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01x24 - Olivia Goes to the Beach Olivia Keeps a Secret

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x24 - Olivia Goes to the Beach Olivia Keeps a Secret

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oh

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so

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olivia are you really taking your trunk

to the beach

how else am i going to bring all my

stuff

but you're only going away for one night

i know

i never know what i might need

ready

i guess ian doesn't need very much

hmm

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grandma's here

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hi grandma

hi olivia i left some room for your

trunk

rule of life number 54. mothers know

lots of things but only grandmothers

really know how to pack for a vacation

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would you like some help taking that

downstairs olivia no thanks mom i've got

it

coming through edwin

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bye mom

bye mom see you tomorrow

have fun kids

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are we really going to sleep in tents

yes

right on the beach you bet

i hope i see a sea monster how do you

know about this place grandma my friends

and i found it when we were teenagers

it's the best beach for surfing in the

whole world see for yourself

is this you grandma it sure is

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that's the whole g*ng

look at that giant rock that's good luck

rock we wouldn't think of surfing

without touching it first for good luck

grandma will you teach us to surf

why do you think i brought my extra

boards along they're for you and ian

cool

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oh

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here we are come on i'll show you good

luck rock

hey wait for me

smell that salt here

i can smell it

all i smell is the inside of my nose

come on the last one to the beach is a

rotten fish egg

i'm gonna win

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hey wait up

grandma what's that fence doing in the

middle of the beach

huh well it never used to be here and

it's blocking us from the best part of

the beach

who would put a fence up on a beach i

guess someone who wants that side and

good luck rock all to themselves

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don't worry grandma we'll have fun on

this side of the beach

maybe we'll find another good luck rock

of course we will

how about we set up our tent over there

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more on my toes olivia they're starting

to poke through

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when are we going to play paddleball

in a minute

be right back

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uh-oh

have you lost it

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hello

anybody there can we get our ball please

wow that was like magic

thank you

who do you think is over there

i don't know

but let's find out

why'd you do that

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hello

can we get our ball please

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hi i'm olivia and this is my little

brother ian hi

is this your ball

yes i guess i must have hit it too hard

the next time it happens it may not come

back

is that good luck rock well it's a rock

it's only good luck if you believe in

those things

kids

let's stay away from the fence well look

who it is hello annette

grandma you know her

yes we were friends when we were kids

and when we knew better than to ruin a

beautiful beach with a silly fins

nice seeing you

goodbye

she didn't seem very happy to see us

huh that's a net i'm afraid

was she really your friend grandma

yes

back when she knew how to have fun

but then she turned into an old stick in

the mud

so

who wants to learn how to surf

we do

keep your arms out for balance now put

your right foot forward and lean on your

back foot to turn your board

how's that

perfect you are a natural

watch this grandma

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now that's what i call a wipeout

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grandma

why did you stop being friends with a

net

well we stopped liking the same thing so

we just didn't have fun anymore

i don't think i'll ever stop having fun

with you grandma

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and that's what makes you you

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hello

what are you doing

enjoying my beach so are we

but i don't think our side's as much fun

as yours because you have good luck rock

there are plenty of rocks on your side

but not good luck rock which we want to

touch before we go surfing

wouldn't you like to come surfing with

us

i haven't surfed in years

i don't think i even remember how

i can show you grandma just taught me

she said i'm a natural

your grandma always was a good surfing

teacher come on then we can both show

you you know that sounds like

fun

let me get my swim cap

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grandma i asked annette to come surfing

with us

oh honey don't be disappointed if she

doesn't come

i never did like this fence anyway

i'm going to take it down first thing

tomorrow now that's the alternet who are

you calling old last one to touch good

luck rock is a rotten fish egg

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just like old times

watch this

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wonderful

i wonder where she learned all those

fancy moves

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thanks for the best beach vacation ever

grandma you're welcome

and thank you for bringing an old friend

back to me

now get some sleep we have a whole day

of surfing ahead of us can we come back

next weekend

maybe not next weekend but we'll come

back soon promise good night olivia good

night grandma

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and do you remember the lifeguard

he bought me a lemonade we went for a

walk on the beach

those were the days

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I love making veggie loaf it's my

favorite food in the whole world well

since it's your favorite would you mind

shaping it into a loaf on that pan for

me well hello oh hi oh how are you rule

of Life number 24 just because it's

called a veggie loaf doesn't mean it

can't be something more exciting like a

veggie Castle why does the veggie loaf

look like a spiny toad well that should

be fine I'll get back to you tomorrow

goodbye that was Francine's mom she just

hired me to plan Francine's birthday

party really Mom you have the coolest

job ever and since Francine's my second

best friend I have all kinds of great

ideas for her party I better go work on

them right

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now Mom can I show you something sure

