

the bathtub

go on try it out you'll love the privacy

and the soaps are free uh i have to use

the bathroom

oh one more thing you have to leave your

hotel room when other guests need to use

the bathroom

never mind i don't want to stay at this

hotel anymore anyway

besides i heard there were ghosts

ghosts

he's making that up francine there are

no ghosts or pesky little brothers at my

hotel i promise

[Music]

are these grilled cheese sandwiches

going to be enough for your guests

hmm

maybe we should give them a pickle too

good idea

and how about a big vanilla cupcake with

pink frosting

i'm out of those at the moment

please

i want the hotel olivia to be the best

in the whole world

hmm

i guess it's a good day to bake pink

frosting right

[Music]

here's the sandwich you ordered

i didn't order a sandwich i ordered a

frozen yogurt pop

oh this must be for the guest in room

17. be right back

can i play not right now ian i'm very

busy

here's your sandwich francine

oh good i was getting really hungry and

could you make the bed now i've messed

it up

hey olivia

perry left a gross chew toy in my room

would you come and get rid of it

be right there

oh and room service may i get a glass of

milk in just a minute

uh

who turned off all the lights

the store must have knocked the power

out or a ghosted

i told you francine we don't have ghosts

[Music]

come on julian i'll take care of that

chew toy now wanna come with us francine

no i'll stay here

[Music]

[Music]

are you sure it was a chew toy you

stepped on positive it had dog slobber

on it and everything

[Music]

it was the ghost i saw it

yes

i just saw it too

where

i don't see anything i don't want to

stay in this hotel anymore

neither do i olivia mom told me to tell

you she can't finish the cupcakes until

the power comes back on

what's wrong with you guys we saw a

ghost

i told you they were ghosts

[Music]

if i do have a ghost in my hotel then

i'm just going to have to get rid of it

[Applause]

what does the ghost meter say

nothing so far

[Music]

the ghost is up there

maybe i should wait downstairs you know

in case the ghost tries to get away or

something good idea

[Music]

blue olivia olivia

[Music]

what's going on

ian was pretending to be a ghost and

scaring all my hotel guests

well olivia maybe ian just wanted to

play too

sorry

sorry ian

i know how would you like to be the room

service waiter

cool

oh good the power's back on

[Music]

room service

[Music]

julian and francine's parents got home

okay but they said it was okay for them

to spend the night

oh good because i promised everyone that

the hotel olivia has amazing pancakes

for breakfast

i mean

if you don't mind helping me not at all

it sounds like the hotel olivia was a

big success it was

but it's not as much fun as hotel mom

that's very nice to know

good night mom

good night olivia

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oh

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hi