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01x23 - Olivia and the Family Photo Olivia Claus

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x23 - Olivia and the Family Photo Olivia Claus

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oh

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today is going to be the best day ever

actually the paper says it's gonna be a

scorcher

olivia's not talking about the weather

dear she's excited that we're getting

our family christmas picture taken today

and francine's having a hawaiian beach

party in her backyard too

two fun things in one day how can

francine have a beach party in her yard

when she doesn't even have a beach

the same way you get a picture to look

like christmas in the middle of summer

how

you decorate

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can someone tell me why we're getting

our christmas picture taken in the

middle of july because every year we end

up waiting until the last minute and my

mother ends up taking our picture

which is never very good

it looks really funny

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oh great face honey

that's not so bad

ah what did i tell you

this year i'm going to make sure we'll

have a nice family picture to go with

our christmas cards

olivia hurry up the photographer will be

here any minute

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but sweetheart where's that pretty polka

dotted outfit i picked out

santa doesn't wear polka dots

why aren't the rest of you dressed up

where's your holiday spirit

i can fix that

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now we're ready for a real christmas

picture

come sit down you two in

and don't get all mussed up before the

picture is taken

let's all sit here and just wait until

the photographer arrives

sorry

still learning how to work my antlers

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that must be the photographer

sorry i'm late

please come in

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ah yes this little baby right here is

the snow omatic 3000 it makes no

not sure if we'll use it today but

please i beg you stay away from the red

button

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nice sunglasses julian nice antlers

so are you ready for francien's party

no we haven't had our christmas picture

taken yet

wait here i want you to bring my beach

ball will you hold my antlers for me

sure

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pokey dokey folks

places everyone

say santa sleigh

sam get this way

perfect i think we're done here

it certainly pays to hire a professional

did i miss something

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all righty say santa's

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what's that smell

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i'm so sorry

it's my little one

oh and his shirt looks messy too

i'm going to have to go change his

outfit

dad can i go over to francine's party

just to say hi i'll run right back when

you call

sure but you won't need reindeer antlers

at the beach party oh yes i will

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olivia

your antlers are awesome

yeah but why are you dressed for

christmas

why not

any day can be christmas especially a

fun day like today

hmm

let's see who's been naughty and who's

been nice

olivia's been nice

prancer

take these to olivia and tell her santa

wants her to spread the christmas cheer

in the middle of summer

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why yes even in the middle of summer

olivia has the christmas spirit all year

long

olivia

olivia

this is a beach party

beaches and christmas don't go together

sure they do

olivia mom says you gotta come back for

the picture

and hurry up before she comes my ears

off

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edwin and perry want to be in the

picture too

oh

i'm allergic to

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hello

olivia what are you doing is that

christmas music

at my party we have cool music

you're missing all the fun

mom can i go back to the party for a

while

oh you might as well olivia we'll call

you when we're ready i'll be right there

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that's hawaiian for until we meet again

all you gotta do is wave your arms

and wiggle

it makes me dizzy

i think hula music is better than

christmas music

what do you think olivia

i like them both

olivia

oops gotta go

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super

a little to your left and uh can you

bring the antlers down

perfect all right everyone say dasher

are we ever going to have a good

christmas picture why don't i take a

look

this isn't the right color

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who hit the blizzard button we need to

make it stop

hey it's snowing in our living room

but the snow looks so

christmassy

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olivia try to turn it off

never mind i'll get it

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it looks like the north pole

it's a winter wonderland

this is beautiful

whoa it's awesome inside here

it looks like we're gonna have a white

christmas

that's it now everybody say princess

underpants

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it's perfect

thanks to the little reindeer here you

saved the day olivia

it was nothing

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huh is that

snow

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you know what olivia beach parties and

christmas do go together

i told ya

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and they all lived happily ever after

ah the end

well it's certainly been quite a day

hasn't it sweetheart

yeah i told you it was going to be fun

don't you wish we could do it all over

again

um

good night olivia

good night mom

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i want a robot you've got a robot

but my robot wants a robot what do you

want from santa

i want

i want

i wish i knew we have so many toys

already

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what do i need

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do you need puppets

nope got them ballet shoes right here

something for matilda

matilda's perfect just the way she is

pardon me

yeah

i said

matilda's perfect just the way she is

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where's matilda

leave it to me mrs garcia it will be the

best holiday party ever mom have you

seen matilda

sure sweetie many times today

anyone seen my other snowflake sock no

have you seen matilda uh no not recently

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found matilda yet not yet

ah

what's the matter

all my old toys are broken our parts are

missing

maybe sansa will bring you a new truck

hey maybe he could bring you a new

matilda i want old matilda

but new is better

but grandma gave me matilda when i was

little i've had her my whole life

i'll help you look for her

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matilda are you in here

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nope

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matilda's not under there but i found an

orange crayon here's the top of williams

bottle and a teacup from my tea set

that was matilda's favorite cup and

those were my favorite socks

sometimes i think there must be

somewhere in space where all the missing

things go honey ready to hang these up

at least stockings don't come in pairs

so we don't have to worry about losing

one

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olivia where are you

here we are

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[Laughter]

where's the camera that's one for the

photo album

all right everyone time to put out some

treats for santa and the reindeer

hear the cookies

everyone puts cookies out santa will be

tired of them by the time he gets to our

house let's think of something else

how could anyone get tired of cookies

cheese crackers green olives and what do

we give the reindeer

zucchini of course

rule of life number 51.

being a flying reindeer takes a lot of

energy so it's good to feed them

vegetables

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[Applause]

now as we all know santa won't come

until all children are fast asleep

okay mom

night night see you tomorrow on

christmas

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you asleep

no

too excited to sleep

i miss matilda i know you do sweetie

don't worry we'll find her

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merry christmas

christmas

christmas

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darling he said christmas oh good boy

well done son

i guess santa likes black olives what's

reindeer drink to milk

say christmas again william

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can we look in our stockings

sure can

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[Laughter]

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william

fun fun look

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this puzzle is tough

i can do it

did santa bring everything you wanted

olivia

yes

but i'd still like matilda back oh

would breakfast help i made my special

christmas waffles

one sec almost finished

nobody move missing piece well it must

be here somewhere

how am i gonna finish it

if i were santa claus i try to return

all the lost things

hmm

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on reindeer

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hey i left this at the beach

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i never thought i'd see that again

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to all

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ian

i've got an idea

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i hope ian likes it

just a little something i made for you

last puzzle piece

thank you thank you thank you

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yes

it fits

i wish i could make you a new matilda

perry

what's perry doing

perry what do you have there

perry come back

harry

what do you have there

harry

perry come back

perry

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harry

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perry

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what's back here

dad your snowflake sock

and ian's missing puzzle piece

and matilda

i found the place where all our missing

things go

now this is what i call christmas

oh you found matilda

look dear olivia found my sock

and that's not all

hey ian look

thanks

but i like your piece better

and that's why reindeer have tea parties

and little girls have antlers are you

sure

no

i suppose you want another story

no thanks

no

nope i think that's the exact story i

want to go to sleep with

merry christmas dad

merry christmas swab merry christmas

sweetie

merry christmas livy

merry christmas ian

merry christmas olivia

merry christmas william

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merry christmas matilda

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[Applause]

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