honey what's

up presented

my ideas for Francine's birthday party

first the

entertainment

behold

elephantina the elephant queen of

Asia Francine since it's your birthday

you get the first ride this is the best

birthday surprise ever

woohoo

honey I don't think Francine's parents

would like an elephant in their backyard

that's okay I have lots more

ideas

behold the tasty Tower of cupcakes

Francine since it's your birthday I will

personally get you the pink cupcake from

the tippy top of the tower pink is my

favorite cupcake flavor I

know I don't think so sweetie then how

about three monkeys playing the kazoo or

train Polar Bear so you can sing Happy

happy birthday honey I appreciate your

help but I really need to figure out

what would make this a special birthday

party for Francine now what does

Francine like best oh the same things as

me um ballet singing soccer uh pony

rides Olivia well she likes some of the

same things as me like uh H planning a

party is hard isn't it Olivia hurry it's

time for the kiky the kangaroo show oh

yeah Francine really really really likes

Kiki the kangaroo too

bye kiky the

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kangaroo delivery sign here thank

you it's for you

hun that looks like Kiki the kangaroo

that's right it's a costume it's for

Francine's birthday Kiki is coming to

Francine's

party and now I'd like to introduce a

very special guest on my show

Olivia hi there Olivia hi KiKi I'm so

excited to be on your show when I was

little I used to watch your show Kiki

and dream of the day I would be a guest

and here you are so what are you going

to do for us today I'm going to sing my

version of your theme song while my good

friend Francine plays piano take it away

girls hopping all around the town the

fun never ends he's kooky the kangaro

he's looking for a friend and that

friend is surely

you okay here we go it's a little small

but I suppose I could squeeze myself

into it honey no you don't have to be

kicky now Olivia you really have to keep

this a secret you wouldn't want to ruin

Francine's birthday surprise I know it

can be hard to keep a secret when you're

6 and 3/4 years old I can do it I

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promise I'm so glad you can all come to

my birthday party I heard my mother

talking to Olivia's mother who is

planning the party and there's going to

be a huge fantastic surprise it's true

so I was thinking the surprise could be

ice skating or pony rides or a jumpy

tent or there could be fairy tale

costumes a magic show or clowns that

sounds amazing we love clowns clowns

that's not a huge fantastic

surprise so what is it you can tell us

um I can tell you what color the

decorations are purple and pink and

there's going to be strawberry punch we

love strawberry punch not as much as

clowns but what about the

surprise

Francine I'm sorry I can't tell but

you're going to really like it I

promise okay I've done the goodie bags

the decorations are up the cake is on

its way William your mommy is quite a

party planner

well thank you honey where are your

party ribbons I'm not sure fancy even

wants me to come to her party anymore

since I wouldn't tell her the surprise

oh honey she'll be so excited when she

sees Kiki she'll be glad you didn't ruin

the surprise really really in that case

I think I'll wear my favorite red dress

coming through coming through perfect

but I'd better hurry I have to get over

to the party so when Kiki comes by

please tell me to change into the

costume and come right right over to the

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party dad Harry keeps chewing my

favorite ball that's because it's his

favorite ball too an but how can I make

him stop how do I look you can't very

nice come on little

fella hello hi I'm Kiki the kangaroo I

think you have my costume

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here almost there ow ow where did that

tail come from

oh here we

go they don't make these costumes like

they used

to there easy as pie call it a hunch but

I don't think this is going to work out

you're telling me this costume's so

tight I can hardly breathe but what

about Francine's party she's waiting for

a huge fantastic surprise I promise well

unless there's a short little person who

knows all of my song and dance routines

your friend is a look I know just the

person who can do

it this is weird Olivia would never miss

a party maybe her family went on a trip

Harold her mom is right over there maybe

it was a short trip H it's a very nice

party but is my surprise coming soon he

um it should be here any minute now I

hope

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hello

everyone wow I'm kiky the kangaroo happy

birthday

Francine would you like to sing a song

with me me sing with you

yes there's something familiar about

that

voice it comes around just once a year a

day we hold so dear so jump on up and

show your Glee and dance a birthday

Dance with

Me hop to the left and hop to the right

jump three times with all your spin

around and wiggle and do the birthday

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dance Kiki wait I have to go get my

friend Olivia she has to meet you nice

work Kiki thanks m i mean thanks

Olivia's

mother Kiki was right here I can't

believe Olivia kept that a secret me

neither Olivia's not at

home Olivia you missed the best surprise

ever you mean Kiki oh I just saw him he

had to go to another birthday party but

he told me to give this to you he also

told me that you're an excellent singer

and Dancer Kiki said that about

me this is the best birthday ever

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see Dad it's a half hop half bounce I

don't know if I will ever need to know

how to hop or bounce like kii the

kangaroo but in case I do like this hop

to the left and hop to the

[Laughter]

right see that was my plan now stay in

bed my Plucky little Rue good night good

night

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Dad pinto beans garbanzo beans beans

that kids should never have to eat

beans mom can we buy corn

instead I don't don't think I've ever

seen a cuter child he should be in the

movies he is a handsome one I think I'll

keep

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him mom uh yes Olivia can we buy corn

instead of beans of course pick out a

can Olivia what should we do this one

has a toy race car inside but the

cereals got those gross marshmallow

things we don't like like and this one

has a toy zebra but the cereal gets too

soggy keep looking Ian there's got to be

something better you're

right Mom what's creamed corn

oh isn't he darling oh thank you Mom yes

Olivia what's creamed corn uh something

that upsets your father's stomach just

get a can of regular corn

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look at those

dimples and that smile oh and what a

nose you must be one happy

mother okay what's better chocolate oat

Crunchies even if it doesn't come with a

toy just something called fiber or honey

puffed rice with free stick on tattoos

and I can't think about cereal right now

I've decided I'm going to be a mommy and

I've got a lot to do

who's mommy's pretty

baby Hello Olivia hello is there any

mail for me or my baby little Olivia oh

my goodness what an adorable baby you

have Olivia yes he is cute I think I'll

keep him bye little

Olivia hi Mrs Hogan Mueller I might be

late for school tomorrow I have a baby

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now oh isn't he a vision of loveliness

thank you Gucci Gucci go wow look at

that precious wet

nose he got that from his father's side

of the

family he got that from his father's

side too excuse me Mrs Hogan meller

but it's his nap

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time that one no that one wait I'll take

that

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one I think I'll have

another wait here Edwin

what would mommy's favorite babies like

to do

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today that's a great idea little Olivia

we'll go to the park little

Olivia oh hello Francine I didn't see

you there I was talking my babies little

Olivia and little Olivia too they're

such a

handful can I see oh my gosh they're so

cute would you like to be a mommy too of

course I

would here

gwendaline Olivia meet Franny my baby

hello Franny how are

you she's a little fussy today maybe she

needs a nap it's not her nap time I

always put her down for a nap at the the

same time every day but what if she's

tired now I think I know how to be a

mother

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Olivia

wait little Olivia too get back in the

carriage what kind of a mommy are you

your babies are causing trouble they are

not causing trouble they're just getting

their exercise qualin I I mean Franny

come back to

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Mommy I'm sorry to say this Francine but

I think it would be best if Franny

didn't play with my babies

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anymore no little Olivia too this bottle

is for little Olivia you've had

yours maybe you need to be

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burped am I going to have to separate

you

two sorry I can't come over Julian I

just put my babies down for a

nap this is the first chance I've had to

color all day I'll call you later when

the kids are

up Olivia can you do me a favor shh

Mommy I just got them to

sleep oh can I leave you in charge of

William for a few minutes while I make

an important phone call you want me to

be William's Mommy

too well I just want you to keep an eyee

on him for a few minutes do you think

you can do that of course I've got lots

of experience being a mommy I'll be in

my office if you need

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me pH

William do you mind if I call you little

Olivia 3 how would you like to help

mommy

color that's very good little Olivia

3 I'm going to get you out of

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here Ian you woke up my babies

rule of Life number 21 little brothers

don't know anything about being a mommy

you kids get back to bed this

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instant okay sh mommy's here stop crying

are you hungry little Olivia

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37 little Olivia 92 don't poke your

sister don't cry sweetie Mommy will get

to you sooner or

later

aha t

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it's okay little Olivia 3 they're just

playing is everything all right down

there

woo w

look at mommy little Olivia 3 look at

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Mommy thank you Olivia looks like you

did an excellent

job woo I'm glad you're back being a

mommy is a lot of work I think I'll wait

until I'm old like

you and I'm sure when you do become a

mommy you'll be mother of the

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year well that's all for tonight Olivia

I can't have one more no I've read three

already I always read a hundred books to

my babies before they go to sleep well

they must be very lucky babies they are

are you sure you can't read another book

I'm positive now we need to save some

for

tomorrow sweet dreams

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Olivia so then the princess ate the

witch's Enchanted pineapple and fell

into a deep sleep oh brother what's the

name of that book The Enchanted

Pineapple Princess why do you always

read books about princesses why why do

you always read books about dinosaurs

cuz dinosaurs are cool well what did the

witch do after the princess fell asleep

I was about to find out I can't listen

anymore would you mind bringing back my

books when you go to the library of

course not all of our books are du back

today do back but I haven't finished

this one I can't give it back before I

finish it I'll never know if the

princess woke up well let's see we'll

leave in 5 minutes so you have 5 minutes

here to read then we'll drive to the

library which gives you another 12

minutes in the car think you can do it

I'll try do I have to go to the library

too come on it'll be fun I'll help you

pick out a good book Ian no thank you

I'll pick out my

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own uh I

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know Dad if a Stegosaurus and a

Triceratops got into a fight who would

win oh let me think about that a minute

Ian please be quiet so I can finish my

book Julian and Francine and Daisy all

have read the enchanted Pineapple

Princess already and everyone is going

to tell me the ending at school on

Monday so why bother reading it if

they're going to tell you how it ends

because that wouldn't be as fun so can

you please be quiet so I can finish so

then the princess ate the witch's

Enchanted pineapple and fell into a deep

sleep the witch knew she could trick the

prince rule of Life number eight even

when little brothers are being quiet

they can still find a way to bother

you we're here but I'm not finished yet

well why don't we renew your book for

another week that will give you the rest

of the weekend to finish thanks Dad

that's a great idea

hold on to the book you want to renew

Olivia and put the rest in the slot okay

let

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me want to put these in too Ian

yeah once upon a time look Dad it's

story time could we go listen to the

story sure I'm going to look for a book

on the three-winged grasshopper come on

Ian dinosaur princess knew the entire

Kingdom had come to depend on her she

knew that she had to go out into the

forest and find find the wizard who had

turned her into a dinosaur did he just

say dinosaur princess shh yes why would

anyone ruin a perfectly good dinosaur

story sh but what she didn't expect was

that there were fairies who wanted the

princess to stay a

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dinosaur who are you I am the fairy

queen of the forest I'm looking for the

wizard can you help me find him the

wizard really doesn't like to be

disturbed but I need him to turn me back

into a girl I don't like being a

dinosaur please bring me to him I would

but you see I promised him I'd let him

take a nap then what about after his

nap here's the wizard now I guess he

didn't want that nap after all oh wizard

please turn me back into a girl uh-uh

the kingdom is safer with a dinosaur

princess to protect it I demand you turn

me back into a girl this instant if you

don't I'll be forced to eat you all hey

what did I do oh all right finally thank

you and they lived happily ever

after the end I'm going to be over in

the real dinosaur section

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that was almost the best story I've ever

heard you think so yeah it's almost as

good as the enchanted Pineapple Princess

I don't think I've seen that one I'll

show

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you but I left it right

there oh no my book is gone excuse me I

have to take care of something

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that's not my book

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either can I help you I'm looking for my

my book I left it over there this whole

room is full of books could you be more

specific it's red well that narrows it

down to a few hundred it's called the

enchanted Pineapple Princess H let's

see yes here it is looks like it was

checked in just a few minutes ago it's

being returned to the shelves as we

speak can I check it back out again yes

you'll just have to get it before

someone else does you'd better hurry

that book has been quite popular

according to this it has been read by

Julian Francine Daisy I know that's the

problem it's probably on one of those

Library carts right now waiting to be

shelved I have to get

it not

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here oh hi

Olivia hi Dad have you seen my book no

but listen to this the adult

three-winged grasshoppers fly in swarms

of more than 1 million and travel up to

100 Mil a

day who doesn't love a

library I would give anything to have a

T-Rex as a pet Yan how would you like to

help me on a really important exciting

Adventure we're going dinosaur hunting

even better are you in okay follow

me we're going to search this entire

place and find my enchanted Pineapple

Princess book that the exciting

Adventure

I see it come

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on

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whoa I thought I saw that lady put your

book in here

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Julian Olivia what are you doing here

just looking for books why are you in

the bookshelf I'm not I'm on the other

side Julian I need your help finding the

enchanted Pineapple Princess book it got

turned back in before I had a chance to

finish reading it I can tell you how it

ends that's what I

said there it is come on

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on your mark get set

go we have to catch that book

cart wa Olivia don't worry I'll catch

up straight ahead hang

on

[Applause]

woohoo I can see my book

got

it we did

[Applause]

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it I'm sorry you can't have this book

but I've been looking all over for it it

accidentally got turned back in before I

finished it I'm about to read it for

Story Hour how about you have a seat and

listen to how the story ends uh kids

would you mind if we stayed a little

while longer I can't decide whether I

want the grasshopper book or this one

about albino salamanders we'll be right

here

Dad Once Upon a Time in the Kingdom of

the pineapples there lived a beautiful

princess but what the witch didn't know

was that the princess's little brother

had been watching her all along and knew

of her Wicked plot the witch was no

match for the little brother and so the

princess awoke from her deep sleep the

the end can we read it again how many

times can you hear the story in one day

maybe a million why don't we save it for

tomorrow it's time for sleep good night

Olivia good night Mom

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hallelujah hallelujah